The Triumphant Return!!

What's this? Huh? What? The floor is cold!? Flying bacon!!! Ahhhhhhhh!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have once agian, posted.

Now! Before you all come at me with pitchforks and torches, remember, I was busy!

LOL! So, long time no blog.

As you know, I made the Academic Decathlon team at my school. Competition has come and gone, and we (unfortunately) did not make it to state. (tear) But, I did however, get a medal in Speech! Silver! My speech was on Pop Culture and how it's making us all stupid. Isn't it awesome? Haha! I also got 7 Conference awards, meaning I beat the majority of the competetors' in my region. I also got first place in my region for language and lit, beating the top school's Varsity people. But alas! i got no medal. I was close! 6th in County. Out of 210 people! :D

Graduation is coming up, and I scared shitless. So yay for grad. I'm having issues adapting, and I have decided I'm going to do community college and the transfer, 'cause I want to go to U.C Berkeley. It's gonna take work, but i can do it! (And if you believe I cannot, please keep your comments to yourself lest I start crying uncotrollably.)

I also plan to enter a speech contest soon. The topic: When do YOU become an adult!? ...

Hahahaha! I'm not kidding. I have to write about me becoming an adult. Me! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

But i get fifty dollars if I win! :D

Okay, people. Time has finished, and the library's gonna kick me out! Don't fret! i'll be back! promise!

I've missed all of you! Also, if you really want to, and haven't already, add me on Facebook. :D

And Where's MY Red Carpet? Fuck that, I Want a Black One. Now.

Okay, first a explanation of the Death thing for Rain, whom I promised it to.

A few weeks ago, I was playing the role of Death in a class production of Everyman. For those of you who don't know, Everyman is a morality play from the Middle Ages talking about how you only have your good deeds to get you into heaven, and everything else is crap. Anyways, I was Death. The reason for this, according to some of my people who cast me for this particular role, it's because I'm great at playing a conceited asshole.

My response: "Fuck you, bitch." Hair flip.

Okay, maybe not a hair flip, but that would've been cool, if I had hair, and been better at giving an indifferent attitude. LOL

Well, I told this to my decathlon team, that I was Death because I was a conceited asshole. This ended with me being Death(to some people). That no man dreadeth. For everyman I rest and no man spareth. LOL I have green/blue labels with "DEATH" all over my decathlon materials. Hahaha!

So yeah, long time, no blog. Sorry. I've been busy. I also have not been on Yahoo messenger for like...ever. Heh. I just rarely have time anymore, but I'm going to make an effort to blog more often.

So what's new with me?

Well I'll start this: I ran for "Most Unique" for the 2010 Class favorites...

Unfortunately, I did not win. Some other guy (whom I hear isn't even unique) one. I only lost by five votes, though, so it wasn't like I was out of the realm of possibility. So, in reality, I didn't win, Fuck it-Thug Life. LMAO! :P

I have also taken to wearing a roll of Scotch(TM) Book Tape around my wrist. I have no idea as to why, really. I just felt like it, so whatevers. Haha! My little sister has been fighting me on a daily basis for the right to wear the tape. IT'S MY TAPE!!!!

Decathlon practice has been going pretty good. I've been doing particularly good on history tests, and I believe my bastardized french had helped somewhat. In a team of 12 or so people, I am the only one who has taken french at all. I only took one year last year. Lol! But yeah, I have decided that i hate Dickens and math. Math hates me back, though. I need to pay better attention, though. Because I really want a spot, and if I don't get one I'll cry...or maybe not, but still! I'd be sad...

I've also decided that I'm going to try for a medal in essay, if it's even possible. Hopefully it will be. Because I. Will. Make. The. Team. No matter how hard I have to study. I have also tentatively decided what my topic for speech will be. Religion. Which I know will probably not go over well, but It's a topic I really feel, so meh.

My grades have been being tortured, though. I have an F in Algebra: The Sequel, and English Lit. I know, I need to raise them up to go to college. But I can't bring myself up to care about Algebra, since it's useless, but I need it for college...

I also have had less time to read or hang out with my friends. I also have backed up essays, which is why I must cut this post short. LOL

Lawl! Cupcakes and Hug Molestation! :P

P.S: Lawl. I am currently listening to a mix of No Doubt, Jeffree Star, and French pop. It's trippy. I have amassed the majority of the No Doubt albums, and have purchased JStar's. It's pretty good, for a random recommendation.

P.S 2: Have decided to continue post.

LOL

Yeah. I'm bored.

Currently I have collected approximately 1226 songs on my precious iPod. I love my iPod. I also added a whole bunch of music today courtesy of Amy, whose fucking awesome, even though she made me do Spanish homework. She's buying pizza next time, whether she knows it or not. ;P

My cousin, Smurf, has also given me music. Thanks to him I got the Crookers remix of "We Are All Prostitutes". Which is awesome, btw. I recommend it.

I also need to go buy a copy of "Party Monster/Disco Bloodbath" and a copy of "Circus of the Damned". I need them for my collection.

Also, my awesome cousin Sami has added various donations to my iPod library, so she will be rewarded with songs of cupcakes, sprinkles and weird sex.

Okay, really, gotta go!

Hug-Molestation! Don't pretend you don't like it! :P

The Awesome Times of Jaded!Stargazer! 'Cause all love me....

I will begin with this: YOU ALL SUCK!! I never post anymore, and when I do you don't comment! I feel offended!! Grrrrr....

Anyways, that's over.

There are various things new with me. First of all, I finally got mp3 files of Velvet Revolver's Contraband album! Yay! *Does little entertaining dance* I am currently listening to "Do It For The Kids" although my personal favorite is "Big Machine". I also have purchased various music files from iTunes, including Crookers, Electric Valentine, and Fake Blood. I've also bought that damnable french pop song "Je Veux Te Voir". Very dirty and annoyingly catchy. Ugh. I will randomly start singing my bastardized version of the lyrics sometimes. It sucks. =.=

I have lagged on my posts, which I'm sure you've all missed. If you didn't, don't tell me. Leave me with the fantasy. I have low-self esteem, and if you tell me, I'll start crying uncontrollably and rocking back and forth in the corner of my room. Which I'm pretty sure none of you want. At least I hope you guys don't want.

