The Awesome Times of Jaded!Stargazer! 'Cause all love me....

I will begin with this: YOU ALL SUCK!! I never post anymore, and when I do you don't comment! I feel offended!! Grrrrr....

Anyways, that's over.

There are various things new with me. First of all, I finally got mp3 files of Velvet Revolver's Contraband album! Yay! *Does little entertaining dance* I am currently listening to "Do It For The Kids" although my personal favorite is "Big Machine". I also have purchased various music files from iTunes, including Crookers, Electric Valentine, and Fake Blood. I've also bought that damnable french pop song "Je Veux Te Voir". Very dirty and annoyingly catchy. Ugh. I will randomly start singing my bastardized version of the lyrics sometimes. It sucks. =.=

I have lagged on my posts, which I'm sure you've all missed. If you didn't, don't tell me. Leave me with the fantasy. I have low-self esteem, and if you tell me, I'll start crying uncontrollably and rocking back and forth in the corner of my room. Which I'm pretty sure none of you want. At least I hope you guys don't want.

So far, Decathlon has been going great. We have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. It's actually better than school, so I'd rather be there than class. But alas, I have to go to class. It sucks that I have to go to school at all. But practice has been going good. Today, I passed a practice exam. Yay. I've also been mentally violated with higher level math. Shoot me. But the pizza that the coach bought us for lunch made it all okay. It was like a sign that everything was going to be okay...

I like pizza.

I also scored a 45 out of 50 on an art quiz. That was good...I guess. Meh. People did better than me, but then again I have to study more. Just goes to show, texting and studying isn't productive. So next time, I will put the booklet down and text. Not do both at once. LOL!

I've also been lagging it in math. I need to study more and do more homework. But it sucks having my Algebra sequel at 7:20 in the morning! Arrrrgggggg!! Shoot me!

OMG....Lovegame just came on my iPod. "I still want you disco stick!" "No! NO! PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME!!!" (Courtesy of Shane Dawson)

I also need to turn in more essays. Yayness. I like essays, though. I don't know why, though. Hmmmm...

OMG! New reasons to hate Twilight!!
1. Apparently, ever since Twilight, vampirism is the fad for '09! OMG ISN'T IT AWESOME!
.......first twatlighter to tell me this will get beat down. I'm not even fucking kidding.

2. Stephanie Meyer's purple prose and "creative license" offends me to the very core of my being.

3. I like vampires. Ergo, I should not like Twilight.

4. For some reasons, the little Twatlighters believe that the whole vampire/fantasy scene stuff started with Twilight. I don't know why, seeing as I can name alot of different vampire-related pop culture references that existed waaaayyyyyy before Twilight. Here I go:

• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Forever Knight
• Angel
• Vampire Diaries (the books, which I'm meaning to read. heh)
• Blood/Smoke series
• ANITA BLAKE!!
• Dracula (Meyer has not read this. It's required reading for anyone making money off a "vampire" novel, such as Twlight
• Carmilla (Victorian vampire short story, involving "lesbianism" according to wikipedia)
• The Hollows series
• The Dresden Files (These two kinda count, but not really.)
• Dark Shadows (Gothic Soap Opera from the seventies)
• The Vampire Chronicles (Anne Rice, you fucking Twatlighters!!)
• Once Bitten (Jim Carrey)
• Blade
• The Hunger (Movie from the early eighties which I've been meaning to watch)

There. There's more that I can't remember. On with the list...

5. Stephanie Meyer, was, for some unknown and stupid reason, compared to the likes of Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton and she says she's nothing like them, that she isn't a "vampire" author. Which she isn't of course, and while she at least recognizes that, she's retarded. YOU FUCKING BITCH!! IT'S A FUCKING HONOR TO BE COMPARED TO ANNE RICE!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE, YOU STUPID, STUPID, BITCH!! AND YOU FUCKING REFUSE IT!! YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN THEM, AND YES BITCH, PEOPLE CONSIDER YOU A "VAMPIRE" AUTHOR BECAUSE YOU WROTE THE EPIC FAIL OF THE CENTURY!!! WHICH UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, INCLUDED YOUR FUCKED UP IDEA OF "VAMPIRES"!!!!! YOU ARE STUPID AND I WON'T EVEN CALL YOU A WRITER!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE!!!!!

...

I'm done. Whew. That took alot. I got all worked up. LOL! Too bad Meyer will probably never read that. Haha!

Well, anymoo, There's been more. I'm planning to go to Powderpuff, which is this event where the girls play football and the boys cross-dress and cheer. It's fun. The seniors against the juniors, and we're gonna win. Haha! I need to go buy my ticket, and I also have a t-shirt with the "seniors" logo on it. It's purple. :D For some reason, I've developed a like for purple. Heh.

Well, boys and girls, I must leave. It's midnight and I have to go to my grandpa's tomorrow. LOL! So I'll leave on this note:

Violation. Hugs. Murder. Lawl.

Hahahaha! I want chocolate...

Violation. Murder. Hugs. Lawl.

Long time, no update. LOL

Yeah. I've been busy. Stuff happened, things moved and shit randomly blew up.

I am currently listening to The Strokes. Evening Sun, from their "First Impressions of Earth" album. Go listen to it, Chaos commands you. After, of course, you read his blog post.

But first I have this. Courtesy of my awesome cousin Sami and embellished by moi:

On Heroes: "Well, heroes are like superheroes. Superman, batman, The Flash, etc. Their awesome, as are most heroes. Hercules and such. But then there are Guitar Heroes, who don't help anyone in any sort of hero-like manner. Guitar heroes serve no purpose in the hero scale. Superman WILL CRUSH YOU."

