Fuck me violently with a chainsaw.
I just took my first cold shower in my life. Ever. I have never taken a shower with cold water, at all. Until today.
It was horrible. It was so cold, I though I was going to start hyperventilating or something. Every time the water would hit me, I would start gasping and I think my heart raced. It was fucking scary.
I dislike cold showers. It is not an experience I would like to repeat. However, the after math is pretty fun. I feel relaxed and somewhat hyper. Lol!
So today I found out that PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) is attacking and slandering President Obama for swatting a fly.
Yep, that's right. For slapping a damned fly. An annoying, dirty, shit-eating winged insect. I mean, I get animal rights and everything, but seriously? A fucking fly? That is beyond retarded, that is like Chris Crocker level idiocy right there. I mean, maybe if he was sacrificing a goat or gleefully watching a cow be butchered, it would be okay. But a damned fly?!
Sometimes people disgust me. It's actions like this that cause my misanthropy. Tragic, really. PETA should be smacked.
On other news, I'm thinking about getting an account on one of those many social networking sites that exist. Like Facebook, Twitter, Myspace (i already have two), etc. I'm really considering Gaia, since alot of my friends have one of those, except that I don't know what the fuck it is. Lol!
I would get a Twitter, but that requires you to keep updating more than once, or so I think. And that's just too much work. Bleh.
Facebook is a possibility, but then, meh. Lol!
Most likely, a Gaia account, seeing as I have the aforementioned reasons. Lol!
That's it for today, boring, huh? I'm tired, I'll probably bitch more about the Obama thing later, when I have more info. Lates.
P.S: Robert Pattinson (The guy who played the pedophilic Edward) would make an awesome transvestite. Ha. And it's true, no matter how much prepubescent girls like to deny it.
Lawl.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
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I've never had a cold shower.
ReplyDeleteIf you get a facebook add Me! my name's Jasmin Day and my profile pic is me wearing a darth vader mask!
If you get a twitter add Me! My username is jazabelle :D
I do not have a gaia D:
Robert pattinson would make a scary transvestite :S