First Day Blues and Legal Blondes....

OMG....I am not watching this....I AM NOT watching this...

Lol!

I have just, by chance, stumbled upon "Legally Blonde" and Reese Whitherspoon's beautifully shaped...um... anyways...

I haven't seen this movies in years, since before my dad passed away. When I was younger it was one of my favorite movies! That and the sequel. Mainly it was because of my apparent like for blondes (it's all different now, though, lol) and also it was a nice story. Tells those people in the back that there's always hope.

I'm at the part where she gets sent to the party with a costume, even though it wasn't a costume party. It's totally fun! :D LOL I really still can't believe that I'm watching this! Hahaha! It's been a really long time...to the point where I forgot that I even liked it!

Commercial....

Random Tidbit: Okay, Michael Jackson's children weren't his children...now no one knows who gets all of his money, seeing as the test-tube babies' real parents aren't known. So who gets the money? TMZ's right, it is like a soap opera, although it is sad...

Okay, back to the blonde. So its at the part where she walks into the party with that awesome pink bunny costume! Ooh! Lover boy just dissed her! And she realizes he's an asshole...And now she's wow-ing her teachers....And she keeps wow-ing. LOL

Now they're getting the beauty salon worker's beloved dog. they confuse what I believe to be Sasquatch into giving them the dog. Now she wins her "first" case in class, with a weird case about sperm and reckless abandonment. Heh. Scented and pink resumes...

It's Christmas.....

Fuck it. I don't have the patience to review the whole damned movie. She gets the intern ship that randomly pops out..but diminishes nothing...LOL!!

Ugh. First day blues tomorrow....Don't wanna go to school!! Grrrrr!! I haven't read any books for anyone or anything! I'm gonna cram some reading in for "A Tale of Two Cities" so I can say that I at least read something.

I'm still picking what the hell I'm gonna wear for tomorrow. I'm thinking the short that shows the damned chest hair, but i don't know...i wanna wear that to go out, or on Friday. Haha! I'm considering the short-sleeved hoodie, with my black green-striped socks, and black jeans. So I can match shoes with my t-shirt....but maybe the dark-green dark checkered? Ugh. Opinion, please?

My damned ATM card hasn't gotten here yet...I need my money!! I'm still waiting on the next check, took the timesheet today..LOL!

"Happy people just don't shoot their husbands!" LOL! Oh Elle, you and your cracked out logic! Hahaha! Oh! The bend and snap....that was fun. They randomly start break dancing, and this gay guy pops out of no where and talks about the bend and snap...heh.

Ok, liposuction and butt busters. Why does that sound like porn?

"A spa? Isn't that kind of like you mothership?"

Okay. I really need to shave. I don't want to show up with a long-stubble on the first day of school...especially senior year. People say I should be excited, but I'm not! I just feel old. I also bought a small bottle of Axe spray-deodorant. I like the smell, but the bottle says it'll make me smell like rare leathers....is that a good thing?

I finally decided. I'm going with GQ and Esquire. And now the television has brainwashed me into watching "Glee".

Elle is now talking to her future love interest. Yes, I've seen the sequel, so I know what happens. Lol! And she hates brunettes? Emmett is trying to be a blonde, and now she helps this dorky guy get a date by pretending to have dated him. That's so nice of her. I can count the number of girls that I'd know who would do that on one hand, and still have fingers left over. Now she's making friends with the asshole's ex-girlfriend? Not sure anymore. I think they edited it too much. I don't remember anymore...

Oh! The Cabana boy is gay! I remember that part! Lol! Aww! Old people nervous about flirting! hahaha! Bend and snap! Slow-mo pencil dropping and a bad snap. Heh. She breaks his nose....

ROFL! The Cabana Boy's BF just stands up and calls him a bitch and walks out! Hahahaha! "You bitch!"

I'm having waaaaay too much fun watching this. LOL

I'm stopping the blog, seeing as I need to get ready, so Elle wins the court case with a weird fact about perms and the victim's daughter was the one that killed him.

Still don't know....:(

LAWL.

Ok, decided to finish it. She gets all sad because her law professor tried to feel her up. And Emmett's all like "Forget about him!" Then her other female professor gives her this dismissive comment about letting a pig ruin her life. So she cries and makes this face. Now the woman accused of murder (Brooke) is all like, "She did what?!" And Vivian is like "I made a huge mistake!"

Oh. Grand entrance. Brooke fires the other guy, and Elle shows up wearing pink and all glittery, and like, bitch you're getting in my way. Then people start showing up... And she starts questioning the witness...She starts repeating herself. LOL! The way she wins is so random. Hahahaha!