On Twilight: It sucks. Stephanie Meyer cannot write. Deal with it.

On hair: "Ha. You have hip-hop hair." "Ahh! No I don't!"

On clothing: "I hate how my mother dressed me when I was a child." "Yeah, me too." "Ew. Nothing but Disney characters." "Hey! At least you got Disney. All I had was hand-made stuff and wanna-be Disney ghetto-crap."


Anymoo, I come bearing news.

First, I haven't read anything for my personal enjoyment in so long! T.T Depression is getting to me! All it's been is homework, school, decathlon, shower, sleep. Not necessarily in that order. I also have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. The coach buys bagels. :D

Second, I like cupcakes. And sprinkles. And listening to Jeffree Star is making me hungry, although I sincerely hope it is not in the way he/she intended.

Third, teacher-drama is fun!! :D Who knew the adults of my high school had so much shit in their lives! LOL! I'm all up on the chisme (Spanish for gossip) and I'm like: "Lawl." It so much fun. Apparently we have a psycho at our school, who might possibly do drugs. And it's a teacher!! LMAO!

Fourth, my iPod is raping me. I like it.

Fifth, My friend is leaving and going to continuation school. This makes me sad face. :(

Sixth, I have adopted my dearest friend as my little sister. Ergo, I reserve date-threatening and boyfriend-shovel-beating rights, unless she goes completely lesbian. In which I am then okay with. :D Hahahaha!

I'm stopping the numeration system. It's gotten annoying.

So yeah. So far, I'm playing the part of Death in a class production of Everyman, I am still trying out for academic decathlon, am still trying to work-out, am trying to raise up fails in places in which I don't want them, am looking for a cheap copy of Disco Bloodbath (Party Monster), trying to keep up my social life, and I'm doing all of this whilst being completely awesome.

Trust me, it's a hard job...But some one's gotta do it. And who's better qualified than me? :P

I also feel unloved, seeing as I haven't properly hig molested anyone in awhile. I also mis my hugness who hasn't called me in a good while. Wahhhh!! I miss her!! T.T

I'm also listening to The Cure.

I am currently trying to write a new story, starring my life, only told in a completely fucked up tone. Why? Because it's fun. It was inspired heavily by Grendel, large amounts of sugar consumption, and awesome techno purchased from iTunes. So it's bound to random and hilarious. Yay.

Ugh. Apparently I'm whitewashed. LOL. This means that I'm latino, but I act like I'm white, if my understanding of the term is correct. Which is totally true, seeing as I rarely speak Spanish, which is my native tongue, to the point when people are surprised of the fact that I can speak it. People have literally told me "I've never heard you speak Spanish before."

This is fun.

Am listening to Led Zeppelin. I've never really heard them before, and I like what I've heard so far. I also am checking out Smashing Pumpkins.

Tired of typing. Lawl. Me. Moo. Later.

Fake boobs jiggle funny. :P

"Je veux te voir dans un film pornographique." -Yelle (I "LOL" at you.)

Shoot me! Shoot me now!!

Ugh. Are people really stupid or do they just act that way to annoy me?

My stupid counselor put me in regular English. REGULAR ENGLISH!! In an over crowded school, crawling with morons! that's like sending me to bible camp, straight up asking me to kill people.

I wanted AP, damn it!

Thankfully, I'm changing back. Apparently my teacher was asking for me. I asked to write the note my retarded counselor asked for, and she was like "Sure, you need to be in my class." Lol!

I have a really bad teacher for Algebra 2, a really good teacher for Drama, but a class full of morons and people who poke me in unfun ways. I had service in the Dean's Office where it's drama galore! OMG...it's fun. But unfortunately I'm changing to be my old drawing teacher's service worker. There were like four at the beginning and now there's only my friend left. LOL

I need my ATM card!!

Not going to school tomorrow, so I'll probably be on IM for the majority of the day (hint: Rain, Sarah, Stephen!!) I need to start reading "a Tale of Two Cities". For sure this time.

Ok, new follower: AJ aka Scenefiend. Hi. Ummm...I'm gonna ask you to at least comment once during the next week or so, or I'm gonna assume you're a computer or something and I;m gonna block you. fair warning. Sorry I'm being so blunt, I'm just kinda of tired...

Bye!!

Listening to: Ex-Girlfriend- No Doubt

First Day Blues and Legal Blondes....

OMG....I am not watching this....I AM NOT watching this...

Lol!

I have just, by chance, stumbled upon "Legally Blonde" and Reese Whitherspoon's beautifully shaped...um... anyways...

I haven't seen this movies in years, since before my dad passed away. When I was younger it was one of my favorite movies! That and the sequel. Mainly it was because of my apparent like for blondes (it's all different now, though, lol) and also it was a nice story. Tells those people in the back that there's always hope.

I'm at the part where she gets sent to the party with a costume, even though it wasn't a costume party. It's totally fun! :D LOL I really still can't believe that I'm watching this! Hahaha! It's been a really long time...to the point where I forgot that I even liked it!

Commercial....

Random Tidbit: Okay, Michael Jackson's children weren't his children...now no one knows who gets all of his money, seeing as the test-tube babies' real parents aren't known. So who gets the money? TMZ's right, it is like a soap opera, although it is sad...

Okay, back to the blonde. So its at the part where she walks into the party with that awesome pink bunny costume! Ooh! Lover boy just dissed her! And she realizes he's an asshole...And now she's wow-ing her teachers....And she keeps wow-ing. LOL

Now they're getting the beauty salon worker's beloved dog. they confuse what I believe to be Sasquatch into giving them the dog. Now she wins her "first" case in class, with a weird case about sperm and reckless abandonment. Heh. Scented and pink resumes...

