Violation. Murder. Hugs. Lawl.

Long time, no update. LOL

Yeah. I've been busy. Stuff happened, things moved and shit randomly blew up.

I am currently listening to The Strokes. Evening Sun, from their "First Impressions of Earth" album. Go listen to it, Chaos commands you. After, of course, you read his blog post.

But first I have this. Courtesy of my awesome cousin Sami and embellished by moi:

On Heroes: "Well, heroes are like superheroes. Superman, batman, The Flash, etc. Their awesome, as are most heroes. Hercules and such. But then there are Guitar Heroes, who don't help anyone in any sort of hero-like manner. Guitar heroes serve no purpose in the hero scale. Superman WILL CRUSH YOU."

On Twilight: It sucks. Stephanie Meyer cannot write. Deal with it.

On hair: "Ha. You have hip-hop hair." "Ahh! No I don't!"

On clothing: "I hate how my mother dressed me when I was a child." "Yeah, me too." "Ew. Nothing but Disney characters." "Hey! At least you got Disney. All I had was hand-made stuff and wanna-be Disney ghetto-crap."


Anymoo, I come bearing news.

First, I haven't read anything for my personal enjoyment in so long! T.T Depression is getting to me! All it's been is homework, school, decathlon, shower, sleep. Not necessarily in that order. I also have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. The coach buys bagels. :D

Second, I like cupcakes. And sprinkles. And listening to Jeffree Star is making me hungry, although I sincerely hope it is not in the way he/she intended.

Third, teacher-drama is fun!! :D Who knew the adults of my high school had so much shit in their lives! LOL! I'm all up on the chisme (Spanish for gossip) and I'm like: "Lawl." It so much fun. Apparently we have a psycho at our school, who might possibly do drugs. And it's a teacher!! LMAO!

Fourth, my iPod is raping me. I like it.

Fifth, My friend is leaving and going to continuation school. This makes me sad face. :(

Sixth, I have adopted my dearest friend as my little sister. Ergo, I reserve date-threatening and boyfriend-shovel-beating rights, unless she goes completely lesbian. In which I am then okay with. :D Hahahaha!

I'm stopping the numeration system. It's gotten annoying.

So yeah. So far, I'm playing the part of Death in a class production of Everyman, I am still trying out for academic decathlon, am still trying to work-out, am trying to raise up fails in places in which I don't want them, am looking for a cheap copy of Disco Bloodbath (Party Monster), trying to keep up my social life, and I'm doing all of this whilst being completely awesome.

Trust me, it's a hard job...But some one's gotta do it. And who's better qualified than me? :P

I also feel unloved, seeing as I haven't properly hig molested anyone in awhile. I also mis my hugness who hasn't called me in a good while. Wahhhh!! I miss her!! T.T

I'm also listening to The Cure.

I am currently trying to write a new story, starring my life, only told in a completely fucked up tone. Why? Because it's fun. It was inspired heavily by Grendel, large amounts of sugar consumption, and awesome techno purchased from iTunes. So it's bound to random and hilarious. Yay.

Ugh. Apparently I'm whitewashed. LOL. This means that I'm latino, but I act like I'm white, if my understanding of the term is correct. Which is totally true, seeing as I rarely speak Spanish, which is my native tongue, to the point when people are surprised of the fact that I can speak it. People have literally told me "I've never heard you speak Spanish before."

This is fun.

Am listening to Led Zeppelin. I've never really heard them before, and I like what I've heard so far. I also am checking out Smashing Pumpkins.

Tired of typing. Lawl. Me. Moo. Later.

Fake boobs jiggle funny. :P

"Je veux te voir dans un film pornographique." -Yelle (I "LOL" at you.)

In My Head, It's Always in My Head....

You guys' know something I hate? Something that really, really annoys me?

It's when I ask someone why they like something, and the answer: "Because no one else likes it."

Answers like that make me want to smack them, hard. To the point where their faces swell up and get all red and then I can take a marker and write "Twat!" on their forehead.

I bring this up for two reasons:

1. I've decided to update the definition of "Twatlighter"

and

2. People have been giving me this answer for the past week or so.

Now quick question: If you only like something because other people don't like it, isn't it kind of like fucked up version of following the crowd? I mean, seriously, if I really like something, I'll continue liking it even people start whoring it out.

