And Where's MY Red Carpet? Fuck that, I Want a Black One. Now.

Okay, first a explanation of the Death thing for Rain, whom I promised it to.

A few weeks ago, I was playing the role of Death in a class production of Everyman. For those of you who don't know, Everyman is a morality play from the Middle Ages talking about how you only have your good deeds to get you into heaven, and everything else is crap. Anyways, I was Death. The reason for this, according to some of my people who cast me for this particular role, it's because I'm great at playing a conceited asshole.

My response: "Fuck you, bitch." Hair flip.

Okay, maybe not a hair flip, but that would've been cool, if I had hair, and been better at giving an indifferent attitude. LOL

Well, I told this to my decathlon team, that I was Death because I was a conceited asshole. This ended with me being Death(to some people). That no man dreadeth. For everyman I rest and no man spareth. LOL I have green/blue labels with "DEATH" all over my decathlon materials. Hahaha!

So yeah, long time, no blog. Sorry. I've been busy. I also have not been on Yahoo messenger for like...ever. Heh. I just rarely have time anymore, but I'm going to make an effort to blog more often.

So what's new with me?

Well I'll start this: I ran for "Most Unique" for the 2010 Class favorites...

Unfortunately, I did not win. Some other guy (whom I hear isn't even unique) one. I only lost by five votes, though, so it wasn't like I was out of the realm of possibility. So, in reality, I didn't win, Fuck it-Thug Life. LMAO! :P

I have also taken to wearing a roll of Scotch(TM) Book Tape around my wrist. I have no idea as to why, really. I just felt like it, so whatevers. Haha! My little sister has been fighting me on a daily basis for the right to wear the tape. IT'S MY TAPE!!!!

Decathlon practice has been going pretty good. I've been doing particularly good on history tests, and I believe my bastardized french had helped somewhat. In a team of 12 or so people, I am the only one who has taken french at all. I only took one year last year. Lol! But yeah, I have decided that i hate Dickens and math. Math hates me back, though. I need to pay better attention, though. Because I really want a spot, and if I don't get one I'll cry...or maybe not, but still! I'd be sad...

I've also decided that I'm going to try for a medal in essay, if it's even possible. Hopefully it will be. Because I. Will. Make. The. Team. No matter how hard I have to study. I have also tentatively decided what my topic for speech will be. Religion. Which I know will probably not go over well, but It's a topic I really feel, so meh.

My grades have been being tortured, though. I have an F in Algebra: The Sequel, and English Lit. I know, I need to raise them up to go to college. But I can't bring myself up to care about Algebra, since it's useless, but I need it for college...

I also have had less time to read or hang out with my friends. I also have backed up essays, which is why I must cut this post short. LOL

Lawl! Cupcakes and Hug Molestation! :P

P.S: Lawl. I am currently listening to a mix of No Doubt, Jeffree Star, and French pop. It's trippy. I have amassed the majority of the No Doubt albums, and have purchased JStar's. It's pretty good, for a random recommendation.

P.S 2: Have decided to continue post.

LOL

Yeah. I'm bored.

Currently I have collected approximately 1226 songs on my precious iPod. I love my iPod. I also added a whole bunch of music today courtesy of Amy, whose fucking awesome, even though she made me do Spanish homework. She's buying pizza next time, whether she knows it or not. ;P

My cousin, Smurf, has also given me music. Thanks to him I got the Crookers remix of "We Are All Prostitutes". Which is awesome, btw. I recommend it.

I also need to go buy a copy of "Party Monster/Disco Bloodbath" and a copy of "Circus of the Damned". I need them for my collection.

Also, my awesome cousin Sami has added various donations to my iPod library, so she will be rewarded with songs of cupcakes, sprinkles and weird sex.

Okay, really, gotta go!

Hug-Molestation! Don't pretend you don't like it! :P

Violation. Murder. Hugs. Lawl.

Long time, no update. LOL

Yeah. I've been busy. Stuff happened, things moved and shit randomly blew up.

I am currently listening to The Strokes. Evening Sun, from their "First Impressions of Earth" album. Go listen to it, Chaos commands you. After, of course, you read his blog post.