It's Christmas.....

Fuck it. I don't have the patience to review the whole damned movie. She gets the intern ship that randomly pops out..but diminishes nothing...LOL!!

Ugh. First day blues tomorrow....Don't wanna go to school!! Grrrrr!! I haven't read any books for anyone or anything! I'm gonna cram some reading in for "A Tale of Two Cities" so I can say that I at least read something.

I'm still picking what the hell I'm gonna wear for tomorrow. I'm thinking the short that shows the damned chest hair, but i don't know...i wanna wear that to go out, or on Friday. Haha! I'm considering the short-sleeved hoodie, with my black green-striped socks, and black jeans. So I can match shoes with my t-shirt....but maybe the dark-green dark checkered? Ugh. Opinion, please?

My damned ATM card hasn't gotten here yet...I need my money!! I'm still waiting on the next check, took the timesheet today..LOL!

"Happy people just don't shoot their husbands!" LOL! Oh Elle, you and your cracked out logic! Hahaha! Oh! The bend and snap....that was fun. They randomly start break dancing, and this gay guy pops out of no where and talks about the bend and snap...heh.

Ok, liposuction and butt busters. Why does that sound like porn?

"A spa? Isn't that kind of like you mothership?"

Okay. I really need to shave. I don't want to show up with a long-stubble on the first day of school...especially senior year. People say I should be excited, but I'm not! I just feel old. I also bought a small bottle of Axe spray-deodorant. I like the smell, but the bottle says it'll make me smell like rare leathers....is that a good thing?

I finally decided. I'm going with GQ and Esquire. And now the television has brainwashed me into watching "Glee".

Elle is now talking to her future love interest. Yes, I've seen the sequel, so I know what happens. Lol! And she hates brunettes? Emmett is trying to be a blonde, and now she helps this dorky guy get a date by pretending to have dated him. That's so nice of her. I can count the number of girls that I'd know who would do that on one hand, and still have fingers left over. Now she's making friends with the asshole's ex-girlfriend? Not sure anymore. I think they edited it too much. I don't remember anymore...

Oh! The Cabana boy is gay! I remember that part! Lol! Aww! Old people nervous about flirting! hahaha! Bend and snap! Slow-mo pencil dropping and a bad snap. Heh. She breaks his nose....

ROFL! The Cabana Boy's BF just stands up and calls him a bitch and walks out! Hahahaha! "You bitch!"

I'm having waaaaay too much fun watching this. LOL

I'm stopping the blog, seeing as I need to get ready, so Elle wins the court case with a weird fact about perms and the victim's daughter was the one that killed him.

Still don't know....:(

LAWL.

Ok, decided to finish it. She gets all sad because her law professor tried to feel her up. And Emmett's all like "Forget about him!" Then her other female professor gives her this dismissive comment about letting a pig ruin her life. So she cries and makes this face. Now the woman accused of murder (Brooke) is all like, "She did what?!" And Vivian is like "I made a huge mistake!"

Oh. Grand entrance. Brooke fires the other guy, and Elle shows up wearing pink and all glittery, and like, bitch you're getting in my way. Then people start showing up... And she starts questioning the witness...She starts repeating herself. LOL! The way she wins is so random. Hahahaha!

Elle got a confession, and every one's like "Oh My Gawd". She tells off the asshole and walks off into the light. Seriously? Who would turn her down? haha!

Graduation. Honors. She's Valedictorian. Done.

Whew, i need to shave...

It's only a crime if you get caught...

Ugh. I need sleep.

Yesterday I shopped my ass off. A lot and violently. LOL :P

I bought three shirts at Pac-Sun, a really nice while one, Heroes and Heathens, and a really nice blue one with a shirt graphic, Heroes and Heathens, too. I also bought a blue and grey striped t-shirt. However, I have issue with the white one and the striped one. They have a low v-neck that come to about the middle(?) or my sternum, half-way down my chest, so they show chest hair. I have somewhat of a problem with that. i really like the shirts, tho, but I don't wanna be grossing or weirding anyone out...! Help? Tell me you take on this, please. Not shaving, btw.

I also bought a checkered (plaid) black and dark green t-shirt from AnchorBlue, and a grey, black and green t-shirt with a hood from the Vans store. And....OMG! Striped socks!! Yay! I got them cheaper because the sales lady was nice. If I knew her, i would buy her a cookie! :D

They're different colors, red, green, purple, blue, and white. I also got Shoes today, some vans from '07, mainly because I couldn't spend that much money on shoes. I decided to buy the Doc Martens, so I need to save up. I don't know whether to get the ankle-high or knee high. I completely disregard the low-tops because that's too short for any kind of boot for me. Maybe got with a high-top? I'm also thinking about buying some converse (chucks) maybe black, and buy some green laces for them. I am going to buy more socks, tho.

I already filled out the subscription sheet for GQ, Esquire and Rolling Stone, but I can only get two tops. I mean Rolling Stone is the best deal, 78 issues for 26 bucks, but I really want GQ which is 20 bucks for two years. Esquire is 24 issues for 13.94$. Which should I get? I mean I pretty sure I'm gonna get GQ, but between Esquire and Rolling Stone?

Listening to "It's my Life" by No Doubt.

I joined JulNoWriMo, which is a website that has you sign up to challenge yourself to write a 50,000 word novel in a month. July, to be exact. I'm pretty sure it's going to be fun. I have my plot planned out and ready. It's really mean, lol. Kinda of like if Gossip Girl meets Dexter and real life. Cruelty, backstabbing, and downright nastiness. Lol! It's going to be so horrible...

Listening to Metallica. Lol! "Master of Puppets".