So far, Decathlon has been going great. We have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. It's actually better than school, so I'd rather be there than class. But alas, I have to go to class. It sucks that I have to go to school at all. But practice has been going good. Today, I passed a practice exam. Yay. I've also been mentally violated with higher level math. Shoot me. But the pizza that the coach bought us for lunch made it all okay. It was like a sign that everything was going to be okay...

I like pizza.

I also scored a 45 out of 50 on an art quiz. That was good...I guess. Meh. People did better than me, but then again I have to study more. Just goes to show, texting and studying isn't productive. So next time, I will put the booklet down and text. Not do both at once. LOL!

I've also been lagging it in math. I need to study more and do more homework. But it sucks having my Algebra sequel at 7:20 in the morning! Arrrrgggggg!! Shoot me!

OMG....Lovegame just came on my iPod. "I still want you disco stick!" "No! NO! PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME!!!" (Courtesy of Shane Dawson)

I also need to turn in more essays. Yayness. I like essays, though. I don't know why, though. Hmmmm...

OMG! New reasons to hate Twilight!!
1. Apparently, ever since Twilight, vampirism is the fad for '09! OMG ISN'T IT AWESOME!
.......first twatlighter to tell me this will get beat down. I'm not even fucking kidding.

2. Stephanie Meyer's purple prose and "creative license" offends me to the very core of my being.

3. I like vampires. Ergo, I should not like Twilight.

4. For some reasons, the little Twatlighters believe that the whole vampire/fantasy scene stuff started with Twilight. I don't know why, seeing as I can name alot of different vampire-related pop culture references that existed waaaayyyyyy before Twilight. Here I go:

• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Forever Knight
• Angel
• Vampire Diaries (the books, which I'm meaning to read. heh)
• Blood/Smoke series
• ANITA BLAKE!!
• Dracula (Meyer has not read this. It's required reading for anyone making money off a "vampire" novel, such as Twlight
• Carmilla (Victorian vampire short story, involving "lesbianism" according to wikipedia)
• The Hollows series
• The Dresden Files (These two kinda count, but not really.)
• Dark Shadows (Gothic Soap Opera from the seventies)
• The Vampire Chronicles (Anne Rice, you fucking Twatlighters!!)
• Once Bitten (Jim Carrey)
• Blade
• The Hunger (Movie from the early eighties which I've been meaning to watch)

There. There's more that I can't remember. On with the list...

5. Stephanie Meyer, was, for some unknown and stupid reason, compared to the likes of Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton and she says she's nothing like them, that she isn't a "vampire" author. Which she isn't of course, and while she at least recognizes that, she's retarded. YOU FUCKING BITCH!! IT'S A FUCKING HONOR TO BE COMPARED TO ANNE RICE!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE, YOU STUPID, STUPID, BITCH!! AND YOU FUCKING REFUSE IT!! YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN THEM, AND YES BITCH, PEOPLE CONSIDER YOU A "VAMPIRE" AUTHOR BECAUSE YOU WROTE THE EPIC FAIL OF THE CENTURY!!! WHICH UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, INCLUDED YOUR FUCKED UP IDEA OF "VAMPIRES"!!!!! YOU ARE STUPID AND I WON'T EVEN CALL YOU A WRITER!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE!!!!!

...

I'm done. Whew. That took alot. I got all worked up. LOL! Too bad Meyer will probably never read that. Haha!

Well, anymoo, There's been more. I'm planning to go to Powderpuff, which is this event where the girls play football and the boys cross-dress and cheer. It's fun. The seniors against the juniors, and we're gonna win. Haha! I need to go buy my ticket, and I also have a t-shirt with the "seniors" logo on it. It's purple. :D For some reason, I've developed a like for purple. Heh.

Well, boys and girls, I must leave. It's midnight and I have to go to my grandpa's tomorrow. LOL! So I'll leave on this note:

Violation. Hugs. Murder. Lawl.

Hahahaha! I want chocolate...

Violation. Murder. Hugs. Lawl.

Long time, no update. LOL

Yeah. I've been busy. Stuff happened, things moved and shit randomly blew up.

I am currently listening to The Strokes. Evening Sun, from their "First Impressions of Earth" album. Go listen to it, Chaos commands you. After, of course, you read his blog post.

But first I have this. Courtesy of my awesome cousin Sami and embellished by moi:

On Heroes: "Well, heroes are like superheroes. Superman, batman, The Flash, etc. Their awesome, as are most heroes. Hercules and such. But then there are Guitar Heroes, who don't help anyone in any sort of hero-like manner. Guitar heroes serve no purpose in the hero scale. Superman WILL CRUSH YOU."

On Twilight: It sucks. Stephanie Meyer cannot write. Deal with it.

On hair: "Ha. You have hip-hop hair." "Ahh! No I don't!"

On clothing: "I hate how my mother dressed me when I was a child." "Yeah, me too." "Ew. Nothing but Disney characters." "Hey! At least you got Disney. All I had was hand-made stuff and wanna-be Disney ghetto-crap."


Anymoo, I come bearing news.

First, I haven't read anything for my personal enjoyment in so long! T.T Depression is getting to me! All it's been is homework, school, decathlon, shower, sleep. Not necessarily in that order. I also have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. The coach buys bagels. :D

Second, I like cupcakes. And sprinkles. And listening to Jeffree Star is making me hungry, although I sincerely hope it is not in the way he/she intended.