Elle got a confession, and every one's like "Oh My Gawd". She tells off the asshole and walks off into the light. Seriously? Who would turn her down? haha!

Graduation. Honors. She's Valedictorian. Done.

Whew, i need to shave...

It's only a crime if you get caught...

Ugh. I need sleep.

Yesterday I shopped my ass off. A lot and violently. LOL :P

I bought three shirts at Pac-Sun, a really nice while one, Heroes and Heathens, and a really nice blue one with a shirt graphic, Heroes and Heathens, too. I also bought a blue and grey striped t-shirt. However, I have issue with the white one and the striped one. They have a low v-neck that come to about the middle(?) or my sternum, half-way down my chest, so they show chest hair. I have somewhat of a problem with that. i really like the shirts, tho, but I don't wanna be grossing or weirding anyone out...! Help? Tell me you take on this, please. Not shaving, btw.

I also bought a checkered (plaid) black and dark green t-shirt from AnchorBlue, and a grey, black and green t-shirt with a hood from the Vans store. And....OMG! Striped socks!! Yay! I got them cheaper because the sales lady was nice. If I knew her, i would buy her a cookie! :D

They're different colors, red, green, purple, blue, and white. I also got Shoes today, some vans from '07, mainly because I couldn't spend that much money on shoes. I decided to buy the Doc Martens, so I need to save up. I don't know whether to get the ankle-high or knee high. I completely disregard the low-tops because that's too short for any kind of boot for me. Maybe got with a high-top? I'm also thinking about buying some converse (chucks) maybe black, and buy some green laces for them. I am going to buy more socks, tho.

I already filled out the subscription sheet for GQ, Esquire and Rolling Stone, but I can only get two tops. I mean Rolling Stone is the best deal, 78 issues for 26 bucks, but I really want GQ which is 20 bucks for two years. Esquire is 24 issues for 13.94$. Which should I get? I mean I pretty sure I'm gonna get GQ, but between Esquire and Rolling Stone?

Listening to "It's my Life" by No Doubt.

I joined JulNoWriMo, which is a website that has you sign up to challenge yourself to write a 50,000 word novel in a month. July, to be exact. I'm pretty sure it's going to be fun. I have my plot planned out and ready. It's really mean, lol. Kinda of like if Gossip Girl meets Dexter and real life. Cruelty, backstabbing, and downright nastiness. Lol! It's going to be so horrible...

Listening to Metallica. Lol! "Master of Puppets".

I still have to buy my friend's birthday present, but I'm thinking of not buying her anything. She's annoying the hell out of me, because she won't shut the fuck up about what she wants me to get her! It's fucking irritating her, and she doesn't stop I'm gonna fucking tell her to STFU and that if she wants it so badly to go find a way to get it, because I'm not buying it for her. It's annoying as hell, and I hate when ppl tell me what to buy them for their birthday.

Listening to "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado.

Ok. Tired. Later. LAWL.

Call Me When You AREN"T Sober, cuz I'm Bored.

Well, I'm listening to Evanescence. "Call me when you're Sober." I'm taking nostalgic trips back to a year ago. Lol!

I'm listening to my iPod. Songs I haven't heard in a year or so (i probably stopped really listening to them after I couldn't put music in it anymore.) such as, Spiderwebs (No Doubt), El Impacto (Daddy Yankee [EWWW!]), Beautiful Liar (Beyonce and Shakira), Mambo Number 5 (Lou Bega), No One (Alicia Keys), For You (Stain'd), Scorched Earth Erotica (Cradle of Filth), Kylie Minogue(WTF?!), Superstar (ToyBox!), Fuck the Pain Away (Peaches), Lollipop (Pitbull and Lil Zane, once again- WTF?!), Black Horse and The Cherry Tree (KT Tunstall), Chinese Takeaway (The Addicts), Cartoon Heroes (Aqua), So Magical (ATC), Panic (No Doubt), Milkshakes (Lol! - Kelis :D), Tekken II (Sex Machineguns).


Damn you Kylie! Now I can't get your damned ass out of my fucking head! Lalala-lala-lala-la! Ugh!!

Lol! Damn right it's better than yours!! hahahaha!

So I'm gonna get paid today!! (Since technically it is already friday...) I'm so happy! I'm going to go on a Twenty-Dollar pending spree!! Whoo!