But first I have this. Courtesy of my awesome cousin Sami and embellished by moi:

On Heroes: "Well, heroes are like superheroes. Superman, batman, The Flash, etc. Their awesome, as are most heroes. Hercules and such. But then there are Guitar Heroes, who don't help anyone in any sort of hero-like manner. Guitar heroes serve no purpose in the hero scale. Superman WILL CRUSH YOU."

On Twilight: It sucks. Stephanie Meyer cannot write. Deal with it.

On hair: "Ha. You have hip-hop hair." "Ahh! No I don't!"

On clothing: "I hate how my mother dressed me when I was a child." "Yeah, me too." "Ew. Nothing but Disney characters." "Hey! At least you got Disney. All I had was hand-made stuff and wanna-be Disney ghetto-crap."


Anymoo, I come bearing news.

First, I haven't read anything for my personal enjoyment in so long! T.T Depression is getting to me! All it's been is homework, school, decathlon, shower, sleep. Not necessarily in that order. I also have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. The coach buys bagels. :D

Second, I like cupcakes. And sprinkles. And listening to Jeffree Star is making me hungry, although I sincerely hope it is not in the way he/she intended.

Third, teacher-drama is fun!! :D Who knew the adults of my high school had so much shit in their lives! LOL! I'm all up on the chisme (Spanish for gossip) and I'm like: "Lawl." It so much fun. Apparently we have a psycho at our school, who might possibly do drugs. And it's a teacher!! LMAO!

Fourth, my iPod is raping me. I like it.

Fifth, My friend is leaving and going to continuation school. This makes me sad face. :(

Sixth, I have adopted my dearest friend as my little sister. Ergo, I reserve date-threatening and boyfriend-shovel-beating rights, unless she goes completely lesbian. In which I am then okay with. :D Hahahaha!

I'm stopping the numeration system. It's gotten annoying.

So yeah. So far, I'm playing the part of Death in a class production of Everyman, I am still trying out for academic decathlon, am still trying to work-out, am trying to raise up fails in places in which I don't want them, am looking for a cheap copy of Disco Bloodbath (Party Monster), trying to keep up my social life, and I'm doing all of this whilst being completely awesome.

Trust me, it's a hard job...But some one's gotta do it. And who's better qualified than me? :P

I also feel unloved, seeing as I haven't properly hig molested anyone in awhile. I also mis my hugness who hasn't called me in a good while. Wahhhh!! I miss her!! T.T

I'm also listening to The Cure.

I am currently trying to write a new story, starring my life, only told in a completely fucked up tone. Why? Because it's fun. It was inspired heavily by Grendel, large amounts of sugar consumption, and awesome techno purchased from iTunes. So it's bound to random and hilarious. Yay.

Ugh. Apparently I'm whitewashed. LOL. This means that I'm latino, but I act like I'm white, if my understanding of the term is correct. Which is totally true, seeing as I rarely speak Spanish, which is my native tongue, to the point when people are surprised of the fact that I can speak it. People have literally told me "I've never heard you speak Spanish before."

This is fun.

Am listening to Led Zeppelin. I've never really heard them before, and I like what I've heard so far. I also am checking out Smashing Pumpkins.

Tired of typing. Lawl. Me. Moo. Later.

Fake boobs jiggle funny. :P

"Je veux te voir dans un film pornographique." -Yelle (I "LOL" at you.)

In My Head, It's Always in My Head....

You guys' know something I hate? Something that really, really annoys me?

It's when I ask someone why they like something, and the answer: "Because no one else likes it."

Answers like that make me want to smack them, hard. To the point where their faces swell up and get all red and then I can take a marker and write "Twat!" on their forehead.

I bring this up for two reasons:

1. I've decided to update the definition of "Twatlighter"

and

2. People have been giving me this answer for the past week or so.

Now quick question: If you only like something because other people don't like it, isn't it kind of like fucked up version of following the crowd? I mean, seriously, if I really like something, I'll continue liking it even people start whoring it out.

If the little Twatlighters begin liking Anita Blake because they suddenly think they're hardcore for reading Twilight, then I'll still like Anita Blake, regardless of the little friend-less, boyfriend-less twatlighters who suddenly profess to love AB:VH.

Shit like this just annoys me. I mean, I still liked Harry Potter even after everyone began whoring it out (I was like in 5th grade at the time, lol) and I continue to like it. Not as much as I used to, though.

Anyways, That's just my opinion.

So today was a good day.

