Sweet, Sweet, Freedom....

I'm free from work. Lol! I'm working on Saturday, but I have a day off in between...

New? Now? Well, I got a Twitter account....Lol! I'm been using that shit like a clean two-dollar 'ho on Atlantic ave...Lol!

It's fun. I'm also whoring it to my people. Mainly because I can, and because I want to, Lol! I don't know if any of you have accounts, but tell me and I'll look for you. Except for Sarah, Jaboodi, and Stephen, cuz I'm already following you. Lol!

However, I have problems. What is up with it? I blocked two people that were following me cuz they looked like unfun sexual predators with the lots-o-friends syndrome, and my followers count keeps being eight. It's eight because two more ppl are following me, but It counts three extra, and It's tripping me the fuck out. It also doesn't show pictures of the people I'm following....It's annoying. Ugh. Can someone explain this to me? Please?

Tomorrow I'm going to go see my grandpa seeing as I missed his birthday because of work. I'm going to take some pan dulce with me, seeing as he really likes the cuernos, little horn shaped pastries. Kind of like croissants but with sugar and more toasted. Less flaky, too. Besides, I saved a dollar for them, if anything I'll just buy him one, since they might be somewhat more than a dollar...=.=

Stupid bakeries and their over-priced pastries.

Lol. I'm listening to Shakira, "Hips Don't Lie". It's a very good beat. It makes my wanna dance. :D

"Baila la calle de noche. Baila la calle de noche. Baila la calle..."

I really like Shakira's singing. Lol!

I though I was going to go to the gym tomorrow, but since the people who were supposed to go with me (i.e People who were going to show me around, seeing as I don't know where the hell it is...) haven't responded, I guess I'm not going. I also need to take my overdue library books to the library. Not the one I work at, mind you. That would be terribly awkward....

Twitter me timbers! Lol! Oh Lawl.

Listening to "Dancin' with Myself" by Billy Idol.

"With the record selection and mirror's reflection, I'ma dancin with myself!"

Lol!

Gotta go. Biatch. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

MOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Music:
"Hips Don't Lie" - Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean
"Dancin' With Myself" - Billy Idol
Also listening to: "Letter to my Unborn Child" - Tupac Shakur

Today-ness...

Fuck me violently with a chainsaw.

I just took my first cold shower in my life. Ever. I have never taken a shower with cold water, at all. Until today.

It was horrible. It was so cold, I though I was going to start hyperventilating or something. Every time the water would hit me, I would start gasping and I think my heart raced. It was fucking scary.

I dislike cold showers. It is not an experience I would like to repeat. However, the after math is pretty fun. I feel relaxed and somewhat hyper. Lol!

So today I found out that PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) is attacking and slandering President Obama for swatting a fly.

Yep, that's right. For slapping a damned fly. An annoying, dirty, shit-eating winged insect. I mean, I get animal rights and everything, but seriously? A fucking fly? That is beyond retarded, that is like Chris Crocker level idiocy right there. I mean, maybe if he was sacrificing a goat or gleefully watching a cow be butchered, it would be okay. But a damned fly?!

Sometimes people disgust me. It's actions like this that cause my misanthropy. Tragic, really. PETA should be smacked.

On other news, I'm thinking about getting an account on one of those many social networking sites that exist. Like Facebook, Twitter, Myspace (i already have two), etc. I'm really considering Gaia, since alot of my friends have one of those, except that I don't know what the fuck it is. Lol!

I would get a Twitter, but that requires you to keep updating more than once, or so I think. And that's just too much work. Bleh.

Facebook is a possibility, but then, meh. Lol!

Most likely, a Gaia account, seeing as I have the aforementioned reasons. Lol!

That's it for today, boring, huh? I'm tired, I'll probably bitch more about the Obama thing later, when I have more info. Lates.

P.S: Robert Pattinson (The guy who played the pedophilic Edward) would make an awesome transvestite. Ha. And it's true, no matter how much prepubescent girls like to deny it.

Lawl.

"I'm in LA, trick!"

This is bound to be a short post. I'm tired and I want Starbucks, but its too far from work, too far from my house, and I'm to tired to go after work. Ugh.

"Gonna buy me a rainbow- Buy me a rainbow!!"