I still have to buy my friend's birthday present, but I'm thinking of not buying her anything. She's annoying the hell out of me, because she won't shut the fuck up about what she wants me to get her! It's fucking irritating her, and she doesn't stop I'm gonna fucking tell her to STFU and that if she wants it so badly to go find a way to get it, because I'm not buying it for her. It's annoying as hell, and I hate when ppl tell me what to buy them for their birthday.

Listening to "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado.

Ok. Tired. Later. LAWL.

Money-Money-Money! MONEY!!!

I'm gonna get paid. Bitch.

I'm so happy! I'm so deliriously happy! I can't wait 'til Friday!! Gonna go shopping on Saturday with my cougar-like-person...Lol! (inside joke)

Today was nothing interesting. No gossip, no annoyances, no nothing. Except for Shane Dawson, he's fucking hilarious. Go check him out on youtube! Lol!

I'm still debating the Doc Marten thing...

Last day tomorrow. I'm kinda sad, but now it's gonna be weird when I go. I'm hoping that I'll be able to get a job at the library sometime during school, if the Decathlon thing doesn't work out...

Ugh. Tired.

Do I talk about Twilight too much? Cuz IF I do, I will stop...I don't wanna be annoying....Grrr...

Lawl. Lawl. Moo. Lawl. Lawl.

Sweet, Sweet, Freedom....

I'm free from work. Lol! I'm working on Saturday, but I have a day off in between...

New? Now? Well, I got a Twitter account....Lol! I'm been using that shit like a clean two-dollar 'ho on Atlantic ave...Lol!

It's fun. I'm also whoring it to my people. Mainly because I can, and because I want to, Lol! I don't know if any of you have accounts, but tell me and I'll look for you. Except for Sarah, Jaboodi, and Stephen, cuz I'm already following you. Lol!

However, I have problems. What is up with it? I blocked two people that were following me cuz they looked like unfun sexual predators with the lots-o-friends syndrome, and my followers count keeps being eight. It's eight because two more ppl are following me, but It counts three extra, and It's tripping me the fuck out. It also doesn't show pictures of the people I'm following....It's annoying. Ugh. Can someone explain this to me? Please?

Tomorrow I'm going to go see my grandpa seeing as I missed his birthday because of work. I'm going to take some pan dulce with me, seeing as he really likes the cuernos, little horn shaped pastries. Kind of like croissants but with sugar and more toasted. Less flaky, too. Besides, I saved a dollar for them, if anything I'll just buy him one, since they might be somewhat more than a dollar...=.=

Stupid bakeries and their over-priced pastries.

Lol. I'm listening to Shakira, "Hips Don't Lie". It's a very good beat. It makes my wanna dance. :D

"Baila la calle de noche. Baila la calle de noche. Baila la calle..."

I really like Shakira's singing. Lol!

I though I was going to go to the gym tomorrow, but since the people who were supposed to go with me (i.e People who were going to show me around, seeing as I don't know where the hell it is...) haven't responded, I guess I'm not going. I also need to take my overdue library books to the library. Not the one I work at, mind you. That would be terribly awkward....

Twitter me timbers! Lol! Oh Lawl.

Listening to "Dancin' with Myself" by Billy Idol.

"With the record selection and mirror's reflection, I'ma dancin with myself!"

Lol!

Gotta go. Biatch. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

MOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Music:
"Hips Don't Lie" - Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean
"Dancin' With Myself" - Billy Idol
Also listening to: "Letter to my Unborn Child" - Tupac Shakur

"I'm in LA, trick!"

This is bound to be a short post. I'm tired and I want Starbucks, but its too far from work, too far from my house, and I'm to tired to go after work. Ugh.

"Gonna buy me a rainbow- Buy me a rainbow!!"

Homicidal rainbows!! I would kill that fucking rainbow. I would destroy it, tear it into pieces, and feed it to the Twatlighters, seeing as they like fucked up shit.

Today was like whatev. I'm tired, and I need to get paid, bitch!! I want money! I have things to do!! Grrrrrrr!! I'm also working on Saturday, and I need to go to decathlon seeing as they probably think that I quit. T.T

Tragic, really. I need to either text the teacher or show up randomly and say "Guess what? I didn't quit! Whoo."

Lol! I'm listening to "Here in Your Arms" by Hellogoodbye. It's fun. I have it on my phone, so its all loud. It's "Hot 'N Cold" now. Lawl. My best friend dedicated that song to me. I was like "Bitch!" It was funny. Lol!

Ugh. No more typing. Sorry.

P.S. I need money!! There was something funny I was gonna say, but it's not coming to me. Sorry.

Caramel and Chocolate make me wanna dance.

Well, ladies and gentlemen (man?), I've got awesome news. 

I am now, officially, a working man. (I really hope that means what I think it means and doesn't have some sort of prostitution tie-in. Lol!)

I'm working at the library, and its all cool. Every one's really nice, and the work doesn't feel like work. Sometimes its hard to believe I'm getting paid for it. Lol! Yesterday, I worked. Not today, since it's closed. I had a fight with the label scraper (a little orange monstrosity that is used to take off the sticky labels off the books) and it won.I had a profusely bleeding cut on the joint of my thumb (its still there...) and a shallow one on my pinky. It's evil. =.=

"Let's go to the mall, you know they've got it all!"

I'm at school right now, seeing as my comp is still being violated, although now I think its cooperating. I haven't written anything, so my personal challenge is hereby postponed. I will have to do it next vacation. Lawl. :(

I'm thinking I'm going to go bug my uncle to fix it, seeing as I could maybe play some sort of guilt trip. I don't know, tho. there are family problems with him and my mom, but I really want my computer!!! Moo.

