Violation. Murder. Hugs. Lawl.

Long time, no update. LOL

Yeah. I've been busy. Stuff happened, things moved and shit randomly blew up.

I am currently listening to The Strokes. Evening Sun, from their "First Impressions of Earth" album. Go listen to it, Chaos commands you. After, of course, you read his blog post.

But first I have this. Courtesy of my awesome cousin Sami and embellished by moi:

On Heroes: "Well, heroes are like superheroes. Superman, batman, The Flash, etc. Their awesome, as are most heroes. Hercules and such. But then there are Guitar Heroes, who don't help anyone in any sort of hero-like manner. Guitar heroes serve no purpose in the hero scale. Superman WILL CRUSH YOU."

On Twilight: It sucks. Stephanie Meyer cannot write. Deal with it.

On hair: "Ha. You have hip-hop hair." "Ahh! No I don't!"

On clothing: "I hate how my mother dressed me when I was a child." "Yeah, me too." "Ew. Nothing but Disney characters." "Hey! At least you got Disney. All I had was hand-made stuff and wanna-be Disney ghetto-crap."


Anymoo, I come bearing news.

First, I haven't read anything for my personal enjoyment in so long! T.T Depression is getting to me! All it's been is homework, school, decathlon, shower, sleep. Not necessarily in that order. I also have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. The coach buys bagels. :D

Second, I like cupcakes. And sprinkles. And listening to Jeffree Star is making me hungry, although I sincerely hope it is not in the way he/she intended.

Third, teacher-drama is fun!! :D Who knew the adults of my high school had so much shit in their lives! LOL! I'm all up on the chisme (Spanish for gossip) and I'm like: "Lawl." It so much fun. Apparently we have a psycho at our school, who might possibly do drugs. And it's a teacher!! LMAO!

Fourth, my iPod is raping me. I like it.

Fifth, My friend is leaving and going to continuation school. This makes me sad face. :(

Sixth, I have adopted my dearest friend as my little sister. Ergo, I reserve date-threatening and boyfriend-shovel-beating rights, unless she goes completely lesbian. In which I am then okay with. :D Hahahaha!

I'm stopping the numeration system. It's gotten annoying.

So yeah. So far, I'm playing the part of Death in a class production of Everyman, I am still trying out for academic decathlon, am still trying to work-out, am trying to raise up fails in places in which I don't want them, am looking for a cheap copy of Disco Bloodbath (Party Monster), trying to keep up my social life, and I'm doing all of this whilst being completely awesome.

Trust me, it's a hard job...But some one's gotta do it. And who's better qualified than me? :P

I also feel unloved, seeing as I haven't properly hig molested anyone in awhile. I also mis my hugness who hasn't called me in a good while. Wahhhh!! I miss her!! T.T

I'm also listening to The Cure.

I am currently trying to write a new story, starring my life, only told in a completely fucked up tone. Why? Because it's fun. It was inspired heavily by Grendel, large amounts of sugar consumption, and awesome techno purchased from iTunes. So it's bound to random and hilarious. Yay.

Ugh. Apparently I'm whitewashed. LOL. This means that I'm latino, but I act like I'm white, if my understanding of the term is correct. Which is totally true, seeing as I rarely speak Spanish, which is my native tongue, to the point when people are surprised of the fact that I can speak it. People have literally told me "I've never heard you speak Spanish before."

This is fun.

Am listening to Led Zeppelin. I've never really heard them before, and I like what I've heard so far. I also am checking out Smashing Pumpkins.

Tired of typing. Lawl. Me. Moo. Later.

Fake boobs jiggle funny. :P

"Je veux te voir dans un film pornographique." -Yelle (I "LOL" at you.)

Hollywood!!

Well today was senior luau, which is an event made only for seniors (12th graders), and it was fun. Sort of. Kinda like a pool party.

Me and my two friends got there, and they ate, I just drank some horchata (a drink made from rice powder and cinnamon, yum) hardcore horchata right there! Hahaha!