Homicidal rainbows!! I would kill that fucking rainbow. I would destroy it, tear it into pieces, and feed it to the Twatlighters, seeing as they like fucked up shit.

Today was like whatev. I'm tired, and I need to get paid, bitch!! I want money! I have things to do!! Grrrrrrr!! I'm also working on Saturday, and I need to go to decathlon seeing as they probably think that I quit. T.T

Tragic, really. I need to either text the teacher or show up randomly and say "Guess what? I didn't quit! Whoo."

Lol! I'm listening to "Here in Your Arms" by Hellogoodbye. It's fun. I have it on my phone, so its all loud. It's "Hot 'N Cold" now. Lawl. My best friend dedicated that song to me. I was like "Bitch!" It was funny. Lol!

Ugh. No more typing. Sorry.

P.S. I need money!! There was something funny I was gonna say, but it's not coming to me. Sorry.

Shave the Dolphins! Shave them ALL!!

Ok, well don't really shave the dolphins. That's just cruel.

I was trying to say save the dolphins, but since I was cracking up, It came out lisped, and said "Shave the Dolphins!" Lol! I was in the stacks, checking the magazines at my job when I did this. It amused me.

I was also in the magazine shelves today. It was cool, I was getting the little green card they used to use to check stuff out, out of the little pocket in the back. It was a bitch going through that many magazines, but my co-worker and I made it through at least two shelves today. So that's good. Although it didn't help that me and her were just reading old copies of GQ and in-style, respectively. It was fun, although the later copies ( I think 06-08) of GQ don't have the Dr. Sooth columns (which I found the other day while bored) which deal with sex and advice. they were fun.

We were supposed to turn in our time sheets today, so we can get paid. But our supervisor left, so now we have to take our lunch break and use for taking the time sheets. Even then, we don't get paid until the 25th....ugh.

Shit......I need to get paid!!

Anyways, I haven't started my homework, at ALL! I still need to read, and my time is being consumed with thought of what I'm going to do with my paycheck once it arrives. And, I still have to open a bank account to be able to cash it, which means I have to wait for my ID (which I bought on Friday; two hours at the DMV- Horrible!) to arrive, because I need it to open an account. It takes two-to-four weeks to arrive.

I decided what I'm going to do with my paycheck:

1. Give 100 dollars to my mom to pay her back for the ID and some for the household.
2. Spend 100 on my clothes, shoes.
3. Spend 50 on my pre-paid phone.
4. Use the other 50 on magazine subscriptions to GQ, Rolling Stone, and Shimmer.
5. Buy my best friend's birthday present.
6. Save 100 so that I am able to buy my Doc Martens on a later date.

So how's that? Lol! I have everything planned out, the wild card being a couple of twenties. The next one, which I get on July the tenth, I'm going to use purely on my iPod, the 120 gig one I've eyed for awhile. The rest I'm going to save and use to fuel my random desires such as: random clothes, caramel frapps, caramel chocolate, phone minutes, books, more magazines, and my ever-rising debt to the library.

Fun.

I also got the money for the gym membership at my local park. It's mainly weights, but its better than anything. I'm hoping to at least lose half my body fat by the time I'm eighteen, but currently I can only go on Fridays and Saturdays. This is because I'm working Mon-Thurs.

I haven't written anything recently, and sorry I've been lagging it on your guys' story, but I just don't have the time. I started editing the first chapter of this "novel" I'm writing, and completely deleted it. I took out what I wanted and completely changed the beginning. I'm also altering the characters and getting rid of any I don't need. It's just easier than continuing something I'm not feeling. I just altered the beginning, so now it's somewhat easier to continue.

Lawl.

I am currently listening to No Doubt, which is something I haven't really done in a while. I can't wait for their new CD to come out!

Ugh. I want to find the first three Indiana Jones movies some where on the net so I can put them in my future iPod, but so far? No luck. My cousin couldn't find them on iTunes, and I don't know where to get them on DVD so I can bribe my other cousin into ripping them for me. I just really want them. I remember I use to watch them with my dad all the time, which is why I want them. Also, cause I like Indy and his adventures. It could totally be like the new James Bond. People just need to screw with it a little and Lucas need to get his mitts off them. I hated the fact that the made the fourth one so long after. I don't even want to watch it, but i know I will eventually. Lol.