I tried this chocolate+caramello concoction the other day, and it was orgasmic. It's Cadbury. Buy it. Chaos commands it, bitch!!

LMAO!!

I need to go print out my ticket for the SATs. Taking them tomorrow. Shoot me now. Yay. 

Quickness...

I'm doing this on the quickness, since I am in school.  I have to go eat. 

OMG, I'm getting a job. I going for an interview today, at my local library, which is kind of awkward seeing as I owe them money....Lol!

There's a British teacher at my school I think....Lol! This is weird seeing as it is Cali....

Anyways, gotta go. Still reading the bible. Found more sexual innuendo. It's all fun. Very fun. Lol!

No chains or whips, though. Sorry, Sarah. I'll tell you as soon as I find some. :D

Rain! No. Lol! I'm trying. I'm going to go guilt my uncle into fixing my poor, violated computer, since I do not want to cut the Internet. I'll just have to download safer programs later....

Techno!! Lawl. I'll try to post longer later today, but no promises. Gotta go eat. 

Moo. Bitch. 

"Reach out of Space!"

"I always feel like, somebody's watching meeeeeee!! Who's playing tricks on me? Tell me, is it just a dream?!"

I'm bored. Lol!

Today was a good day, if it were to be classified.

I went in late today. At 8:50, so I got an extra hour of sleep. Yay for sleep! Lol!

I'm almost out of school!! Just one more day, and I'm officially done with my Junior year! I can't wait to be able to got to sleep late and to wake up late. That's the best part of vacation, the sleeping in.

"Climb to the top - climb to the top!! The lights are out, and the dance floor's waiting, but you're too busy following the crowd!"

I spent all of today doing absolutely nothing, which is always fun. I just hung out with some of my people, and had fun, y'know?

I had an assembly during 2nd period, because supposedly I'm smart enough to be recognized by the school as "special". Which is very cool, because we get this ID that gives us special privileges, such as leaving homeroom ten minutes early, and regular assemblies. It's pretty cool being the "elite". Lol!

Today we had an assembly, a magic show. It was pretty fun, the guy was hilarious. He had all these tricks that are usually lame, but he pulled them off. He was a really good "people" person, which I guess you have to be to be an entertainer. Lol! he had a white bunny which was named Goliath, and his name was David. It was funny, but I think I was one of the only ones to get it! Heh.

"Come ride with me, through the veins of history! I'll show you how God falls asleep on the job! And how can we win, when fools can be kings! Don't waste your time, or time will waste you!!"

The rest of the day was pretty cool. Although I recently noticed that I've been neglecting some of my friends, but I don't know what to do. *Sigh*

And apparently some girl isn't talking to me because I was mean to her. Last Friday, she was taking care of this cake that one of her friends had baked for a mutual friend. I had asked her if they did that because they had forgotten her birthday the day before.

She got all offended, and told me I was being a bitch (or something along those lines.) In my defense, it was the last day of finals, and I was running on 5 hours of sleep (I normally need 10 :P). But either way, I didn't mean it in a malicious way. I was just being myself, which, people inform me, contains a whole bunch of attitude and sarcasm. I didn't know this, so I don't know how to stop. Trust me, if I was being malicious or giving attitude, they'd know.

Anyways, she I was like WTF, and she told me repeatedly, even after I tried to explain to her, that "If I didn't have anything nice to say to her, to not say anything at all". She kept cutting me off, and that pissed me off. But yeah, now I'm not talking to her, but I'm not being mean either. I'm just gonna give attitude.

Next time she talks to me, I'll tell her "I have nothing nice to say; don't talk to me."

Is that too mean? Well, I don;t think it is. I mean, I AM doing what she asked of me....

Lol!

"We're gonna ride the race cars! We're gonna dance on fire! We're the girls Le Disko, Supersonic overdrive! So what's it gonna take, silver shadow believer? Spock rocker with your dirty eyes?"

No school tomorrow! Yay!

I have to take the A.P exams in May, unfortunately. The first weeks of May are for the exams, and June is for the SATs. Ugh. Not looking forward to that. I also have to go for review. It sucks some serious ass.

"Fuck me. I'm a celebrity. Can't take your eyes off me. I'll make you fuck me just to get somewhere. Lip Gloss and Lollipop; let's rock- I wanna pop. Can't take your eyes off me; I'm all you wanna be!"

So that's it for today. Lol! Those quotes are from different songs I was randomly listening to.

The songs are:
"Starstruck" by Jeffree Star and Danger Radio
"Keeping up with the Joneses" by The Medic Droid
"Knights of Cydonia" by Muse
"Le Disko" by Shiny Toy Guns
"Lollipop Luxury" by Jeffree Star
The title: "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode

Lawl. Me. Bitch. Me. Lawl.

Let me show you how it's working....

Meh. That describes my day. I woke up early to do my French assignment, and it sucked. But I grew some balls, and got up there, and read that damn blurb-like-thing about myself, damn it! And I rocked!! WHOOO!!

Anymoo, the U.S History didn't completely suck; I think I did pretty decent.

Today we recorded the scene we were doing, from "The Glass Menagerie", by Tennessee Williams.

It was fun. Guera and Yumi kept messing up their lines, and me and Mish kept reading off the paper, making it very obvious. I feel sorry for out teacher, who has to watch it. Lol!

I feel better. Thank you to those who commented, they really made my day!

Sarah: Yeah! I'm kick Smeyer's ass!! WHOOO! (Figuratively, of course. Last thing I need are assault charges.) Lol!

"Flat Buns! I like Flat Buns!" Lol! Total randomness!

Ugh. I'm so pissed off. My friend ripped the piece of construction paper I needed for the collage, and I was reacting to type. I was cussing my ass off. 

