I'm such a fucking paradox. I look at myself, and I can already see the straight jacket on me.
Seriously, there's something wrong with me.
I'm a vegetarian. Or am supposed to be. No scratch that. There's no word for what I am. I just got so completely used to saying I'm a vegetarian because of the stupid people who would ask me why I wouldn't eat the disgusting school lunches that they fed us.
Here's the low down: I DON'T LIKE MEAT. Pure and simple. I mean, animal cruelty is sad and all, and I would stop it if I could, but frankly, I don't really care. Go over load on red meat and die. Not my problem. I like leather. I like fur. I want to own a piano with actual ivory keys, just for the sake of owning it, since I have absolutely no musical talent.
The environment-my take. I like the environment. I like the feel and smell of fresh air. I am not a nature boy, though. I'm a city boy, through and through. If I camped, I would die. In my "opinion" - which means I'm right you're wrong - the generations before us fucked up the environment and left it for us to clean up. Thank you, ever so much!
Ok. Religion. Don't like it. I dislike it, a lot.
People have warped something so beautiful, as getting close to god, in order to manipulate others into their way of thinking. For example - Gay Marriage. They say that the bible says "if a man lieth with another man, they have committed an abomination." Or something like that.
BUT! The bible also says, "Judge not lest ye be judged yourself." Which basically means, to all you belief-pushing religious people, shut the fuck up! You are in no position to judge! It's none of your business! People's business with God, is exactly that - THEIR business with God! Butt out!
This also applies to atheists. Shut the fuck up! Seriously! We get it, you don't believe in God! We don't care! You're acting like damned assholes, criticizing our beliefs! We don't care what you believe! I know I don't. You have your doctrine - keep it to yourself!
I'll repeat this slowly. KEEP. YOUR. BELIEFS. TO. YOURSELF. NO. ONE CARES!!!!
Ugh. Seriously. Atheists are just as bad as right-wing conservative Christians.
Now to those who live by the bible? Ok. You better not quote anything at me. Just don't. Because according to the some religions, women are inferior to men. I just don't like that.
Example: Adam's first wife. Lilith. She was made the same as Adam from clay, or dirt, or whatever Adam was made from. She also believed herself equal to Adam. So, she got kicked out of Eden, and Adam got Eve. Huh.
Random Tidbit: Lilith also wanted to have sex on top of Adam.
Remember - This is what I personally believe. You are under no obligation to believe the same things I do. I would really like to hear your opinion.
Okay. Back to me. 'Cause its always about me.
I'm fucking bi-polar. I can be beyond happy one minute, and try to stab you to death the next.
I love people, but yet I hate them all. Well most of them. Just about 98% of the population.
I have low self-esteem and no confidence in myself; yet I have a superiority complex and am somewhat snobbish. To some people.
I hate the whole little "gangsta" scene, yet some of my closest friends are like that.
I hate Twatlighters, yet I know that given the chance, I would be like them, but with Anita Blake. {OMG!RandomFanBoySqueeee!!}
I like other people make choices for me, but get annoyed when the pick the wrong one.
I believe I'm always right. Which is true. Usually.
I love honesty in people, but I love to lie to people.
I don't write this to offend people. But if you are...Oh well. Get over it. I have. But, seriously, I would love to hear any advice or comments you have. As long as they aren't stupid.
Seriously. There's something really wrong with me.