So yeah. Today, earlier, I had made the decision to become a YouTube whore, but for some reason I couldn't take the clips for a Video me and Tyrika (Lol- Inside joke) made in the library. It sux, so I've given up on my dream...:(

Fucking milkshakes....Hahahahahaha! What does that even mean? Is she talking about her breasts? Or the way she moves when she's fucking someone? WTF? Lol! "Warm it up!"

OMG!! "Cherry Lips" by Garbage! One of my FAV songs!!

WHOOOO!!!

"You're such a delicate boy, in a hysterical realm. Of an emotional landslide, and physical terms. With your Cherry Lips and golden curls, you could make grown men gasp, when you'd go walkin past! And in your hot pants and high heels, they could not believe that such a body was for real! It seemed like rainbows would appear...whenever you came near, the clouds would disappear, because you look just like a girl! Your baby-blues would flash, and suddenly a spell was cast! You hold a candle in your heart, you shine the light on hidden parts, you make the whole world wanna dance! You;ve bought yourself a second chance!! Go, baby, go, go! We're right behind you! Go baby, go, go! We're right behind you!"

Brownie points for whoever knows what the song is about! :D

Listening to "Face Down" by the red-jumpsuit apparatus. Ugh. Such a bitch to type out. They need to shorten their name.

Lol! I's gettin paid!! *Giggle-Giggle* *Bitch-slap!* "Give me my money, bitch!!!" *Bitch-Slap!*

Anyways....Lawl.

Tragedy...:(

So Michael Jackson died today.

I was at work. One of my bosses came in and said that he had passed away. It was complete pandemonium for awhile. Many people were fans, and I was like...woah.

I was never much of a MJ fan. I never believed the alleged molestation rumors, and I really like whatever small pieces of his music I heard. I DID make jokes, but mainly out of having nothing better to say, or no one to make fun of, than from an urge to be malicious.

He influenced many, his music was enjoyed by millions, and was a huge part of a huge generation. I confess that I was never much of a fan, because I never listened to his music, not really. But, hey, there's no time like the present. :)

I hope he rests in peace because he's in a better place now, and my heart goes out to his family, his children and his many, many fans. Hopefully his music will continue to influence the generations.

May he find peace and happiness in the new place he's in.

R.I.P Micheal Jackson.

Money-Money-Money! MONEY!!!

I'm gonna get paid. Bitch.

I'm so happy! I'm so deliriously happy! I can't wait 'til Friday!! Gonna go shopping on Saturday with my cougar-like-person...Lol! (inside joke)

Today was nothing interesting. No gossip, no annoyances, no nothing. Except for Shane Dawson, he's fucking hilarious. Go check him out on youtube! Lol!

I'm still debating the Doc Marten thing...

Last day tomorrow. I'm kinda sad, but now it's gonna be weird when I go. I'm hoping that I'll be able to get a job at the library sometime during school, if the Decathlon thing doesn't work out...

Ugh. Tired.

Do I talk about Twilight too much? Cuz IF I do, I will stop...I don't wanna be annoying....Grrr...

Lawl. Lawl. Moo. Lawl. Lawl.

Uncomplete Dissection

Okay. Today I'm dealing with a very semi-important issue. Many of you have read my never-ending blogs about it, and my bitch-fits and damning. This is about Twilight.

I hate it. I detest it. Although it's not really for the reasons you all think. These reasons, while valid, just help my hate, not cause it.

Let me start with this:

I love fantasy. The myths, the stories, the fiction. With this, I also love fantasy, the supernatural. I love fiction. It's a very important part of my life. I cannot imagine my life without being able to read some of my favorite fantasy books out there. I just can't. If I couldn't, I would be missing a vital part of my life. I know this sounds a little weird to you guys, but think of how weird it is to me. :P

I was the little kid (age 10-11) who would wake up at 3:30 Am on a Saturday to watch early re-runs of Buffy: the Vampire Slayer. I was the little kid who was obsessed with Harry Potter and his adventures, in love with the world that Rowling provided for me. I was the little fifth grader who would stay up late past his bedtime (at least back then lol) to watch new/old episodes of Charmed.

I would safely say I was a hardcore fan of almost anything involving witches, vampires, werewolves, and magic.

Hell, I even like Angel.

I went through somewhat of a dry-spell during middle school, caring more about popularity and creating my own little "gangsta/rapper" world. Safe to say, it didn't pan out. However, while I was doing this, my imagination wouldn't leave me alone, attacking me with stories about witches, magic and the supernatural. I would make stories, but for whatever reason, could never write them down.

This continued up until a few years ago, around the end of my freshman year. My father died.