That's all today, folks. Gotta go do stuff. Lawl me.

It's Chaos, Bitch! LOLOLOL

I'm baaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkk!!

My computer works again and it isn't being violated!! Let's hear it for my uncle who fixed it!! Whooooo!

Apparently I had a virus (a rather obvious one, too) and it was fucking up my comp. All this weird shit came up on my Internet history, ranging from "strange" to "downright disgusting". Ew.

It would freeze alot, too. But now its fine, it's all cool, and I'll have regular posts again! Yay! I have to buy my uncle something...Lol!

Yesterday, I took the ACT which is like a similar version of the SAT, which sucks flying Michael-Jackson balls. Anymoo, I went through the test, bitching and moaning mentally, and was finally free. Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! As free as the wind blows!!!!!!!!!

Yeah. I then got a ride from a couple of friends of mine (random note: I really need to learn to drive...) and they brought me home. I then attended my best friend's gathering, for her birthday, which is on Monday, and ate pizza. After awhile, around 8:00 or so, I just wanted to fucking leave. But she was all like, I want you to stay, in which I did nothing, and it got to the point where I HAD to stay to get a ride home. Ugh. But I love her, so its ok. Never mind that I had to wake up at 6:00 AM and take a mind-numbing/mind-murdering test that fucking early in the morning. So I stayed. Freeloaded more pizza and some mini-cupcakes, gave her and another friend free massages and stole candy and a hackysack, which, of course, I will never use.

I'm going to work tomorrow, and despite popular belief, it is NOT in a dark alleyway or with a guy in a bright attire named Deshawn or something like that. I do not wear kinky either outfits either, Sarah!!!

It's in a library. With the books and magazines, and the overwhelming copies of Twatlight and its brethren coming in for little, desperate, prepubescent girls who have no friends and/or a boyfriend. I hate Twilight.

Whoo! Computer. I'll probably blog later, mkay?

Bitch.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I have to go read "A Tale of Two Cities." Fun.

Caramel and Chocolate make me wanna dance.

Well, ladies and gentlemen (man?), I've got awesome news. 

I am now, officially, a working man. (I really hope that means what I think it means and doesn't have some sort of prostitution tie-in. Lol!)

I'm working at the library, and its all cool. Every one's really nice, and the work doesn't feel like work. Sometimes its hard to believe I'm getting paid for it. Lol! Yesterday, I worked. Not today, since it's closed. I had a fight with the label scraper (a little orange monstrosity that is used to take off the sticky labels off the books) and it won.I had a profusely bleeding cut on the joint of my thumb (its still there...) and a shallow one on my pinky. It's evil. =.=

"Let's go to the mall, you know they've got it all!"

I'm at school right now, seeing as my comp is still being violated, although now I think its cooperating. I haven't written anything, so my personal challenge is hereby postponed. I will have to do it next vacation. Lawl. :(

I'm thinking I'm going to go bug my uncle to fix it, seeing as I could maybe play some sort of guilt trip. I don't know, tho. there are family problems with him and my mom, but I really want my computer!!! Moo.

I tried this chocolate+caramello concoction the other day, and it was orgasmic. It's Cadbury. Buy it. Chaos commands it, bitch!!

LMAO!!

I need to go print out my ticket for the SATs. Taking them tomorrow. Shoot me now. Yay. 

Quickness...

I'm doing this on the quickness, since I am in school.  I have to go eat. 

OMG, I'm getting a job. I going for an interview today, at my local library, which is kind of awkward seeing as I owe them money....Lol!

There's a British teacher at my school I think....Lol! This is weird seeing as it is Cali....

Anyways, gotta go. Still reading the bible. Found more sexual innuendo. It's all fun. Very fun. Lol!

No chains or whips, though. Sorry, Sarah. I'll tell you as soon as I find some. :D

Rain! No. Lol! I'm trying. I'm going to go guilt my uncle into fixing my poor, violated computer, since I do not want to cut the Internet. I'll just have to download safer programs later....

Techno!! Lawl. I'll try to post longer later today, but no promises. Gotta go eat. 

Moo. Bitch.