Lawl. Me. Betch. Me. Lawl.

Hello, all!!

Lol! Haven't blogged in a while, sorry? It's cuz I haven't had a chance to come to the library, due to Memorial Day, it was closed. On Monday. On Saturday I couldn't come because my cousins were having a party to celebrate their first communion (at 14- old!) and I was dragged to visit. But since they were off being prissy bitches, I hung out with my cousin and and her cousin who tagged along. It's cause we're both the black sheep in our fucked up family. Ugh. This means that we're better than them, hopefully.

I'm still reading the bible. It's all good. I didn't know there was that much bloodshed and sex in it. I would've read it before! ;P We're just finished the book of Samuel part 2. It was boring. David's life was like a very boring soap opera. Kinda weird, too. There's this part where his son rapes his half-sister, so his other son kills his brother because of it. So King David exiles him, and a few years later lets him back in. After that the exile gets all proud and makes himself king, by sleeping with his fathers' mistresses.

It's like....Woah.

Anymoo, yesterday i binge read "Dead and Gone" by Charlaine Harris. It was kinda boring, bit not so much for me to stop reading. She killed various likable characters, and left the one I wanted dead, alive. I also checked out this Know-all book about Vampires. It disillusioned me when i saw that the had dedicated two whole paragraphs to Twatlight. Ugh.

Lawl.

I'm waiting on "Turn Coat", which is the tenth book of "the Dresden Files". I also got "A Fistful of Charms" yesterday, which I'm debating reading.

I still haven't started on my homework, which is reading three books. I've abandoned trying to read "A Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man." It's boring. I'll try Pride and Prejudice tomorrow, or possibly, today, after getting back from decathlon. Moo.

Ugh. That's it for today. My fingers hurt. Lol! And..OmG!! The keyboard it usable! Lol!

Lawl me. Bitch. :)

I would have a quote, but that means I have to look for one, and i don't want to.

Review for Sarah: You blog is being a bitch. It wouldn't let me comment!! Grrr...

So here's your comment: No hurrah. Stargazer say'eth, so he will not add this "Hurrah" to his comment.

Now that I'm done speaking in third person (I must do more ofter), I will say this: Moo.

Anyways, sounds like you had a fun day! Heh. Sneaking food into the theatre? *Gasp* Devil Child! It's so evil! Depriving the workers of teh money they get from over-priced popcorn!! Evil!!!!............I do that too....

I've actually snuck into multiple movies. Lol! The last time I went to go see "Obsessed", we were going to, but it got late, and we were tired, so we went to Denny's.

Lawl.

Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo.

Update: Nevermind. It's the browser at the library computer. Won't let me comment anywhere...Grrrrrrr......

Mooooooooo!!!!

Forbidden Apples? Please! I'd rather get the Forbidden Pizza!

Ugh. I have to write an essay on how God changes from a control freak to a subtle manipulator in the first book (Genesis), by tomorrow. I don't want to! Lol!

Lawl me.

I'm reading JPod. It's hilarious! I swear, some days my life feels like that! People just pop up and start being random! I love random!! Lol! Unless of course you're starting drama which involves me in a non-fun way...in which then I have complete and utter control of your life. I hold your soul in my hands. Muahahahahah!

Anymoo, I have to go to Academic Decathlon today and tomorrow. I don't feel like going. I need sleep and starbucks. And a doughnut. And a good book, or a better computer. Lol! I like my computer, except for the fact that its a filthy whore.

D-O-C-I-O-U-S!!

Docious!!

That part just stuck with me. Lol! It's from JPod. Lawl.

I also have to go get a signature from the lady at the agency that's gonna hire me, since she forgot to sign my work permit. Ugh.

Lawl. Me. Bitch. Me. Lawl.

I'm bored. I'm going to go get books.

I'm thinking of just telling my mom to cut off the Internet, but I don't know if its a good idea. I mean, I'm not really using it....Lawl. I think its better, but then I become a cranky bitch (and what?) when I don't have Internet.

Moo....

Help me!

Or don't. Whatev.

Molest-Hugs and Lawl.

Vampires anyone? (^,.,^)

Hi. The title deceives you.

I'm blogging from a public library near my house. Mainly because I couldn't from my school because the school is ghetto and the computer i was on sucked worse than a two-dollar whore in downtown.

I'm at school during vacations because I'm taking a bible course. Lol! Don't trip, not going all religious! Hahaha! Its a "Bible as literature" class that I'm doing for intersession. It's actually fun. It's like mythology. There's fighting, tricks, tragedy, sex and irony. Lol! Yes, I know hard to believe. Lol!

We had an earthquake the other day. I was tripping the fuck out!! I didn't know what to do! And since we live on the second floor, it felt worse. But still, if the building would've collapsed, my and my mom would be the ones alive! Whoo! :P

Moo.