This caused me to take the fantasy-love up again. I began reading Buffy fanfiction, since they had stopped airing re-runs. I watched as many re-runs as I could of Charmed, reliving my old days. I started re-reading my old copies of the Harry Potter books (1-5), getting lost in that magical world again. I discovered manga. Bleach and Naruto more than anything. Hellsing.

I started reading Laurell K. Hamilton's work at the age of 14.

The really dark ones, too. I remember the first book I read was "Bloody Bones." The second was "The Lunatic Cafe" and I then skipped to "Danse Macabre" which led me to "Incubus Dreams." These books made my life for a good while. Reading about vampires and magic and such- it made me happy in a way I can't fully comprehend.

This made me look farther into history and mythology. Wikipedia and its macabre storage of ancient facts and beliefs became my normal haunting ground. Ancient gods and goddesses became my regular playmates. I became so immersed in other people's work, and into my own imagination.

And I loved every single second of it.

I could say this caused me to not develop adequate social skills, which is why I say I'm too immature. I say this when people ask me why I don't have a girlfriend. I would rather just have a lot a friends. It's how I am. If I truly wanted someone I would go find her. I would go get one. But i don't. I just...like being nice. Hanging out, chillin' with my friends. Lol.

Anyway, back to the main point.

We've established that i was hardcore into fantasy. I still am. More so than before. I would look up the vampire myths and supernatural and occult things. This eventually caused me to pursue writing as a career, because I wanted to put my stories into paper. Have other people read it, see those stories. The adventures. I was also a sticker for research. I would look things up, and if they were completely out of the realm of possibility, I would search for a way to make them fit. I would put my vampire characters as actually vampires. The cross thing, the garlic thing, the sunlight thing, the stake-through-the-heart thing. I loved doing that. :D

This is why Twilight offends me so much. The writing is bad, truthfully, and so is the plot, but mainly, it's the mythology.

Why the fuck would Mayer create these creatures and classify them as 'vampires'? They aren't. At all!! Who gave her the right to whore out the vampire fanatic culture, to whore out the supernatural like that? I loved the fact that it made me different, that inside, I wasn't like anyone else, no matter how much I denied it when I was younger. I was different.

Now I have all of these little "Twatlighters" whoring out what was once mine, mine and that of a few other people. You know, I can't say I like reading or watching about vampires without someone assuming I've read the Twilight series? It irks me to no end. I hate the fact that Stephanie Meyer whored out something so....me.....to a whole bunch of teenagers. What gave her that right? I was the little kid who would watch re-runs of Buffy at the break of dawn, who had his nose stuck in a Harry Potter novel or an Anita Blake novel, respectively.

I know many of you will be like...WTF? to this post, but i had to say exactly why I hate Twilight so much, behind the fact that Meyer cannot write. This Twilight thing, whenever someone assumes I like vampires because I read it, it hurts something inside me. That little boy who would bitch out anyone who would dare say anything about what he liked. I'm not him anymore. And this thing just angered something inside me. It just turned a whole generation of teens into little posers, who want to be like me, how I was. Trust me, I've heard people who profess to love vampires, and the only piece of vampire literature is Twilight.

I hate it.

Ugh. I just had to get this off my chest. Hope you guys won't get too freaked out. Lol! However, if you do, I understand. ^_^

See the Black Cloud Overhead? That Me!!

Yay!!!!

Today's just one of those days. I just came home without really being tired.

Bad news, though. My last day is this Thursday. :( I really liked working at the library....But alas, school must start again, and I must get paid, bitch! Lol! Getting paid on Thursday! Got my ID today!! I was so happy, even though I look semi-retarded on the picture. I can get my bank account and cash it!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!

Anyways, I'm thinking, that yes, I am going to go ahead and buy those Doc Martens I've been eyeing. With my second check. :D What do you guys think? Should I? They're like 95-ish dollars.....

Listening to "Prince Charming" by metallica. One of my favorite songs by them. Next being Slither. It just juices up my writing, of which I having major doubt of....:I

"There's a dirty needle in your child...Haha! Stick me!!"

Yeah, not much went on today, although I was thinking that if the writing thing didn;t pan out, I could also pursue work as an actor...maybe a sketch artist on youtube? Lol! That wouldn't help me none, though. So no. Unless I'm really, really bored. :D

That's today. My hands hurt, tired. Got the "Storm Front" graphic novel from the library today, so am looking forward to that. Didn't Tweet today, just don't feel like it.....Or at least I don't think I did....did I?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Update and Twatlight review...

Today was a good day. Full of busy time to fill the void. Very little reminded me of Father's Day, really.