Third, teacher-drama is fun!! :D Who knew the adults of my high school had so much shit in their lives! LOL! I'm all up on the chisme (Spanish for gossip) and I'm like: "Lawl." It so much fun. Apparently we have a psycho at our school, who might possibly do drugs. And it's a teacher!! LMAO!

Fourth, my iPod is raping me. I like it.

Fifth, My friend is leaving and going to continuation school. This makes me sad face. :(

Sixth, I have adopted my dearest friend as my little sister. Ergo, I reserve date-threatening and boyfriend-shovel-beating rights, unless she goes completely lesbian. In which I am then okay with. :D Hahahaha!

I'm stopping the numeration system. It's gotten annoying.

So yeah. So far, I'm playing the part of Death in a class production of Everyman, I am still trying out for academic decathlon, am still trying to work-out, am trying to raise up fails in places in which I don't want them, am looking for a cheap copy of Disco Bloodbath (Party Monster), trying to keep up my social life, and I'm doing all of this whilst being completely awesome.

Trust me, it's a hard job...But some one's gotta do it. And who's better qualified than me? :P

I also feel unloved, seeing as I haven't properly hig molested anyone in awhile. I also mis my hugness who hasn't called me in a good while. Wahhhh!! I miss her!! T.T

I'm also listening to The Cure.

I am currently trying to write a new story, starring my life, only told in a completely fucked up tone. Why? Because it's fun. It was inspired heavily by Grendel, large amounts of sugar consumption, and awesome techno purchased from iTunes. So it's bound to random and hilarious. Yay.

Ugh. Apparently I'm whitewashed. LOL. This means that I'm latino, but I act like I'm white, if my understanding of the term is correct. Which is totally true, seeing as I rarely speak Spanish, which is my native tongue, to the point when people are surprised of the fact that I can speak it. People have literally told me "I've never heard you speak Spanish before."

This is fun.

Am listening to Led Zeppelin. I've never really heard them before, and I like what I've heard so far. I also am checking out Smashing Pumpkins.

Tired of typing. Lawl. Me. Moo. Later.

Fake boobs jiggle funny. :P

"Je veux te voir dans un film pornographique." -Yelle (I "LOL" at you.)

In My Head, It's Always in My Head....

You guys' know something I hate? Something that really, really annoys me?

It's when I ask someone why they like something, and the answer: "Because no one else likes it."

Answers like that make me want to smack them, hard. To the point where their faces swell up and get all red and then I can take a marker and write "Twat!" on their forehead.

I bring this up for two reasons:

1. I've decided to update the definition of "Twatlighter"

and

2. People have been giving me this answer for the past week or so.

Now quick question: If you only like something because other people don't like it, isn't it kind of like fucked up version of following the crowd? I mean, seriously, if I really like something, I'll continue liking it even people start whoring it out.

If the little Twatlighters begin liking Anita Blake because they suddenly think they're hardcore for reading Twilight, then I'll still like Anita Blake, regardless of the little friend-less, boyfriend-less twatlighters who suddenly profess to love AB:VH.

Shit like this just annoys me. I mean, I still liked Harry Potter even after everyone began whoring it out (I was like in 5th grade at the time, lol) and I continue to like it. Not as much as I used to, though.

Anyways, That's just my opinion.

So today was a good day.

I'm looking for a cheap version of the book "Disco Bloodbath", but seeing as they stopped publishing them under that name, I'll probably have to buy a new one for like ten dollars. My painting/drawing teacher told me about the book, a true story. It's about a group of Club Kids (The actual originators of the fad) in New York City. The leader of the group killed his drug dealer/boyfriend which broke one of the main rules of the group.

I've just heard it's really good, and now I really want to read it. But there's only one copy in the library system and 15 other people have requested it before me. Ugh.

Right now I'm listening to techno on my iPod. I < 3 my iPod. Hahahaha!

There's this 30 minute long song on it, that I freeloaded it from my bestie.

I also need to go buy an iTunes card seeing as there's a whole bunch of songs I want and since I'm legal now (take that anyway you want Sarah! ;D ) I need to go buy a 15 dollar card.

I'm also supposed to act the part of Death for a play we're doing for Drama. My teacher made two guys I know direct and produce it ( I secretly think it's a revenge plot for making her cry) so she has us doing Everyman which is a morality play from like the middle ages. It's really cool, actually. I've read it, and although the lines are in an old-timey English, it's fun. I'm supposed to be funny and serious. Playing Death. LOL

Decathlon has been going pretty good. I need to up my game, though. I really want a spot, and there's like four maybe five people competing for that particular slot. So I need to get my test scores better and up my studying skills. Wish me luck.

I also need to start working on the comic book that I'm editing, seeing as I've been lagging it. I'm also thinking about taking a few night school courses and intersession to make up classes I have D's in. I can't have D's for college applications. *Sigh*

I've also started working harder on my essays for English, seeing as I can now write more than five body paragraphs in an hour-long essay test.

Actually that's it for today.

Techno and Lollipops. :P

Quote of the Day: "I'm so fucking awesome I leave your ass Starstruck!" As said by me various times when bored. LOL

JKJKJK LOLOLOL (I need a life...)

Well....hello, everyone.

Yes, it has been forever since I've blogged anything of any sort, and haven't posted comments or anything. Sorry about that, really, I'm sorry.

But! I come baring excuses!! So "YAY" for excuses!

Okay, first of all, Decathlon. I'm at school until 7:00 or so, studying for my other classes and shit. Horrible, but I really want it. Second! School is evil. Really. I have two F's, one in English (I know! But that's because I owe like two essays) and one in Algebra 2:The Sequel (:P Stephen!)

To explain the Algebra thing, over here I guess it's divided into two sections? We go from Algebra 1, to Geometry, to Algebra 2, and if we get this far, Trigonometry, Math Analysis, Pre-Calc, and Calculus.

Ew. Calculus.