I'm looking for a cheap version of the book "Disco Bloodbath", but seeing as they stopped publishing them under that name, I'll probably have to buy a new one for like ten dollars. My painting/drawing teacher told me about the book, a true story. It's about a group of Club Kids (The actual originators of the fad) in New York City. The leader of the group killed his drug dealer/boyfriend which broke one of the main rules of the group.

I've just heard it's really good, and now I really want to read it. But there's only one copy in the library system and 15 other people have requested it before me. Ugh.

Right now I'm listening to techno on my iPod. I < 3 my iPod. Hahahaha!

There's this 30 minute long song on it, that I freeloaded it from my bestie.

I also need to go buy an iTunes card seeing as there's a whole bunch of songs I want and since I'm legal now (take that anyway you want Sarah! ;D ) I need to go buy a 15 dollar card.

I'm also supposed to act the part of Death for a play we're doing for Drama. My teacher made two guys I know direct and produce it ( I secretly think it's a revenge plot for making her cry) so she has us doing Everyman which is a morality play from like the middle ages. It's really cool, actually. I've read it, and although the lines are in an old-timey English, it's fun. I'm supposed to be funny and serious. Playing Death. LOL

Decathlon has been going pretty good. I need to up my game, though. I really want a spot, and there's like four maybe five people competing for that particular slot. So I need to get my test scores better and up my studying skills. Wish me luck.

I also need to start working on the comic book that I'm editing, seeing as I've been lagging it. I'm also thinking about taking a few night school courses and intersession to make up classes I have D's in. I can't have D's for college applications. *Sigh*

I've also started working harder on my essays for English, seeing as I can now write more than five body paragraphs in an hour-long essay test.

Actually that's it for today.

Techno and Lollipops. :P

Quote of the Day: "I'm so fucking awesome I leave your ass Starstruck!" As said by me various times when bored. LOL

JKJKJK LOLOLOL (I need a life...)

Well....hello, everyone.

Yes, it has been forever since I've blogged anything of any sort, and haven't posted comments or anything. Sorry about that, really, I'm sorry.

But! I come baring excuses!! So "YAY" for excuses!

Okay, first of all, Decathlon. I'm at school until 7:00 or so, studying for my other classes and shit. Horrible, but I really want it. Second! School is evil. Really. I have two F's, one in English (I know! But that's because I owe like two essays) and one in Algebra 2:The Sequel (:P Stephen!)

To explain the Algebra thing, over here I guess it's divided into two sections? We go from Algebra 1, to Geometry, to Algebra 2, and if we get this far, Trigonometry, Math Analysis, Pre-Calc, and Calculus.

Ew. Calculus.

Anymoo, today I took an essay test for English class, on "Grendel" that, for those that have read Beowulf, is a satire of Grendel's character. It's so fun! But then Grendel has to die...I didn't want him to die! :(

But i think I did pretty well on the test. I did like 5 or so body paragraphs. And that's pretty damn good. Hahaha!

OMG! I learned how to use iTunes! I am so happy! You can get free music and shit! I can get alot of shit for free. I also bought The Sims DJ for my iPod Classic, which I bought a few weeks ago. I'm working on filling it up. LOL So far, I have 4 gigs filled. Still freeloading music from people and downloading from other people.

I've also began working out, so that's a good thing. I need to lose weight. I also need to read "A Tale of Two Cities." Hahaha!

Listening to No Doubt. "Tragic Kingdom" This song is about Disneyland. LOL

I'll try to blog more often, alright. But no promises. :P

"Lawl."

Hollywood!!

Well today was senior luau, which is an event made only for seniors (12th graders), and it was fun. Sort of. Kinda like a pool party.

Me and my two friends got there, and they ate, I just drank some horchata (a drink made from rice powder and cinnamon, yum) hardcore horchata right there! Hahaha!

We spent the rest of the time talking and taking pictures (alot of pictures) although I really, really wanted to dance. This is strange, because for one, I rarely dance. But i just got into a dancing mood, and both my friends were all like "Yeah, I'm down!"

But they kept coming up with stupid excuses not to dance. "I want her to go with me!" "I don't like that kind of music!" "OMG, lets wait for her!"

GRRRR!! It got to the fucking point where I started getting annoyed, and began speaking harshly. Then another excuse, when our other friend came over, my friend started talking about recent drama, which I was totally sucked into. Then we went over to the pool and put our feet in the water, which was alright.