I spent some time at home after waking up, talking to Sarah. That lasted a few hours, while I ate breakfast, our bastardized version of french toast (there's no cinnamon on it :D) , and read a little. I proof-read my "Dragon Bite" story, adding some angst, more plot, less joke and more detail. That was fun.

I also proof-read and finished up (to the nearest chapter) of that story I was supposed to start writing for a month see how I did. I failed miserably, btw. But i have excuses!!

1. My computer was being violated.
2. My Internet sucked.
3. Word sucked for a while
4. Work.

So there! :P

Ok, those are somewhat lame excuses. But true, nonetheless! Grrrr...

I also wrote a rather nasty review for the summer reading program at the library, which I joined in hopes of winning various iTunes cards, which I want for music and movies. Lol!

I am copying the review down, so you can all tell me what you think, mkay?

Name of Book: Twilight
Name of Author: Stephanie Meyer
Give your personal opinion of why or why not you liked the book: No. Just.....No.
This "novel" is one of the worst I've EVER read. Calling Meyer's writing "purple prose" is an insult to the actual color. She portrays, nay, glamorizes, an abusive relationship with bland predictable characters. The main character, Bella, is an overwhelming "Mary Sue" with a few "Mary Sue" faults thrown in to make her seem real. As a long-time fan of vampires, this "novel" depresses me. As a potential novelist, Twilight just enforces my theory that publishers aren't even looking for talented writers anymore. Meyer's use of repetition is annoying and the plot is cliche and overused. Edward and Bella's "love"is shown as nothing more than infatuation and obsession, seeing as he's practically stalking her and watching her sleep. Meyer gives no reason as to why her vampires do anything, seeing as they're indestructible and for some unknown (i.e. asinine, idiotic) reason they sparkle. This should've never been published and Twilight makes it clear that Stephanie Meyer should take various writing courses, because she cannot write, best-seller or no best seller.
Would you recommend this book to your friend? Why or why not?: No, I would not recommend this to ANY of my friends. Someone has to care about their brain cells, seeing as Meyer does not.

Ok. There. Copied word-for-word. Lol!

Tell me what you think. Is it too mean? ...I don't want to get attacked by a whole bunch of eleven year old, rabid, Twatlighters. That would cause me to go crazy...Hahahaha!

Ok, that's it for today. Hands hurt from typing. Don't want carpel-tunnel. Lawl.

Don't Get It Twisted, Don't Get Clever, This is the Most Craziest Shit EVER!

I'm currently listening to "Love Song" by The Cure. It's really good, I liked since the first time I heard. I'm thinking that I'll probably look up their songs later. Haven't really head them. . .

"However far away, I will always love you."

I like that part. Lol! It makes me sound mushy.

Anyways, I did absolutely nothing today, which completely defeated my plan of going to see my grandpa and going to the gym. I was unable to go with my grandpa because he wasn't there. =.= I called twice and let it ring various times (almost up to two minutes) and he didn't answer. I found out later that he had gone to go buy those converter boxes for his TVs. I can't believe the government is making people buy them. Ugh. That would suck. Seeing that I have a plasma, it's all cool. Cheers to my mom, who bought it in the first place! Whoo!

The guys I was supposed to go with to the gym never got back to me, so I don't know what-the-fuck was supposed to happen. Ugh.

I'm now listening to "Golddigger" by Kanye West. I liked this song, one of the first few hip-hop/rap songs I ever heard. Lol! Now it's "Girl Fight" by Brooke Valentine. This is the song that inspired the girl's locker room fantasy I had in Middle School. Hahaha!

I can't believe I have all of these songs in my iPod. It's like so retro into a few years ago. back before I was into any of the music I'm into now. Lawl.

I keep being Twitter whore. It's all cool. I like it, although today I had the no-life problem and Twittered up the ass. I also tried Facebook, and that was a bust. Sarah knows, she was there. Lol! I dislike it. I need something new, maybe I'll make a new MySpace. But I don't wanna be MySpacer whore!! Lol! Like i was in my early teens...hahahahaha!

"My pretty woman, when you gonna give me some time Sharona?"

I haven't heard The Ramones in a good while....Lol!

OMG, I totally found this cover for my phone today, it's black!! I was like...I must have it! I would have straight up shop-lifted if it wasn't a 100% chance I would've gotten caught. Lol! But don't fret, gonna get it around the end of the month. I will buy it.

I saw some of the funniest videos today, ever. This channel on YouTube, ShaneDawsonTV. He's fucking hilarious. I haven't seen all of them, though. Here's his most current one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLU1NGPWxUw

Check it out. It's really funny and kinda sad at the end.