Anymoo, today I took an essay test for English class, on "Grendel" that, for those that have read Beowulf, is a satire of Grendel's character. It's so fun! But then Grendel has to die...I didn't want him to die! :(

But i think I did pretty well on the test. I did like 5 or so body paragraphs. And that's pretty damn good. Hahaha!

OMG! I learned how to use iTunes! I am so happy! You can get free music and shit! I can get alot of shit for free. I also bought The Sims DJ for my iPod Classic, which I bought a few weeks ago. I'm working on filling it up. LOL So far, I have 4 gigs filled. Still freeloading music from people and downloading from other people.

I've also began working out, so that's a good thing. I need to lose weight. I also need to read "A Tale of Two Cities." Hahaha!

Listening to No Doubt. "Tragic Kingdom" This song is about Disneyland. LOL

I'll try to blog more often, alright. But no promises. :P

"Lawl."

Hollywood!!

Well today was senior luau, which is an event made only for seniors (12th graders), and it was fun. Sort of. Kinda like a pool party.

Me and my two friends got there, and they ate, I just drank some horchata (a drink made from rice powder and cinnamon, yum) hardcore horchata right there! Hahaha!

We spent the rest of the time talking and taking pictures (alot of pictures) although I really, really wanted to dance. This is strange, because for one, I rarely dance. But i just got into a dancing mood, and both my friends were all like "Yeah, I'm down!"

But they kept coming up with stupid excuses not to dance. "I want her to go with me!" "I don't like that kind of music!" "OMG, lets wait for her!"

GRRRR!! It got to the fucking point where I started getting annoyed, and began speaking harshly. Then another excuse, when our other friend came over, my friend started talking about recent drama, which I was totally sucked into. Then we went over to the pool and put our feet in the water, which was alright.

But it really, really annoyed me.

Then my mom called me, saying she was picking me up in like twenty-twenty five minutes. This got me even more annoyed. I just separated from my friends and began texting. That's how pissed I was. But the my friend (who had come late!) was like, "come on! Let's dance!"

So we did, THEN the other two joined us, and it was fun.

Until I had to leave. :(

But it was alot of fun, drama or no drama.

How ever, there was this really funny part where this guy and this girl were dancing (meaning he was behind her and she was grinding and shaking her ass into his crotch) and he was all getting into it, and she was texting, looking bored.

It was just fucking hilarious! Hahahaha!

Ugh, well I'm gonna go knock out. C ya!! Lawl.

A weekend in the life...

I'm supposed to be doing homework, but I won't tell if you won't.

:D

Okay, to start off, I hate freshmen. I hate them, detest them. Little immature bastards.

I have a service period (which doesn't mean what you think it means, Sarah! :D) which is when the school decides they need free labor, and they choose students who are actually passing, instead of the little ghetto gangsta/paisa failures who are going to remain lower working class forever, and are never going to leave the surroundings of my current high school. So i have to provide free labor for my art teacher, which is all cool, I have people there and the teacher is really cool. I also have to supervise all of the students and make sure they don't completely fuck up what ever they're doing.

So, on Friday, when I was doing this and I was busy, the teacher puts one of my friends, a very nice girl, who finished her sketch book already, and have her help a freshman who came in late this semester. When the teacher tells her this he basically means "make sure he doesn't fuck up" as I mentioned before hand. So I'm busy, helping kids stitch the papers together for their sketchbooks, helping kids get caught up, while my friend is helping a kid who completely fucked up his first try.

So I go to my other friend, who is sitting in the back, watching me work and catching up, and the kid and my previously mentioned friend are there, in which she's practically doing the work for him. So I ask her:

"Um...what are you doing," seeing as she was folding the papers for him.

She looks at me and keeps folding. "I'm helping him make his signatures." So I look at the kid, who's slouching in his chair and just watching her work.

"Well stop doing it for him," I tell her, and walk over, grabbed a stack of paper and plopped it in front of the kid. "Here, count ten pieces, fold, and repeat. Four times."

I walk away to go help some more people. About a few minutes later the kid is done (and he still had help from my friend, grrr...) I walk over to my other friend at the other side of the table, and start talking to her.

"Hay, can you get me a ruler?" The kid asks me.

"Get it yourself." I tell him.

"I don't know where they are." He replies.

I look at him like he's a fucking retard. The drawing class is the easiest class ever, you don't have to look for anything you need to make a sketch book. Just look around and you're bound to find one. So yes, he is a retard.

"They're right there." I point to the table.

"Oh." He tells me. "But can you get it for me?"

"No." I said, my 'mean' smile forming on my face. "Besides that was such a stupid question that if I could, I would smack you across the head for it. However," I continued, "what you can do is slide the chair back from the table, get up, walk your lazy ass to where the rulers are, get one, then sit your ass back down."

"Don't you just love how he is?" My friend, who is helping the brat asks my other friend, and the both laugh. I conceal my smile and walk away, looking for more people to help, because I'm just that nice.

I come back about five or so minute later, and my friend is being taken advantage of, yet again, seeing as she was poking the holes for the stitches for the kid, and I got mad.

"Why are you doing his work for him?" I asked her.

"Ugh! I just want him to finish and go away!" She told me, exasperated.

I growled a little, and walked over there, yanking the awl from her hands. I handed it to the kid. "Here. Poke holes in your damned sketchbook." And I walked off to help my other friend who was at the neighboring table.

While I'm helping my friend, the kid pokes me.

"You need to not touch me." I told him, concentrating on my friend.

"So?" The kid replied. He so wanted to get cracked across the face.

I ignored him, and continued talking to my friend, who had been asking about her sketchbook, but was now looking at the freshman weirdly.

He decided to poke me again.

"Don't fucking touch me!" I growled. I batted his hand away, and moved from his reach.

That was the end of that. I ignored him for the remainder of the period (which was 5 minutes) and just did other stuff.

When the period is over, and the art teacher tells us to tell my friend to not help the ungrateful brat, my friend tells me:

"You know what he told me?" She asks.