It's ok, though. I still love her. :)

But then this stupid asshole was talking shit, being generally annoying. I was getting pissed off. It's like they just love getting me pissed off/annoyed. 

It's all fun and games, until I stab someone to death. 

Lol! 

I'm blogging from school, during my Kaplan class. The people didn't come today, so we're doing this college like thing. I'm just blogging and surfing the net. Lol! Since I already registered for the SAT, I'm ok. :)

Am I friendly? 

Lawl. 

Air Hockey Champion! OR The best Saturday EVER! + Random Hug-Molestation!

Today was like one of the best days.....ever.

I went to my Saturday class, like every other Saturday, and it was boring. Especially the math practice part. We're preparing for the SAT and the math part just completely lost me. I would have made good use of a road map! LOL!

Like around 11 Mecha Jesus texted me. I was like....WTF?

I'm having a party! Be here or die. Later today!

Safe to say I was there. Lol! I had to mess with today's schedule, but yeah I went. And it was fucking awesome! Lawl! I really got to know people, her little sister, some of her friends, and her boyfriend - who took a 8 hour bus/train ride from up north to visit her! It was cool. Various people got hug molested, hell...pretty much everyone did.

I got like two different phone numbers, got to meet some of her family, and hug-molested a few people. I was like randomly guessing the songs from the Panic! At the Disco CD she had on. I got some of them right. I Lawled my ass off, and we made plans to write a weird vampire-lust story, in which I'm thinking about. Lol!

I didn't want to leave. I really didn't.

But I did. After more hug-molestation, I was texting/calling my friend, who was supposed to pick me up to go to the fair with her and her sister-in-law's sister.

They did pick me up, after I ran to where I told them to meet me. I got there in 6 minutes, which was pretty good, for lazy-ass extraordinaire! LOL!

I met hugness' sister-in-law's sister, who was pretty cool. We hit it off, and we were just laughing our asses off. It was fun.

We walked around the fair, shopping. How ghetto is that? Lmao! I bought some gloves, they bought nothing. We ended up going to Starbucks (YAY!) in which hugness bought me a Caramel frapp. I finished it quick! I was also the only one to really finish it. Lol!

We walked around, looking at stuff. We watched people try that hammer measurement thing, where you have to hit the little beam and see how strong you are. It was pretty cool.

I got kinda pissed off, though, cuz there was this really short man, like 4-something, walking by. Some guys were fucking talking shit. Not to him in his face, but shit nonetheless. I got pissed off, and said really loud "That's fucked up!" One of the guts heard me, I guess. He kept looking at me, and I just looked straight, since the last thing I want is shit with a "wangsta".

We ended up playing rock-paper-scissors for where we would go to eat. This was like at nine? Anyways, we ended up playing like 8 games, so we just voted. Everyone wanted Tommy's so we walked.

They wanted to rest, so we did. We also went into an arcade (really dirty) and we were watching people play DDR, and we were gonna play pool, but ended up at the Air Hockey table.

They both played, and my bestie won, so I played her. Then I won, and I was like WHOOO! Lol! Then I played LD (that's the sister) and I won....sorta.

The time ran out, and we were both tied, but we kept playing. It was fun. Lol! ;P

Champion! WHOOOOO!

It was like 10 by this time. We kept walking to Tommy's cracking up! along the way. It was so much fun!

We finally got to Tommy's in which we ordered food, and we started randomly taking pictures. We would snark about the people on the street, and people looking out the window. We also randomly made fun of hookers. It was funny! There was this one in a gold "skirt" (more like a belt) and I was like....woah. Then these guys from the window, were all crowding to try to see her.

I was fucking hyper!

We made random hooker jokes, and LD took a picture of a transvestite (or what we believe to be one). Hugness' dad picked us up, and I got taken home. Like at 11:20ish. I was surprised my mom was freaking out! Lol! She cares a lot....

But yeah. Tomorrow I'm going to my grandpa's house. See how he is. Then were busting the Arcade again, this time earlier, with Purell, and without people with staring problems.

BTW: This guy was straight out pissing on the sidewalk. On a pole, just randomly moving from pole to pole to corner. Lol! I was like....What. The. Fuck?

Lol!

Black Roses and Black Ribbons! Lol!


Random Quote of the Day:

"Lawl."

"No more 'Lawl' from you." - Me and C-S (Mecha Jesus' BF)

I always feel like... somebody's watching me! Lol!

OMG.

I'm at school right now. I'm blogging from school. This is very weird.

I haven't used my computer since two days ago because if that stupid Conficker virus. I get extremely paranoid with viruses, so until I get over it, I'm blogging from school. I think I'll be back by the weekend. Lol!

My friend is getting a blog, right next to me. Lol! I'm going to make her comment mine! Nothing like forced comments! Lol!

I just like ate a complete bag of cherry flavored fruity snacks. So I'm extremely hyper! Lol! We had testing today, and that completely sucked, but its okay. I like zoned out for an hour, and randomly guessed in the rest of the questions.

I have a fucking D in my french class. While It is somewhat my fault, this stupid little retarded ninth grader through away one of my assignments! I'm like so fucking pissed! I want blood!!!

I bought a shit-load of cashews yesterday. I ate alot of them too. Lol! I love cashews....

I spent the majority of the afternoon, yesterday, arguing with my cousin about what literature is. He's stupid. Lol! Jk. :p

Anyways, I just came from reading "Inherit the Wind" in which I am the voice of Henry Drummond. I like this. It's very anti-bible. And I guess I am too.

I'm stopping now. I need to comfort my friend, because I love her. Fucking Drama.

See ya.

