First Day Blues and Legal Blondes....

OMG....I am not watching this....I AM NOT watching this...

Lol!

I have just, by chance, stumbled upon "Legally Blonde" and Reese Whitherspoon's beautifully shaped...um... anyways...

I haven't seen this movies in years, since before my dad passed away. When I was younger it was one of my favorite movies! That and the sequel. Mainly it was because of my apparent like for blondes (it's all different now, though, lol) and also it was a nice story. Tells those people in the back that there's always hope.

I'm at the part where she gets sent to the party with a costume, even though it wasn't a costume party. It's totally fun! :D LOL I really still can't believe that I'm watching this! Hahaha! It's been a really long time...to the point where I forgot that I even liked it!

Commercial....

Random Tidbit: Okay, Michael Jackson's children weren't his children...now no one knows who gets all of his money, seeing as the test-tube babies' real parents aren't known. So who gets the money? TMZ's right, it is like a soap opera, although it is sad...

Okay, back to the blonde. So its at the part where she walks into the party with that awesome pink bunny costume! Ooh! Lover boy just dissed her! And she realizes he's an asshole...And now she's wow-ing her teachers....And she keeps wow-ing. LOL

Now they're getting the beauty salon worker's beloved dog. they confuse what I believe to be Sasquatch into giving them the dog. Now she wins her "first" case in class, with a weird case about sperm and reckless abandonment. Heh. Scented and pink resumes...

It's Christmas.....

Fuck it. I don't have the patience to review the whole damned movie. She gets the intern ship that randomly pops out..but diminishes nothing...LOL!!

Ugh. First day blues tomorrow....Don't wanna go to school!! Grrrrr!! I haven't read any books for anyone or anything! I'm gonna cram some reading in for "A Tale of Two Cities" so I can say that I at least read something.

I'm still picking what the hell I'm gonna wear for tomorrow. I'm thinking the short that shows the damned chest hair, but i don't know...i wanna wear that to go out, or on Friday. Haha! I'm considering the short-sleeved hoodie, with my black green-striped socks, and black jeans. So I can match shoes with my t-shirt....but maybe the dark-green dark checkered? Ugh. Opinion, please?

My damned ATM card hasn't gotten here yet...I need my money!! I'm still waiting on the next check, took the timesheet today..LOL!

"Happy people just don't shoot their husbands!" LOL! Oh Elle, you and your cracked out logic! Hahaha! Oh! The bend and snap....that was fun. They randomly start break dancing, and this gay guy pops out of no where and talks about the bend and snap...heh.

Ok, liposuction and butt busters. Why does that sound like porn?

"A spa? Isn't that kind of like you mothership?"

Okay. I really need to shave. I don't want to show up with a long-stubble on the first day of school...especially senior year. People say I should be excited, but I'm not! I just feel old. I also bought a small bottle of Axe spray-deodorant. I like the smell, but the bottle says it'll make me smell like rare leathers....is that a good thing?

I finally decided. I'm going with GQ and Esquire. And now the television has brainwashed me into watching "Glee".

Elle is now talking to her future love interest. Yes, I've seen the sequel, so I know what happens. Lol! And she hates brunettes? Emmett is trying to be a blonde, and now she helps this dorky guy get a date by pretending to have dated him. That's so nice of her. I can count the number of girls that I'd know who would do that on one hand, and still have fingers left over. Now she's making friends with the asshole's ex-girlfriend? Not sure anymore. I think they edited it too much. I don't remember anymore...

Oh! The Cabana boy is gay! I remember that part! Lol! Aww! Old people nervous about flirting! hahaha! Bend and snap! Slow-mo pencil dropping and a bad snap. Heh. She breaks his nose....

ROFL! The Cabana Boy's BF just stands up and calls him a bitch and walks out! Hahahaha! "You bitch!"

I'm having waaaaay too much fun watching this. LOL

I'm stopping the blog, seeing as I need to get ready, so Elle wins the court case with a weird fact about perms and the victim's daughter was the one that killed him.

Still don't know....:(

LAWL.

Ok, decided to finish it. She gets all sad because her law professor tried to feel her up. And Emmett's all like "Forget about him!" Then her other female professor gives her this dismissive comment about letting a pig ruin her life. So she cries and makes this face. Now the woman accused of murder (Brooke) is all like, "She did what?!" And Vivian is like "I made a huge mistake!"

Oh. Grand entrance. Brooke fires the other guy, and Elle shows up wearing pink and all glittery, and like, bitch you're getting in my way. Then people start showing up... And she starts questioning the witness...She starts repeating herself. LOL! The way she wins is so random. Hahahaha!

Elle got a confession, and every one's like "Oh My Gawd". She tells off the asshole and walks off into the light. Seriously? Who would turn her down? haha!

Graduation. Honors. She's Valedictorian. Done.

Whew, i need to shave...