"What?" I seethed.

"The kid asked me: The service worker is acting all weird around me, I think he's trying to hit on me." She said. "So I told him, how is he going to be hitting on you if he's with me!?" She laughed. "It was funny."

This made me "lol" internally. "Yeah, funny." But I still could not get rid of my murderous rage. The kid just made me get mad, beyond pissed. He was just lucky I was holding it in.

Fucking freshmen.

Anymoo, yesterday I went to downtown LA, a part of my home city that I did not know. I went to Macy's plaza with my mom, to Borders so I could buy some books. It was cool, even if I did end up spending money. I bought "Dead Witch Walking" by Kim Harrison, "Night Shift" by Lilith Saintcrow, and "Something from the Nightside" by Simon R. Green.

After that we walked along 7th street, to an old cafeteria she used to eat at, back when she was in her late teens/early twenties. It was cool...The restaurant, called Clifton's was decorated with an "Alaskan" decor, very woodsy, bordering on tacky, but it definitely worked. It's been there, part of downtown Los Angeles since 1931. Can you say, WOW.

I liked it, though. Spending time with my mom, her showing me around parts of Los Angeles county I didn't know. So she's resolved that we're gonna bus it to different places, so I can learn to navigate, and be able to get out of the hell hole where I live.

It's fun.

BTW: Sorry for the long post. LOL. I didn't mean for my story to be that long. Hahahaha! No quote today. :D

Long Time, No Blog!

Okay, it's been absolutely forever since I decided to actually sit down and blog and not just a random quickie. :P

Because, for some unknown and obscure reason, you guys don't comment my quickies! This means you Sarah! And you Stephen! And you Daniel! And the rest of you who names escape me at the moment! Grrrr... (ooh! You too Jazmin and Mathilde! And Angel! :P) Is that everyone....?

Anyways, alot's been going on recently. I started school, since I have a year-round schedule because I'm inner-city and all my ghetto-ass schools are over-crowded. Fun. I've been staying three extra hours after school for decathlon practice, and i need to make up a whole bunch of annoyingly useless classes to be able to get my GPA higher, so more colleges will want me. Badly. :D

Decathlon practice is like taking over my life, and I kinda welcome it. I mean, in the beginning, I was all like "bitch please, I'm not staying that long!" But now it's cool. I like it. Before I just wanted to be there so I could put it on my college applications, but now it's fun! I like studying there, it makes me feel smart. LOL

There was a parent meeting today, for decathlon. It was fun, I guess. I was more annoyed than usual, and I was very, very rude. People didn't really notice, though. It was weird, my mom came, and I was like WTF....And for some reason i was kinda of tripping out in the beginning. I'm fighting for a spot now, because I want one.

My art teacher is having me edit the script for a comic he's making about coltan, and the child soldiers. It's fun. I'm going to do it later, because I haven't had that much time earlier today. I'm also making a "Munny" which is like this little animal/monkey like thing we're making for painting class. Mine's gonna be a red-headed vampire, who's going to be killing sparkly, annoyingly popular "wampires".

I'm planning my future iPod's future songs. LOL! I havew like 40 dollars worth already. I'm thinking I'm just going to find someone with LimeWire or FrostWire or Soulseek so I can freeload some. Because I can't pay that much for music, it's against my morals.

:D

I think I'm going to order it tomorrow.... my iPod.

I've been listening to Yelle, lol. Sarah, do you know what the hell she's saying? Anyone who speaks french? Do you know what Yelle is saying in "Je Veux Te Voir"?

I'm reading "A Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde. My friend lent it to me, so I'm reading it. Haven't gotten that far... Just like page 5 or so.

Random Quote of the Day: "Let the Eat cake" - Marie Antoinnette

Lawls and slaps! :P :D

HI!!!!!

I will start this post by saying this:

My mom is listening to "Love Game" by Lady Gaga. My mother, who only speaks Spanish, is listening to Lady Gaga. I find this strange, and seeing a new side of my mother is very strange, too. She was young once! LOL

My friend just texted me that she had to go to a dentist's appointment with her sister, so she won't be coming over. I miss her. But this will give me a chance to pick up the 18th Anita Blake book from the library and going to the bookstore. I've been trying to go since last Sunday, but I fell sick. So I'm going now, in the afternoon.

I've been trying to do JulNoWriMo, but since I got sick and since I have school, everything's been suffering. There's Decathlon, too. We're in there from 3:30 to 6:00ish. It's all cool, though. I wouldn't been in it if I didn't enjoy it, but it just depresses me that I'm going to have even less time, once we start staying 'til 8.

I'm at 2K. This is not good, not good at all. I have typed up 6 pages, or so, and i have to type more, but really? I have absolutely no idea where the hell I'm going with it. (BTW, Stephen: I accidentally named a character after you! Hahaha! I was looking for a name, and I looked on my bookshelf and saw the copy of IT by Stephen King, and I named the character Stephen. Hahaha!) The bookshelf thing? Yeah, I've gained the habit of looking for names on my bookshelf every time I need a name. Stephen Alexander is a product of this. Stephen King and Alexandre Dumas respectively. Then there was the Melissa disaster, in which the character ended up being named Claire for some unknown reason...hahaha!

I need to write...

Going to bookstore...

Going to pick up book at library...

Comment me!!! Comment me!!!

This is probably going to be a short post.

I'm still sick, ugh. I hate being sick. Today my mom was supposed to pick me up early from school, but because of a scheduling mix-up, I ended up staying for the whole day + decathlon. It was all cool, though. I found out that there's like way less people in there now, so I might actually have a chance to compete! :D

I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow, so I have to leave a few hours before school ends. Too bad I just can't skip the whole damn day. LOL I hate Algebra 2....

I saw the funniest youtube video today. Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs. Edward Cullen. Guess who won? You've got three guesses and the first two don't count...