I bought the Passion tea from starbucks today. It was flavored with lemonade i think? it was fucking awesome!! I was like....OMG! I had tried it before when I freeloaded from my friend, but it was good. I recommend it.

I still haven't done any of my off-track homework. I'm being forced to read "Pride and Prejudice", "Great Expectations", and "Wuthering Heights." I need to start.

I also need to start reading "A Tale of Two Cities" for Academic Decathlon, since I haven't. Last week, or so (maybe last-last week) the teacher asked us to tell her something we had learned in Academic Decathlon that wasn't about "A Tale of Two Cities." I blanked out. I didn't know what to say! Another girl said what I was going to say, and i completely got lost. I froze, and that's really stupid because once I got home I could think of three different things. Ugh.

Today I blogged from here, and tomorrow I'll try from school. But i don't think I'm going to use my computer anymore, since it's being violated. Yesterday, after I had finished blogging, I got that some stupid "Adobe" message, and something was trying to install a program into my computer. I cancelled the installation, and turned off the modem- for the Internet. I turned off my comp manually, and now it works, but i haven't turned on the Internet.

So yeah.

Gold chains and Black Roses! Lol!

Im bored.

BTW: Thanx to Rain and Stephen for joining my blog! Lol! :D
BTW2: I'm very bored.
BTW3: Reading a new book. It's called JPod. Its about a video game company's employees who have to go through a whole bunch of shit. It delightfully amoral. Lawl.
BTW4: I'm gonna try to write a story especially for you people. Lol! Something with magic, faeries and insanity. Maybe sexual innuendo. Not sure. Lol!

Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo.

Everytime I look at myself...I wonder. How did I get so awesome? Lol!

Lawl.

Yay!! I'm back.....sort of.

I'll try to blog more. I miss it.

But yeah, my vacation feels like work. Lmao! I'm trying to get a job, but I need to go turn in my application for a work permit, because I need one. Lol!

I have been binge reading. Alot. I finished all of "The Dresden Files" series, except for "Grave Peril" which I'm reading now. I devoured all of "The Hollows" series, except for "A Fistful of Charms" which I waiting for the library to get to me. Lawl. I've also read the graphic novels (aka Comics) by Jim Butcher and LKH, "Welcome to the Jungle" and "The First Death".

There are others, don't feel like mentioning them.

I decided to try my hand at novel writing, which I haven't done before. Its just been short stories and other shit. I realized that If I can't get at least 25 pages or so in a month, I have no business becoming a writer. I had resolved to work on it everyday, but I've been busy. Lol!

The "novel" is about magic (like I would write anything else!). An alternate history. Warlocks, witches, Guardians and vampires, the works for the fantasy genre. Regular stuff, well psychopathic families, magical criminals, dark-side bosses, and that horrible place known as "High School".

Fun, huh?

I took the Ap tests recently (AP= Advanced Placement) for college credit. I'm not getting any. Tragic. The History one was Hard!!! I hated it! Moooo!!! The English one wasn't as difficult. If there was any chance of me passing, it'd be on the English one.

So that's it for today. Lol! I'm gonna start blogging again, fuck the damn spyware/virus. It can go fuck Twilight! Ugh.

BTW: Have a new rant on Twatlight. Later though. Lol!

Random quote of the day: "It doesn't feel right, so keep going down; It doesn't feel right, until you start to drown." - Jeffree Star ( Ice Cream)

I'm bored. You don't get to judge me. Bitch.

Lawl.

Midnight Dancing and Silk-covered Chains

I'm taking a chance on blogging. If weird stuff shows up, its probably not me, just the weirdo who has nothing better to do than to violate my poor computer.

I'm doing absolutely nothing right now. I WAS reading "One Silent Night" by Sherrilyn Kenyon, preparing myself for the "Computer Holocaust". Which happens every other year, ALWAYS right after I get out of prison (aka School).

I'm trying to get a job, so I'm like trying. Lol! I'm signing up for this youth agency thing, which helps me get a job, but I need a TB test. And since I haven't gone to the doctor in like two years (according to my mom it's because I never get sick, in which I retaliated by telling her she never cared when I got sick, since she always made me go to school anyways, and that why would she care now? Lol! I love my mom, no matter how much we fight. ^_^) so I had to schedule a physical, cuz the people there suck ass and can't just give me the shot. Ugh.

I went to the library today. I had several books that I requested come in. A lot. Like 6, all hardcover. It was a complete bitch carrying them over here! Lol! Most of them were "The Dresden Files" books, a few were the Hollows series. I also requested the third Blue Bloods book, which has me hooked, chick-lit or no chick-lit.

I'm currently listening to "Toxicity" by System of a Down. Been forever since I've listened to my iPod. Lawl.

Gotta go! Death metal and broken glass!

Random Acronym: DTF: Down to Fuck - I didn't know what this meant until recently! Heh. I'm so virginal! Hahahahahaha! ;)