But it really, really annoyed me.

Then my mom called me, saying she was picking me up in like twenty-twenty five minutes. This got me even more annoyed. I just separated from my friends and began texting. That's how pissed I was. But the my friend (who had come late!) was like, "come on! Let's dance!"

So we did, THEN the other two joined us, and it was fun.

Until I had to leave. :(

But it was alot of fun, drama or no drama.

How ever, there was this really funny part where this guy and this girl were dancing (meaning he was behind her and she was grinding and shaking her ass into his crotch) and he was all getting into it, and she was texting, looking bored.

It was just fucking hilarious! Hahahaha!

Ugh, well I'm gonna go knock out. C ya!! Lawl.

A weekend in the life...

I'm supposed to be doing homework, but I won't tell if you won't.

:D

Okay, to start off, I hate freshmen. I hate them, detest them. Little immature bastards.

I have a service period (which doesn't mean what you think it means, Sarah! :D) which is when the school decides they need free labor, and they choose students who are actually passing, instead of the little ghetto gangsta/paisa failures who are going to remain lower working class forever, and are never going to leave the surroundings of my current high school. So i have to provide free labor for my art teacher, which is all cool, I have people there and the teacher is really cool. I also have to supervise all of the students and make sure they don't completely fuck up what ever they're doing.

So, on Friday, when I was doing this and I was busy, the teacher puts one of my friends, a very nice girl, who finished her sketch book already, and have her help a freshman who came in late this semester. When the teacher tells her this he basically means "make sure he doesn't fuck up" as I mentioned before hand. So I'm busy, helping kids stitch the papers together for their sketchbooks, helping kids get caught up, while my friend is helping a kid who completely fucked up his first try.

So I go to my other friend, who is sitting in the back, watching me work and catching up, and the kid and my previously mentioned friend are there, in which she's practically doing the work for him. So I ask her:

"Um...what are you doing," seeing as she was folding the papers for him.

She looks at me and keeps folding. "I'm helping him make his signatures." So I look at the kid, who's slouching in his chair and just watching her work.

"Well stop doing it for him," I tell her, and walk over, grabbed a stack of paper and plopped it in front of the kid. "Here, count ten pieces, fold, and repeat. Four times."

I walk away to go help some more people. About a few minutes later the kid is done (and he still had help from my friend, grrr...) I walk over to my other friend at the other side of the table, and start talking to her.

"Hay, can you get me a ruler?" The kid asks me.

"Get it yourself." I tell him.

"I don't know where they are." He replies.

I look at him like he's a fucking retard. The drawing class is the easiest class ever, you don't have to look for anything you need to make a sketch book. Just look around and you're bound to find one. So yes, he is a retard.

"They're right there." I point to the table.

"Oh." He tells me. "But can you get it for me?"

"No." I said, my 'mean' smile forming on my face. "Besides that was such a stupid question that if I could, I would smack you across the head for it. However," I continued, "what you can do is slide the chair back from the table, get up, walk your lazy ass to where the rulers are, get one, then sit your ass back down."

"Don't you just love how he is?" My friend, who is helping the brat asks my other friend, and the both laugh. I conceal my smile and walk away, looking for more people to help, because I'm just that nice.

I come back about five or so minute later, and my friend is being taken advantage of, yet again, seeing as she was poking the holes for the stitches for the kid, and I got mad.

"Why are you doing his work for him?" I asked her.

"Ugh! I just want him to finish and go away!" She told me, exasperated.

I growled a little, and walked over there, yanking the awl from her hands. I handed it to the kid. "Here. Poke holes in your damned sketchbook." And I walked off to help my other friend who was at the neighboring table.

While I'm helping my friend, the kid pokes me.

"You need to not touch me." I told him, concentrating on my friend.

"So?" The kid replied. He so wanted to get cracked across the face.

I ignored him, and continued talking to my friend, who had been asking about her sketchbook, but was now looking at the freshman weirdly.

He decided to poke me again.

"Don't fucking touch me!" I growled. I batted his hand away, and moved from his reach.

That was the end of that. I ignored him for the remainder of the period (which was 5 minutes) and just did other stuff.

When the period is over, and the art teacher tells us to tell my friend to not help the ungrateful brat, my friend tells me:

"You know what he told me?" She asks.

"What?" I seethed.