OMFG. Now I'm listening to Aqua. "Candyman" or "Lollipop" it's also known as. One-man rave!! ROFL!

Thankfully, I have hot water today, so it's all cool. If I had to take another cold shower, which I do not like, I would've bitched so loud, people would've called the cops on my ass. In the none kinky way. Lol.

I still hate Stephanie Meyer, and she still can't write. She still probably has problems with abusive relationships, seeing as she likes them, and would trade her husband for a pedophiliac, sparkling vampire the first chance she got.

"Don't get it twisted, don't get clever. This is the most craziest shit ever."
- Brownie points to whom ever can guess this song. :D It's the first line.

Lol.

That's it today. I'm gonna try to comment on all of your blogs later on, mkay?

Lawl me. Bitch.

Songs:
"Love Song" - The Cure
"Golddigger" - Kanye West
"My Sharona" - The Ramones
"Candyman" - Aqua
Guess the last one!

BTW: Spent my day watching episodes of Drawn Together and Scrubs on my computer. It was fun. :D

Sweet, Sweet, Freedom....

I'm free from work. Lol! I'm working on Saturday, but I have a day off in between...

New? Now? Well, I got a Twitter account....Lol! I'm been using that shit like a clean two-dollar 'ho on Atlantic ave...Lol!

It's fun. I'm also whoring it to my people. Mainly because I can, and because I want to, Lol! I don't know if any of you have accounts, but tell me and I'll look for you. Except for Sarah, Jaboodi, and Stephen, cuz I'm already following you. Lol!

However, I have problems. What is up with it? I blocked two people that were following me cuz they looked like unfun sexual predators with the lots-o-friends syndrome, and my followers count keeps being eight. It's eight because two more ppl are following me, but It counts three extra, and It's tripping me the fuck out. It also doesn't show pictures of the people I'm following....It's annoying. Ugh. Can someone explain this to me? Please?

Tomorrow I'm going to go see my grandpa seeing as I missed his birthday because of work. I'm going to take some pan dulce with me, seeing as he really likes the cuernos, little horn shaped pastries. Kind of like croissants but with sugar and more toasted. Less flaky, too. Besides, I saved a dollar for them, if anything I'll just buy him one, since they might be somewhat more than a dollar...=.=

Stupid bakeries and their over-priced pastries.

Lol. I'm listening to Shakira, "Hips Don't Lie". It's a very good beat. It makes my wanna dance. :D

"Baila la calle de noche. Baila la calle de noche. Baila la calle..."

I really like Shakira's singing. Lol!

I though I was going to go to the gym tomorrow, but since the people who were supposed to go with me (i.e People who were going to show me around, seeing as I don't know where the hell it is...) haven't responded, I guess I'm not going. I also need to take my overdue library books to the library. Not the one I work at, mind you. That would be terribly awkward....

Twitter me timbers! Lol! Oh Lawl.

Listening to "Dancin' with Myself" by Billy Idol.

"With the record selection and mirror's reflection, I'ma dancin with myself!"

Lol!

Gotta go. Biatch. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

MOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Music:
"Hips Don't Lie" - Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean
"Dancin' With Myself" - Billy Idol
Also listening to: "Letter to my Unborn Child" - Tupac Shakur

Today-ness...

Fuck me violently with a chainsaw.

I just took my first cold shower in my life. Ever. I have never taken a shower with cold water, at all. Until today.

It was horrible. It was so cold, I though I was going to start hyperventilating or something. Every time the water would hit me, I would start gasping and I think my heart raced. It was fucking scary.

I dislike cold showers. It is not an experience I would like to repeat. However, the after math is pretty fun. I feel relaxed and somewhat hyper. Lol!

So today I found out that PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) is attacking and slandering President Obama for swatting a fly.

Yep, that's right. For slapping a damned fly. An annoying, dirty, shit-eating winged insect. I mean, I get animal rights and everything, but seriously? A fucking fly? That is beyond retarded, that is like Chris Crocker level idiocy right there. I mean, maybe if he was sacrificing a goat or gleefully watching a cow be butchered, it would be okay. But a damned fly?!

Sometimes people disgust me. It's actions like this that cause my misanthropy. Tragic, really. PETA should be smacked.

On other news, I'm thinking about getting an account on one of those many social networking sites that exist. Like Facebook, Twitter, Myspace (i already have two), etc. I'm really considering Gaia, since alot of my friends have one of those, except that I don't know what the fuck it is. Lol!

I would get a Twitter, but that requires you to keep updating more than once, or so I think. And that's just too much work. Bleh.