....yes! Of course it was Buffy! :D

The funny thing is that my painting (formerly drawing) teacher told us about the video, and I went on a anti-twilight rant! There was this girl sitting behind me, and can't remember what part of the conversation allowed me to say this, but I said,

"Buffy ( i laid a hand flat on the air near my ear) is here. Twilight (I laid my other hand on the air the same way, near my ankles) is here."

And she's like, "no! Not even!"

So I turned around really quickly and said "Yes it is! Don't even argue about it with me!" waved a finger while saying this and turned back around. LOL! That was so rude!! Then later, she was looking as me weird, and I just paid minimal attention and walked to my locker. Hahahaha!

Ugh. I have to go. I need more sleep. Lawl.

Shoot me! Shoot me now!!

Ugh. Are people really stupid or do they just act that way to annoy me?

My stupid counselor put me in regular English. REGULAR ENGLISH!! In an over crowded school, crawling with morons! that's like sending me to bible camp, straight up asking me to kill people.

I wanted AP, damn it!

Thankfully, I'm changing back. Apparently my teacher was asking for me. I asked to write the note my retarded counselor asked for, and she was like "Sure, you need to be in my class." Lol!

I have a really bad teacher for Algebra 2, a really good teacher for Drama, but a class full of morons and people who poke me in unfun ways. I had service in the Dean's Office where it's drama galore! OMG...it's fun. But unfortunately I'm changing to be my old drawing teacher's service worker. There were like four at the beginning and now there's only my friend left. LOL

I need my ATM card!!

Not going to school tomorrow, so I'll probably be on IM for the majority of the day (hint: Rain, Sarah, Stephen!!) I need to start reading "a Tale of Two Cities". For sure this time.

Ok, new follower: AJ aka Scenefiend. Hi. Ummm...I'm gonna ask you to at least comment once during the next week or so, or I'm gonna assume you're a computer or something and I;m gonna block you. fair warning. Sorry I'm being so blunt, I'm just kinda of tired...

Bye!!

Listening to: Ex-Girlfriend- No Doubt

See the Black Cloud Overhead? That Me!!

Yay!!!!

Today's just one of those days. I just came home without really being tired.

Bad news, though. My last day is this Thursday. :( I really liked working at the library....But alas, school must start again, and I must get paid, bitch! Lol! Getting paid on Thursday! Got my ID today!! I was so happy, even though I look semi-retarded on the picture. I can get my bank account and cash it!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!

Anyways, I'm thinking, that yes, I am going to go ahead and buy those Doc Martens I've been eyeing. With my second check. :D What do you guys think? Should I? They're like 95-ish dollars.....

Listening to "Prince Charming" by metallica. One of my favorite songs by them. Next being Slither. It just juices up my writing, of which I having major doubt of....:I

"There's a dirty needle in your child...Haha! Stick me!!"

Yeah, not much went on today, although I was thinking that if the writing thing didn;t pan out, I could also pursue work as an actor...maybe a sketch artist on youtube? Lol! That wouldn't help me none, though. So no. Unless I'm really, really bored. :D

That's today. My hands hurt, tired. Got the "Storm Front" graphic novel from the library today, so am looking forward to that. Didn't Tweet today, just don't feel like it.....Or at least I don't think I did....did I?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Update and Twatlight review...

Today was a good day. Full of busy time to fill the void. Very little reminded me of Father's Day, really.

I spent some time at home after waking up, talking to Sarah. That lasted a few hours, while I ate breakfast, our bastardized version of french toast (there's no cinnamon on it :D) , and read a little. I proof-read my "Dragon Bite" story, adding some angst, more plot, less joke and more detail. That was fun.

I also proof-read and finished up (to the nearest chapter) of that story I was supposed to start writing for a month see how I did. I failed miserably, btw. But i have excuses!!

1. My computer was being violated.
2. My Internet sucked.
3. Word sucked for a while
4. Work.

So there! :P

Ok, those are somewhat lame excuses. But true, nonetheless! Grrrr...

I also wrote a rather nasty review for the summer reading program at the library, which I joined in hopes of winning various iTunes cards, which I want for music and movies. Lol!

I am copying the review down, so you can all tell me what you think, mkay?

Name of Book: Twilight
Name of Author: Stephanie Meyer
Give your personal opinion of why or why not you liked the book: No. Just.....No.
This "novel" is one of the worst I've EVER read. Calling Meyer's writing "purple prose" is an insult to the actual color. She portrays, nay, glamorizes, an abusive relationship with bland predictable characters. The main character, Bella, is an overwhelming "Mary Sue" with a few "Mary Sue" faults thrown in to make her seem real. As a long-time fan of vampires, this "novel" depresses me. As a potential novelist, Twilight just enforces my theory that publishers aren't even looking for talented writers anymore. Meyer's use of repetition is annoying and the plot is cliche and overused. Edward and Bella's "love"is shown as nothing more than infatuation and obsession, seeing as he's practically stalking her and watching her sleep. Meyer gives no reason as to why her vampires do anything, seeing as they're indestructible and for some unknown (i.e. asinine, idiotic) reason they sparkle. This should've never been published and Twilight makes it clear that Stephanie Meyer should take various writing courses, because she cannot write, best-seller or no best seller.
Would you recommend this book to your friend? Why or why not?: No, I would not recommend this to ANY of my friends. Someone has to care about their brain cells, seeing as Meyer does not.

Ok. There. Copied word-for-word. Lol!

Tell me what you think. Is it too mean? ...I don't want to get attacked by a whole bunch of eleven year old, rabid, Twatlighters. That would cause me to go crazy...Hahahaha!

Ok, that's it for today. Hands hurt from typing. Don't want carpel-tunnel. Lawl.

Today-ness...

Fuck me violently with a chainsaw.

I just took my first cold shower in my life. Ever. I have never taken a shower with cold water, at all. Until today.