We spent the rest of the time talking and taking pictures (alot of pictures) although I really, really wanted to dance. This is strange, because for one, I rarely dance. But i just got into a dancing mood, and both my friends were all like "Yeah, I'm down!"

But they kept coming up with stupid excuses not to dance. "I want her to go with me!" "I don't like that kind of music!" "OMG, lets wait for her!"

GRRRR!! It got to the fucking point where I started getting annoyed, and began speaking harshly. Then another excuse, when our other friend came over, my friend started talking about recent drama, which I was totally sucked into. Then we went over to the pool and put our feet in the water, which was alright.

But it really, really annoyed me.

Then my mom called me, saying she was picking me up in like twenty-twenty five minutes. This got me even more annoyed. I just separated from my friends and began texting. That's how pissed I was. But the my friend (who had come late!) was like, "come on! Let's dance!"

So we did, THEN the other two joined us, and it was fun.

Until I had to leave. :(

But it was alot of fun, drama or no drama.

How ever, there was this really funny part where this guy and this girl were dancing (meaning he was behind her and she was grinding and shaking her ass into his crotch) and he was all getting into it, and she was texting, looking bored.

It was just fucking hilarious! Hahahaha!

Ugh, well I'm gonna go knock out. C ya!! Lawl.

Lawl. Me. Betch. Me. Lawl.

Hello, all!!

Lol! Haven't blogged in a while, sorry? It's cuz I haven't had a chance to come to the library, due to Memorial Day, it was closed. On Monday. On Saturday I couldn't come because my cousins were having a party to celebrate their first communion (at 14- old!) and I was dragged to visit. But since they were off being prissy bitches, I hung out with my cousin and and her cousin who tagged along. It's cause we're both the black sheep in our fucked up family. Ugh. This means that we're better than them, hopefully.

I'm still reading the bible. It's all good. I didn't know there was that much bloodshed and sex in it. I would've read it before! ;P We're just finished the book of Samuel part 2. It was boring. David's life was like a very boring soap opera. Kinda weird, too. There's this part where his son rapes his half-sister, so his other son kills his brother because of it. So King David exiles him, and a few years later lets him back in. After that the exile gets all proud and makes himself king, by sleeping with his fathers' mistresses.

It's like....Woah.

Anymoo, yesterday i binge read "Dead and Gone" by Charlaine Harris. It was kinda boring, bit not so much for me to stop reading. She killed various likable characters, and left the one I wanted dead, alive. I also checked out this Know-all book about Vampires. It disillusioned me when i saw that the had dedicated two whole paragraphs to Twatlight. Ugh.

Lawl.

I'm waiting on "Turn Coat", which is the tenth book of "the Dresden Files". I also got "A Fistful of Charms" yesterday, which I'm debating reading.

I still haven't started on my homework, which is reading three books. I've abandoned trying to read "A Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man." It's boring. I'll try Pride and Prejudice tomorrow, or possibly, today, after getting back from decathlon. Moo.

Ugh. That's it for today. My fingers hurt. Lol! And..OmG!! The keyboard it usable! Lol!

Lawl me. Bitch. :)

I would have a quote, but that means I have to look for one, and i don't want to.

Review for Sarah: You blog is being a bitch. It wouldn't let me comment!! Grrr...

So here's your comment: No hurrah. Stargazer say'eth, so he will not add this "Hurrah" to his comment.

Now that I'm done speaking in third person (I must do more ofter), I will say this: Moo.

Anyways, sounds like you had a fun day! Heh. Sneaking food into the theatre? *Gasp* Devil Child! It's so evil! Depriving the workers of teh money they get from over-priced popcorn!! Evil!!!!............I do that too....

I've actually snuck into multiple movies. Lol! The last time I went to go see "Obsessed", we were going to, but it got late, and we were tired, so we went to Denny's.

Lawl.

Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo.

Update: Nevermind. It's the browser at the library computer. Won't let me comment anywhere...Grrrrrrr......

Mooooooooo!!!!

Vampires anyone? (^,.,^)

Hi. The title deceives you.