Facebook is a possibility, but then, meh. Lol!

Most likely, a Gaia account, seeing as I have the aforementioned reasons. Lol!

That's it for today, boring, huh? I'm tired, I'll probably bitch more about the Obama thing later, when I have more info. Lates.

P.S: Robert Pattinson (The guy who played the pedophilic Edward) would make an awesome transvestite. Ha. And it's true, no matter how much prepubescent girls like to deny it.

Lawl.

"I'm in LA, trick!"

This is bound to be a short post. I'm tired and I want Starbucks, but its too far from work, too far from my house, and I'm to tired to go after work. Ugh.

"Gonna buy me a rainbow- Buy me a rainbow!!"

Homicidal rainbows!! I would kill that fucking rainbow. I would destroy it, tear it into pieces, and feed it to the Twatlighters, seeing as they like fucked up shit.

Today was like whatev. I'm tired, and I need to get paid, bitch!! I want money! I have things to do!! Grrrrrrr!! I'm also working on Saturday, and I need to go to decathlon seeing as they probably think that I quit. T.T

Tragic, really. I need to either text the teacher or show up randomly and say "Guess what? I didn't quit! Whoo."

Lol! I'm listening to "Here in Your Arms" by Hellogoodbye. It's fun. I have it on my phone, so its all loud. It's "Hot 'N Cold" now. Lawl. My best friend dedicated that song to me. I was like "Bitch!" It was funny. Lol!

Ugh. No more typing. Sorry.

P.S. I need money!! There was something funny I was gonna say, but it's not coming to me. Sorry.

Shave the Dolphins! Shave them ALL!!

Ok, well don't really shave the dolphins. That's just cruel.

I was trying to say save the dolphins, but since I was cracking up, It came out lisped, and said "Shave the Dolphins!" Lol! I was in the stacks, checking the magazines at my job when I did this. It amused me.

I was also in the magazine shelves today. It was cool, I was getting the little green card they used to use to check stuff out, out of the little pocket in the back. It was a bitch going through that many magazines, but my co-worker and I made it through at least two shelves today. So that's good. Although it didn't help that me and her were just reading old copies of GQ and in-style, respectively. It was fun, although the later copies ( I think 06-08) of GQ don't have the Dr. Sooth columns (which I found the other day while bored) which deal with sex and advice. they were fun.

We were supposed to turn in our time sheets today, so we can get paid. But our supervisor left, so now we have to take our lunch break and use for taking the time sheets. Even then, we don't get paid until the 25th....ugh.

Shit......I need to get paid!!

Anyways, I haven't started my homework, at ALL! I still need to read, and my time is being consumed with thought of what I'm going to do with my paycheck once it arrives. And, I still have to open a bank account to be able to cash it, which means I have to wait for my ID (which I bought on Friday; two hours at the DMV- Horrible!) to arrive, because I need it to open an account. It takes two-to-four weeks to arrive.

I decided what I'm going to do with my paycheck:

1. Give 100 dollars to my mom to pay her back for the ID and some for the household.
2. Spend 100 on my clothes, shoes.
3. Spend 50 on my pre-paid phone.
4. Use the other 50 on magazine subscriptions to GQ, Rolling Stone, and Shimmer.
5. Buy my best friend's birthday present.
6. Save 100 so that I am able to buy my Doc Martens on a later date.

So how's that? Lol! I have everything planned out, the wild card being a couple of twenties. The next one, which I get on July the tenth, I'm going to use purely on my iPod, the 120 gig one I've eyed for awhile. The rest I'm going to save and use to fuel my random desires such as: random clothes, caramel frapps, caramel chocolate, phone minutes, books, more magazines, and my ever-rising debt to the library.

Fun.

I also got the money for the gym membership at my local park. It's mainly weights, but its better than anything. I'm hoping to at least lose half my body fat by the time I'm eighteen, but currently I can only go on Fridays and Saturdays. This is because I'm working Mon-Thurs.

I haven't written anything recently, and sorry I've been lagging it on your guys' story, but I just don't have the time. I started editing the first chapter of this "novel" I'm writing, and completely deleted it. I took out what I wanted and completely changed the beginning. I'm also altering the characters and getting rid of any I don't need. It's just easier than continuing something I'm not feeling. I just altered the beginning, so now it's somewhat easier to continue.

Lawl.

I am currently listening to No Doubt, which is something I haven't really done in a while. I can't wait for their new CD to come out!