Sprinkles and Silver Chains! Lol!

Chocolate Cups of Morphine...

The weekend wasn't as horrible as it could have been.

Yesterday, I went to school, I was almost late, thanks to the lame-ass public transportation system (a.k.a the Bus). It was taking forever, and it didn't get there until 7:49, and I had to be at school by 7:50 , in order to not be late.

The people from kaplan finally came, it was alright. I was supposed to go to another classroom, apart from my friend, and I didn't want to, so I pretended to "not know I was supposed to go to another room!" Lol!

They didn't take roll, so I guess I'm safe? I don't know....

We also got these really expensive Kaplan SAT prep books, and we were like wtf? According to the vice-principal they're worth over 500 dollars, which seems kinda steep for me, since the test is less expensive. :)

It was a plastic wrapped package, it came with four practice tests, a lesson book, a handbook, and a packet of flash/note cards for us to write stuff on.

Ah! I finally began to open my window, which I previously kept closed because of the evil black spiders that want to eat me, and my room is fresh again! Lol!

I can breathe! LMAO!

Before it was all stuffy, kinda like a cave, only less darkness, and now the air lives!!! The air is passing through my room.... I'm happy.

I wanted to go to cincin's house, but she went somewhere and I was like like....T.T

But its ok. I talked to her, she was doing something...Lol!

Today I went to my grandpa's house, which was a mission in itself. My and my mom had to take two different buses, walk and finally - get there all tired.

I found my uncle watching Twilight (the movie) and I was like.....ugh. It could have been worse....He COULD have been reading the book. Lol!

My mom, my grandpa, and my uncle played cards, while I went to explore the swap meet, and found absolutely nothing. But then again I wasn't really looking.

Then I went back, my uncle cracked almost every single joint in my body, and off we went. Into the sunset. Or rise, since it was 1:40 in the afternoon.

We went to the nutrologist, a really cool doctor/professor, in which we caught up with what had been going on recently. I told about my school work, that horrible SAT, my writing, and my traumatizing experience with the mugger. We learned some more about what's good for us, and watched this weird 80's video about AIDS, which was kinda funny, if you count their wacky clothes and weird words funny. Then we ate little, tiny oranges and randomly drank water, while I played with my food and made artistic orange sculptures. I made a crab and a butterfly. I would upload the pics, but I have no idea how...I'll figure it out later and post them. Heh.

After that, we went to Mickey D's, whoch I figure was pretty counter-productive since we had just come from the nutrologist, but we were hungry...so we went. I gorged myself on fries and barbecue sauce (don't judge me!!!) and drank soda. I love soda....

Anyways, we came back, my phone was dying, and I NEED my music! So I put it the song it was playing on repeat, and locked it. I think the song was Cupcakes taste like Violence.....maybe that's why I put that title. Lol!

We walked, I lent my mother six dollars for lottery scratcher addiction (they call me an enabler- I feel special ^_^), and we went to the bus stop. We were originally supposed to walk home, but the bus was coming, and my mom was all like...let's take it. I nodded along, lost in worlds of faeries and vampires, with werewolves randomly sprinkled it.

I got on the bus, and I felt imprisoned. The was little to no room, everyone was annoying me, and people looked at me when I complained. The bus was crawling by, so slow! I could have walked faster! Meanwhile, my phone was slowly dying.....

We got home, and my phone didn't die, but I did listen to the same song about twenty times. I let my phone charge, and read "Blood Rites", by Jim Butcher.

I really like it, btw. Although the White Court vampires sound alot like LKH's Belle Morte's bloodline (Beautiful Death), he spun it around really good. So good in fact, I couldn't even call out -shenanigans!- to the vampire thing. That is the good kind of plagiarism, boys and girls, the kind when it's so good, accusing them of it seems like a waste of time. But then again the plagiarism might be the other way around....not sure. Need to check dates.

So it charged, and off I went, to but my prepaid T-mobile card! And buy it I did. I came back, jamming to Starstruck (my new song), and went to go buy my bus pass, and found out it was going to be changed to TAP. Which I find completely idiotic because it affects me too much. Grrr.....

I got back, ate, read some more, took a shower, and now I'm here. :)

Tomorrow is my friend's birthday. Happy Birthday Mecha Jesus! If she's reading this it probably meant i finally forced her, under the LAWL penalty to look at my blog. Since it's her birthday, I'm buying her Starbucks! 'Cause I love her! LOL!

But if she skips out on me, I'll kill her. And I'll give away her starbucks, and never buy her any again!! Buahahahahaha! Lawl.

I just finished eating one of Mickey D's hot Apple Pies, which i loved, and I couldn't be happier. Nah, that's bullshit. I could be happier.

Apples and Skittles! Lol!

Random Quote of the Day: "Sprinkles everywhere; candy hearts and bruises! 31 flavors! Which one are you choosin?" -Jeffree Star(Cupcakes Taste Like Violence) Stupid song....Lol!

Random Music Guessing Game! LOL!

Ok, this is something I totally plagiarized from Jaboodi. Hope you don't mind.... :)

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own!