If the little Twatlighters begin liking Anita Blake because they suddenly think they're hardcore for reading Twilight, then I'll still like Anita Blake, regardless of the little friend-less, boyfriend-less twatlighters who suddenly profess to love AB:VH.

Shit like this just annoys me. I mean, I still liked Harry Potter even after everyone began whoring it out (I was like in 5th grade at the time, lol) and I continue to like it. Not as much as I used to, though.

Anyways, That's just my opinion.

So today was a good day.

I'm looking for a cheap version of the book "Disco Bloodbath", but seeing as they stopped publishing them under that name, I'll probably have to buy a new one for like ten dollars. My painting/drawing teacher told me about the book, a true story. It's about a group of Club Kids (The actual originators of the fad) in New York City. The leader of the group killed his drug dealer/boyfriend which broke one of the main rules of the group.

I've just heard it's really good, and now I really want to read it. But there's only one copy in the library system and 15 other people have requested it before me. Ugh.

Right now I'm listening to techno on my iPod. I < 3 my iPod. Hahahaha!

There's this 30 minute long song on it, that I freeloaded it from my bestie.

I also need to go buy an iTunes card seeing as there's a whole bunch of songs I want and since I'm legal now (take that anyway you want Sarah! ;D ) I need to go buy a 15 dollar card.

I'm also supposed to act the part of Death for a play we're doing for Drama. My teacher made two guys I know direct and produce it ( I secretly think it's a revenge plot for making her cry) so she has us doing Everyman which is a morality play from like the middle ages. It's really cool, actually. I've read it, and although the lines are in an old-timey English, it's fun. I'm supposed to be funny and serious. Playing Death. LOL

Decathlon has been going pretty good. I need to up my game, though. I really want a spot, and there's like four maybe five people competing for that particular slot. So I need to get my test scores better and up my studying skills. Wish me luck.

I also need to start working on the comic book that I'm editing, seeing as I've been lagging it. I'm also thinking about taking a few night school courses and intersession to make up classes I have D's in. I can't have D's for college applications. *Sigh*

I've also started working harder on my essays for English, seeing as I can now write more than five body paragraphs in an hour-long essay test.

Actually that's it for today.

Techno and Lollipops. :P

Quote of the Day: "I'm so fucking awesome I leave your ass Starstruck!" As said by me various times when bored. LOL

JKJKJK LOLOLOL (I need a life...)

Well....hello, everyone.

Yes, it has been forever since I've blogged anything of any sort, and haven't posted comments or anything. Sorry about that, really, I'm sorry.

But! I come baring excuses!! So "YAY" for excuses!

Okay, first of all, Decathlon. I'm at school until 7:00 or so, studying for my other classes and shit. Horrible, but I really want it. Second! School is evil. Really. I have two F's, one in English (I know! But that's because I owe like two essays) and one in Algebra 2:The Sequel (:P Stephen!)

To explain the Algebra thing, over here I guess it's divided into two sections? We go from Algebra 1, to Geometry, to Algebra 2, and if we get this far, Trigonometry, Math Analysis, Pre-Calc, and Calculus.

Ew. Calculus.

Anymoo, today I took an essay test for English class, on "Grendel" that, for those that have read Beowulf, is a satire of Grendel's character. It's so fun! But then Grendel has to die...I didn't want him to die! :(

But i think I did pretty well on the test. I did like 5 or so body paragraphs. And that's pretty damn good. Hahaha!

OMG! I learned how to use iTunes! I am so happy! You can get free music and shit! I can get alot of shit for free. I also bought The Sims DJ for my iPod Classic, which I bought a few weeks ago. I'm working on filling it up. LOL So far, I have 4 gigs filled. Still freeloading music from people and downloading from other people.

I've also began working out, so that's a good thing. I need to lose weight. I also need to read "A Tale of Two Cities." Hahaha!

Listening to No Doubt. "Tragic Kingdom" This song is about Disneyland. LOL

I'll try to blog more often, alright. But no promises. :P

"Lawl."