Ugh. I want to find the first three Indiana Jones movies some where on the net so I can put them in my future iPod, but so far? No luck. My cousin couldn't find them on iTunes, and I don't know where to get them on DVD so I can bribe my other cousin into ripping them for me. I just really want them. I remember I use to watch them with my dad all the time, which is why I want them. Also, cause I like Indy and his adventures. It could totally be like the new James Bond. People just need to screw with it a little and Lucas need to get his mitts off them. I hated the fact that the made the fourth one so long after. I don't even want to watch it, but i know I will eventually. Lol.

That's all today, folks. Gotta go do stuff. Lawl me.

It's Chaos, Bitch! LOLOLOL

I'm baaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkk!!

My computer works again and it isn't being violated!! Let's hear it for my uncle who fixed it!! Whooooo!

Apparently I had a virus (a rather obvious one, too) and it was fucking up my comp. All this weird shit came up on my Internet history, ranging from "strange" to "downright disgusting". Ew.

It would freeze alot, too. But now its fine, it's all cool, and I'll have regular posts again! Yay! I have to buy my uncle something...Lol!

Yesterday, I took the ACT which is like a similar version of the SAT, which sucks flying Michael-Jackson balls. Anymoo, I went through the test, bitching and moaning mentally, and was finally free. Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! As free as the wind blows!!!!!!!!!

Yeah. I then got a ride from a couple of friends of mine (random note: I really need to learn to drive...) and they brought me home. I then attended my best friend's gathering, for her birthday, which is on Monday, and ate pizza. After awhile, around 8:00 or so, I just wanted to fucking leave. But she was all like, I want you to stay, in which I did nothing, and it got to the point where I HAD to stay to get a ride home. Ugh. But I love her, so its ok. Never mind that I had to wake up at 6:00 AM and take a mind-numbing/mind-murdering test that fucking early in the morning. So I stayed. Freeloaded more pizza and some mini-cupcakes, gave her and another friend free massages and stole candy and a hackysack, which, of course, I will never use.

I'm going to work tomorrow, and despite popular belief, it is NOT in a dark alleyway or with a guy in a bright attire named Deshawn or something like that. I do not wear kinky either outfits either, Sarah!!!

It's in a library. With the books and magazines, and the overwhelming copies of Twatlight and its brethren coming in for little, desperate, prepubescent girls who have no friends and/or a boyfriend. I hate Twilight.

Whoo! Computer. I'll probably blog later, mkay?

Bitch.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I have to go read "A Tale of Two Cities." Fun.

Caramel and Chocolate make me wanna dance.

Well, ladies and gentlemen (man?), I've got awesome news. 

I am now, officially, a working man. (I really hope that means what I think it means and doesn't have some sort of prostitution tie-in. Lol!)

I'm working at the library, and its all cool. Every one's really nice, and the work doesn't feel like work. Sometimes its hard to believe I'm getting paid for it. Lol! Yesterday, I worked. Not today, since it's closed. I had a fight with the label scraper (a little orange monstrosity that is used to take off the sticky labels off the books) and it won.I had a profusely bleeding cut on the joint of my thumb (its still there...) and a shallow one on my pinky. It's evil. =.=

"Let's go to the mall, you know they've got it all!"

I'm at school right now, seeing as my comp is still being violated, although now I think its cooperating. I haven't written anything, so my personal challenge is hereby postponed. I will have to do it next vacation. Lawl. :(

I'm thinking I'm going to go bug my uncle to fix it, seeing as I could maybe play some sort of guilt trip. I don't know, tho. there are family problems with him and my mom, but I really want my computer!!! Moo.

I tried this chocolate+caramello concoction the other day, and it was orgasmic. It's Cadbury. Buy it. Chaos commands it, bitch!!

LMAO!!

I need to go print out my ticket for the SATs. Taking them tomorrow. Shoot me now. Yay. 

Quickness...

I'm doing this on the quickness, since I am in school.  I have to go eat. 

OMG, I'm getting a job. I going for an interview today, at my local library, which is kind of awkward seeing as I owe them money....Lol!

There's a British teacher at my school I think....Lol! This is weird seeing as it is Cali....

Anyways, gotta go. Still reading the bible. Found more sexual innuendo. It's all fun. Very fun. Lol!

No chains or whips, though. Sorry, Sarah. I'll tell you as soon as I find some. :D

Rain! No. Lol! I'm trying. I'm going to go guilt my uncle into fixing my poor, violated computer, since I do not want to cut the Internet. I'll just have to download safer programs later....

Techno!! Lawl. I'll try to post longer later today, but no promises. Gotta go eat. 

Moo. Bitch.