P.S: I added more. :)

1. You are, my light in the dark
2. I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball!
3. The Queen of the beautifuls is back!
4. Hello little boys, little toys!
5. Do you ever question your life? Do you ever wonder why?
6. Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it,
7. Sit tight I'm gonna to need you to keep time...
8. I am watching the rise and fall of my salvation
9. I take it in stride, one day at a time.
10. I used to rule the world...
11. *Random Yodeling* You're gonna be a shining star, with fancy clothes, and fancy cars!
12. There is a house in New Orleans
13. It's been a while.
14. I wanna know, is there anyone on the floor, who can suck me like a whore!
15. I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
16. Change my pitch up, Smack my bitch up!
17. I don't think you're ready...I don't think you're ready for this!
18. Rhythm is a dancer, It's a soul's companion
19. It's been the longest winter without you!
20. You've been a juvenile, with a dolphin smile!
21. Every one living in ghost town, everyone buried in wasteland!
22. Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb!
23. Is it still me that makes you sweat?
24. Far away, this ship is taking me far away.
25. Vinyl black stilettos and fake eyelashes.
26. Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in the cabaret!
27. Just in case they're wondering.
28. Welcome back to, where I'm gonna have you!
29. You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down!
30. Fed up with your indigestion.
31. Welcome to the Jungle, we've got fun and games...!
32. Is it me? Be didn't we agree to love?
33. Break me down, you got a lovely face!
34. Yo, welcome to Uncle Luke's lollipop shop...
35. It's hard to remember how it felt before.
36. Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking!
37. Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got!
38. Guess who's back? Back again?
39. You can say I'm plain Jane, but its not the same...
40. Can you tell I'm faking it?
41. Run. Running all the time!
42. Dear, I fear we're facing a problem!
43. Don't cry to me! If you loved me...
44. I'm am the candyman, coming from bounty land!
45. Don't go looking for snakes, you might find them!

Can you guess.... :) Red are the songs who have been guessed correctly! Lol!

Bored now.

What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

I would! I would.....whore myself out.

Ok, no I wouldn't. But the shameless way I'm molested in my high school's hallway should earn me a damn klondike bar! But where is it! Grrrr....

...Now I want a klondike bar.

My school's hallways are so crowded that you could get violated so badly and you wouldn't even know it. If you drop something in the middle of the crowd - kiss it goodbye. It's gone. Pulverized by people's tandem walking and heavy biker boots. Which I totally want a pair, BTW.

I broke my detachable angel wings. The fell in the hallway. So now I have to by a new pain on eBay to continue this charade of innocence. :) I'm so virginal....Heh.

Lol! That's a joke I tell my friend randomly, because she says I'm too innocent to listen to techno/sex/fuck songs. I say...Bullcrap!

Mecha Jesus! Lawl Me! .................Bitch.

I have to go read the about wrathful grapes (aka look it up on Spark!Notes), and sleep. A lot. I don't want to have to kill anyone tomorrow. Heh.

I wanna dye my hair a random bright color. Like a color that completely disregards my skin tone. Like Blood Red! Or Green! Or crimson! Or Blond......nah. Blue! Clear! Whoo!

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Soda-rush. Sugar!! Love you!

Lawl me, betch. :P

Today was like eh.

I went to Saturday class (shoot me now!) and threw a half-way bitch fit. The people still weren't there; they suck.

Well anyways, there were a few memorable moments. Through all the English school/test stuff. I wanted white milk (I just don't like the school's chocolate milk - don't know why).

Guera poked herself in the but cheek with a weird gas-pipe thing, which I totally recorded. Later, Me, Guera and Angel were sitting on a table (there were no more chairs), and Angel had a foot in the sink. All of the counters have sinks, cuz its a chemistry lab. Guera dropped something, I picked it up, then she tripped out, moved strangely, and turned on the faucet. Angel screamed, and everyone was all like- OMG! Where's the fire?!

It was hilarious! LMAO!

Well then, i went to my friends house, sometime later. As I was going back home, there was this guy on the bus. He was hollering about having to pay five dollars for a bus pass. He took off his hat and said "this is a mother-fucking 180 dollar hat! I don't need no fucking bus pass!"

Then Why the fuck are you on the bus? WTF!?

The he says: "This is cuz I'm a nigga!"

This was completely stupid. As the bus driver was black, too. Someone should have smacked him.

Well anyways....No Quote today. In pain. Lawl.

To Ochoa's Gurl: Go make out with Rudy's brother, you cougar. Abnormally smart, medal winning cougar. I can totally see you twenty years from now prowling a high school. LMAO! :P

You know I fucking love you! :P

......Even if you do get arrested for statuary rape. :)

Stress is bad for you.....very, very bad.

Ugh. I'm stressing to like the max today. And yesterday. And probably tomorrow, too. I sincerely need a vacation, a really long one. With sand and water and sweet drinks with little umbrellas. Or just a massive amount of sleep. Lol! I could totally use that right about now......

So yeah, I need a job. Yet another thing to stress over. Ugh. I hate having to need money. Have you ever wondered what the world would be like without money? I have, alot. At first it was like this perfect society, but then I noticed that it wouldn't really work. So yeah, its true. No one would do anything, because they wouldn't get anything in return. Humans are so messed up mentally.

I'm about to pimp out my copy of "Guilty Pleasures" by Laurell K. Hamilton, to my friedn, in order to get her away from that "Twatlighter" phase. Although she liked it before people began to like whore it out, and like violate it, so she's technically not a twatlighter....hmmmmmmm.....

I've been getting story ideas like crazy today, even though it's been a weird day. I was about to like have a panic attack in my geometry class, whilst taking a test. That's how stressed I am. All my fucking homework, and stupid tests! Dude! I need a break..............Just one day off of school would be fucking awesome!

I found out that Yahoo! has a new email thing (ex. @yahoo.com). I like it. its example @ rocketmail.com! Rocketmail! I love it! LMAO! I'm probably gonna get one.....

Well, anywho, I have to go now, just 'cause I'm awesome like that. Lol!

Candy and Handcuffs! Lol!

Random Quote of the Day: "You'd think as long as I was gambling with my soul, I would have thought to get Mab to throw in fifty bucks a hour plus expenses." - Harry Dresden (Summer Knight)