It was horrible. It was so cold, I though I was going to start hyperventilating or something. Every time the water would hit me, I would start gasping and I think my heart raced. It was fucking scary.

I dislike cold showers. It is not an experience I would like to repeat. However, the after math is pretty fun. I feel relaxed and somewhat hyper. Lol!

So today I found out that PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) is attacking and slandering President Obama for swatting a fly.

Yep, that's right. For slapping a damned fly. An annoying, dirty, shit-eating winged insect. I mean, I get animal rights and everything, but seriously? A fucking fly? That is beyond retarded, that is like Chris Crocker level idiocy right there. I mean, maybe if he was sacrificing a goat or gleefully watching a cow be butchered, it would be okay. But a damned fly?!

Sometimes people disgust me. It's actions like this that cause my misanthropy. Tragic, really. PETA should be smacked.

On other news, I'm thinking about getting an account on one of those many social networking sites that exist. Like Facebook, Twitter, Myspace (i already have two), etc. I'm really considering Gaia, since alot of my friends have one of those, except that I don't know what the fuck it is. Lol!

I would get a Twitter, but that requires you to keep updating more than once, or so I think. And that's just too much work. Bleh.

Facebook is a possibility, but then, meh. Lol!

Most likely, a Gaia account, seeing as I have the aforementioned reasons. Lol!

That's it for today, boring, huh? I'm tired, I'll probably bitch more about the Obama thing later, when I have more info. Lates.

P.S: Robert Pattinson (The guy who played the pedophilic Edward) would make an awesome transvestite. Ha. And it's true, no matter how much prepubescent girls like to deny it.

Lawl.

It's Chaos, Bitch! LOLOLOL

I'm baaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkk!!

My computer works again and it isn't being violated!! Let's hear it for my uncle who fixed it!! Whooooo!

Apparently I had a virus (a rather obvious one, too) and it was fucking up my comp. All this weird shit came up on my Internet history, ranging from "strange" to "downright disgusting". Ew.

It would freeze alot, too. But now its fine, it's all cool, and I'll have regular posts again! Yay! I have to buy my uncle something...Lol!

Yesterday, I took the ACT which is like a similar version of the SAT, which sucks flying Michael-Jackson balls. Anymoo, I went through the test, bitching and moaning mentally, and was finally free. Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! As free as the wind blows!!!!!!!!!

Yeah. I then got a ride from a couple of friends of mine (random note: I really need to learn to drive...) and they brought me home. I then attended my best friend's gathering, for her birthday, which is on Monday, and ate pizza. After awhile, around 8:00 or so, I just wanted to fucking leave. But she was all like, I want you to stay, in which I did nothing, and it got to the point where I HAD to stay to get a ride home. Ugh. But I love her, so its ok. Never mind that I had to wake up at 6:00 AM and take a mind-numbing/mind-murdering test that fucking early in the morning. So I stayed. Freeloaded more pizza and some mini-cupcakes, gave her and another friend free massages and stole candy and a hackysack, which, of course, I will never use.

I'm going to work tomorrow, and despite popular belief, it is NOT in a dark alleyway or with a guy in a bright attire named Deshawn or something like that. I do not wear kinky either outfits either, Sarah!!!

It's in a library. With the books and magazines, and the overwhelming copies of Twatlight and its brethren coming in for little, desperate, prepubescent girls who have no friends and/or a boyfriend. I hate Twilight.

Whoo! Computer. I'll probably blog later, mkay?

Bitch.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I have to go read "A Tale of Two Cities." Fun.

Lawl. Me. Betch. Me. Lawl.

Hello, all!!

Lol! Haven't blogged in a while, sorry? It's cuz I haven't had a chance to come to the library, due to Memorial Day, it was closed. On Monday. On Saturday I couldn't come because my cousins were having a party to celebrate their first communion (at 14- old!) and I was dragged to visit. But since they were off being prissy bitches, I hung out with my cousin and and her cousin who tagged along. It's cause we're both the black sheep in our fucked up family. Ugh. This means that we're better than them, hopefully.

I'm still reading the bible. It's all good. I didn't know there was that much bloodshed and sex in it. I would've read it before! ;P We're just finished the book of Samuel part 2. It was boring. David's life was like a very boring soap opera. Kinda weird, too. There's this part where his son rapes his half-sister, so his other son kills his brother because of it. So King David exiles him, and a few years later lets him back in. After that the exile gets all proud and makes himself king, by sleeping with his fathers' mistresses.

It's like....Woah.

Anymoo, yesterday i binge read "Dead and Gone" by Charlaine Harris. It was kinda boring, bit not so much for me to stop reading. She killed various likable characters, and left the one I wanted dead, alive. I also checked out this Know-all book about Vampires. It disillusioned me when i saw that the had dedicated two whole paragraphs to Twatlight. Ugh.

Lawl.

I'm waiting on "Turn Coat", which is the tenth book of "the Dresden Files". I also got "A Fistful of Charms" yesterday, which I'm debating reading.

I still haven't started on my homework, which is reading three books. I've abandoned trying to read "A Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man." It's boring. I'll try Pride and Prejudice tomorrow, or possibly, today, after getting back from decathlon. Moo.

Ugh. That's it for today. My fingers hurt. Lol! And..OmG!! The keyboard it usable! Lol!

Lawl me. Bitch. :)

I would have a quote, but that means I have to look for one, and i don't want to.

Review for Sarah: You blog is being a bitch. It wouldn't let me comment!! Grrr...

So here's your comment: No hurrah. Stargazer say'eth, so he will not add this "Hurrah" to his comment.

Now that I'm done speaking in third person (I must do more ofter), I will say this: Moo.

Anyways, sounds like you had a fun day! Heh. Sneaking food into the theatre? *Gasp* Devil Child! It's so evil! Depriving the workers of teh money they get from over-priced popcorn!! Evil!!!!............I do that too....