I'm blogging from a public library near my house. Mainly because I couldn't from my school because the school is ghetto and the computer i was on sucked worse than a two-dollar whore in downtown.

I'm at school during vacations because I'm taking a bible course. Lol! Don't trip, not going all religious! Hahaha! Its a "Bible as literature" class that I'm doing for intersession. It's actually fun. It's like mythology. There's fighting, tricks, tragedy, sex and irony. Lol! Yes, I know hard to believe. Lol!

We had an earthquake the other day. I was tripping the fuck out!! I didn't know what to do! And since we live on the second floor, it felt worse. But still, if the building would've collapsed, my and my mom would be the ones alive! Whoo! :P

Moo.

I bought the Passion tea from starbucks today. It was flavored with lemonade i think? it was fucking awesome!! I was like....OMG! I had tried it before when I freeloaded from my friend, but it was good. I recommend it.

I still haven't done any of my off-track homework. I'm being forced to read "Pride and Prejudice", "Great Expectations", and "Wuthering Heights." I need to start.

I also need to start reading "A Tale of Two Cities" for Academic Decathlon, since I haven't. Last week, or so (maybe last-last week) the teacher asked us to tell her something we had learned in Academic Decathlon that wasn't about "A Tale of Two Cities." I blanked out. I didn't know what to say! Another girl said what I was going to say, and i completely got lost. I froze, and that's really stupid because once I got home I could think of three different things. Ugh.

Today I blogged from here, and tomorrow I'll try from school. But i don't think I'm going to use my computer anymore, since it's being violated. Yesterday, after I had finished blogging, I got that some stupid "Adobe" message, and something was trying to install a program into my computer. I cancelled the installation, and turned off the modem- for the Internet. I turned off my comp manually, and now it works, but i haven't turned on the Internet.

So yeah.

Gold chains and Black Roses! Lol!

Im bored.

BTW: Thanx to Rain and Stephen for joining my blog! Lol! :D
BTW2: I'm very bored.
BTW3: Reading a new book. It's called JPod. Its about a video game company's employees who have to go through a whole bunch of shit. It delightfully amoral. Lawl.
BTW4: I'm gonna try to write a story especially for you people. Lol! Something with magic, faeries and insanity. Maybe sexual innuendo. Not sure. Lol!

Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo.

Let's get something straight....

I'm usually a nice person.

Usually. I have my bi-polar moments, and those times when I'll yell at you, just because I want to. But I don't mean it. I still love you. I may be a little conceited, and somewhat of a prima donna (other people's words, Lol!) but I will never abandon my people.

My friends mean a lot to me. A lot. When I was younger I had absolutely no friends. What little friends I had, I treated like crap. I eventually got out of that, and now I have a lot of them. They're my people, and I fucking love them. I see myself as a very sociable person when the mood strikes me. I like meeting new people, it's fun. :)

Saying that, I hate when others attack my friends for no reason.

Only I get to do that. ;)

I detest it. I won't stand for it. You don't verbally attack or slander my people, or those who won't stand up for themselves, in front of me. I won't stand for it. Too many years of being the victim in a lot of childhood cruelties, sometimes I would instigate them toward others, have made me protective. I don't like it, and I won't stand for it.

I also hate when people start talking shit for no random reason, or when "friends" stop talking to you for usually retarded reasons.

I make friends for life. I become your friend, and I will probably always be there, unless, of course, you do something extremely retarded.

I have had the "backstabb-y" kind of friends, and its not a pleasant feeling. You have to be careful of what you tell them, lest they turn around and gossip about everything you tell them. I used to be a loner, and I used to pretend I was okay with that. I wasn't; I just made myself believe I was.

I was picked on a lot. It wasn't fun. Some of it was playful teasing (from those I truly counted as somewhat decent people) and some of it wasn't. I won't go into detail, because I have no desire to relive those memories.

In a way, I believe it was karma, for the way I treated some of my real friends. I'm over it now. I have my people, who have my back, and no way in hell will I ever not have theirs.

Just had to let this out.

I also posted it on the little side thing of my blog. :)