I've actually snuck into multiple movies. Lol! The last time I went to go see "Obsessed", we were going to, but it got late, and we were tired, so we went to Denny's.

Lawl.

Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo.

Update: Nevermind. It's the browser at the library computer. Won't let me comment anywhere...Grrrrrrr......

Mooooooooo!!!!

Forbidden Apples? Please! I'd rather get the Forbidden Pizza!

Ugh. I have to write an essay on how God changes from a control freak to a subtle manipulator in the first book (Genesis), by tomorrow. I don't want to! Lol!

Lawl me.

I'm reading JPod. It's hilarious! I swear, some days my life feels like that! People just pop up and start being random! I love random!! Lol! Unless of course you're starting drama which involves me in a non-fun way...in which then I have complete and utter control of your life. I hold your soul in my hands. Muahahahahah!

Anymoo, I have to go to Academic Decathlon today and tomorrow. I don't feel like going. I need sleep and starbucks. And a doughnut. And a good book, or a better computer. Lol! I like my computer, except for the fact that its a filthy whore.

D-O-C-I-O-U-S!!

Docious!!

That part just stuck with me. Lol! It's from JPod. Lawl.

I also have to go get a signature from the lady at the agency that's gonna hire me, since she forgot to sign my work permit. Ugh.

Lawl. Me. Bitch. Me. Lawl.

I'm bored. I'm going to go get books.

I'm thinking of just telling my mom to cut off the Internet, but I don't know if its a good idea. I mean, I'm not really using it....Lawl. I think its better, but then I become a cranky bitch (and what?) when I don't have Internet.

Moo....

Help me!

Or don't. Whatev.

Molest-Hugs and Lawl.

Vampires anyone? (^,.,^)

Hi. The title deceives you.

I'm blogging from a public library near my house. Mainly because I couldn't from my school because the school is ghetto and the computer i was on sucked worse than a two-dollar whore in downtown.

I'm at school during vacations because I'm taking a bible course. Lol! Don't trip, not going all religious! Hahaha! Its a "Bible as literature" class that I'm doing for intersession. It's actually fun. It's like mythology. There's fighting, tricks, tragedy, sex and irony. Lol! Yes, I know hard to believe. Lol!

We had an earthquake the other day. I was tripping the fuck out!! I didn't know what to do! And since we live on the second floor, it felt worse. But still, if the building would've collapsed, my and my mom would be the ones alive! Whoo! :P

Moo.

I bought the Passion tea from starbucks today. It was flavored with lemonade i think? it was fucking awesome!! I was like....OMG! I had tried it before when I freeloaded from my friend, but it was good. I recommend it.

I still haven't done any of my off-track homework. I'm being forced to read "Pride and Prejudice", "Great Expectations", and "Wuthering Heights." I need to start.

I also need to start reading "A Tale of Two Cities" for Academic Decathlon, since I haven't. Last week, or so (maybe last-last week) the teacher asked us to tell her something we had learned in Academic Decathlon that wasn't about "A Tale of Two Cities." I blanked out. I didn't know what to say! Another girl said what I was going to say, and i completely got lost. I froze, and that's really stupid because once I got home I could think of three different things. Ugh.

Today I blogged from here, and tomorrow I'll try from school. But i don't think I'm going to use my computer anymore, since it's being violated. Yesterday, after I had finished blogging, I got that some stupid "Adobe" message, and something was trying to install a program into my computer. I cancelled the installation, and turned off the modem- for the Internet. I turned off my comp manually, and now it works, but i haven't turned on the Internet.

So yeah.

Gold chains and Black Roses! Lol!

Im bored.

BTW: Thanx to Rain and Stephen for joining my blog! Lol! :D
BTW2: I'm very bored.
BTW3: Reading a new book. It's called JPod. Its about a video game company's employees who have to go through a whole bunch of shit. It delightfully amoral. Lawl.
BTW4: I'm gonna try to write a story especially for you people. Lol! Something with magic, faeries and insanity. Maybe sexual innuendo. Not sure. Lol!

Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo.

Everytime I look at myself...I wonder. How did I get so awesome? Lol!

Lawl.

Yay!! I'm back.....sort of.

I'll try to blog more. I miss it.

But yeah, my vacation feels like work. Lmao! I'm trying to get a job, but I need to go turn in my application for a work permit, because I need one. Lol!

I have been binge reading. Alot. I finished all of "The Dresden Files" series, except for "Grave Peril" which I'm reading now. I devoured all of "The Hollows" series, except for "A Fistful of Charms" which I waiting for the library to get to me. Lawl. I've also read the graphic novels (aka Comics) by Jim Butcher and LKH, "Welcome to the Jungle" and "The First Death".

There are others, don't feel like mentioning them.

I decided to try my hand at novel writing, which I haven't done before. Its just been short stories and other shit. I realized that If I can't get at least 25 pages or so in a month, I have no business becoming a writer. I had resolved to work on it everyday, but I've been busy. Lol!

The "novel" is about magic (like I would write anything else!). An alternate history. Warlocks, witches, Guardians and vampires, the works for the fantasy genre. Regular stuff, well psychopathic families, magical criminals, dark-side bosses, and that horrible place known as "High School".

Fun, huh?

I took the Ap tests recently (AP= Advanced Placement) for college credit. I'm not getting any. Tragic. The History one was Hard!!! I hated it! Moooo!!! The English one wasn't as difficult. If there was any chance of me passing, it'd be on the English one.

So that's it for today. Lol! I'm gonna start blogging again, fuck the damn spyware/virus. It can go fuck Twilight! Ugh.

BTW: Have a new rant on Twatlight. Later though. Lol!

Random quote of the day: "It doesn't feel right, so keep going down; It doesn't feel right, until you start to drown." - Jeffree Star ( Ice Cream)

I'm bored. You don't get to judge me. Bitch.

Lawl.