"The kid asked me: The service worker is acting all weird around me, I think he's trying to hit on me." She said. "So I told him, how is he going to be hitting on you if he's with me!?" She laughed. "It was funny."

This made me "lol" internally. "Yeah, funny." But I still could not get rid of my murderous rage. The kid just made me get mad, beyond pissed. He was just lucky I was holding it in.

Fucking freshmen.

Anymoo, yesterday I went to downtown LA, a part of my home city that I did not know. I went to Macy's plaza with my mom, to Borders so I could buy some books. It was cool, even if I did end up spending money. I bought "Dead Witch Walking" by Kim Harrison, "Night Shift" by Lilith Saintcrow, and "Something from the Nightside" by Simon R. Green.

After that we walked along 7th street, to an old cafeteria she used to eat at, back when she was in her late teens/early twenties. It was cool...The restaurant, called Clifton's was decorated with an "Alaskan" decor, very woodsy, bordering on tacky, but it definitely worked. It's been there, part of downtown Los Angeles since 1931. Can you say, WOW.

I liked it, though. Spending time with my mom, her showing me around parts of Los Angeles county I didn't know. So she's resolved that we're gonna bus it to different places, so I can learn to navigate, and be able to get out of the hell hole where I live.

It's fun.

BTW: Sorry for the long post. LOL. I didn't mean for my story to be that long. Hahahaha! No quote today. :D

First Day Blues and Legal Blondes....

OMG....I am not watching this....I AM NOT watching this...

Lol!

I have just, by chance, stumbled upon "Legally Blonde" and Reese Whitherspoon's beautifully shaped...um... anyways...

I haven't seen this movies in years, since before my dad passed away. When I was younger it was one of my favorite movies! That and the sequel. Mainly it was because of my apparent like for blondes (it's all different now, though, lol) and also it was a nice story. Tells those people in the back that there's always hope.

I'm at the part where she gets sent to the party with a costume, even though it wasn't a costume party. It's totally fun! :D LOL I really still can't believe that I'm watching this! Hahaha! It's been a really long time...to the point where I forgot that I even liked it!

Commercial....

Random Tidbit: Okay, Michael Jackson's children weren't his children...now no one knows who gets all of his money, seeing as the test-tube babies' real parents aren't known. So who gets the money? TMZ's right, it is like a soap opera, although it is sad...

Okay, back to the blonde. So its at the part where she walks into the party with that awesome pink bunny costume! Ooh! Lover boy just dissed her! And she realizes he's an asshole...And now she's wow-ing her teachers....And she keeps wow-ing. LOL

Now they're getting the beauty salon worker's beloved dog. they confuse what I believe to be Sasquatch into giving them the dog. Now she wins her "first" case in class, with a weird case about sperm and reckless abandonment. Heh. Scented and pink resumes...

It's Christmas.....

Fuck it. I don't have the patience to review the whole damned movie. She gets the intern ship that randomly pops out..but diminishes nothing...LOL!!

Ugh. First day blues tomorrow....Don't wanna go to school!! Grrrrr!! I haven't read any books for anyone or anything! I'm gonna cram some reading in for "A Tale of Two Cities" so I can say that I at least read something.

I'm still picking what the hell I'm gonna wear for tomorrow. I'm thinking the short that shows the damned chest hair, but i don't know...i wanna wear that to go out, or on Friday. Haha! I'm considering the short-sleeved hoodie, with my black green-striped socks, and black jeans. So I can match shoes with my t-shirt....but maybe the dark-green dark checkered? Ugh. Opinion, please?

My damned ATM card hasn't gotten here yet...I need my money!! I'm still waiting on the next check, took the timesheet today..LOL!

"Happy people just don't shoot their husbands!" LOL! Oh Elle, you and your cracked out logic! Hahaha! Oh! The bend and snap....that was fun. They randomly start break dancing, and this gay guy pops out of no where and talks about the bend and snap...heh.

Ok, liposuction and butt busters. Why does that sound like porn?

"A spa? Isn't that kind of like you mothership?"

Okay. I really need to shave. I don't want to show up with a long-stubble on the first day of school...especially senior year. People say I should be excited, but I'm not! I just feel old. I also bought a small bottle of Axe spray-deodorant. I like the smell, but the bottle says it'll make me smell like rare leathers....is that a good thing?

I finally decided. I'm going with GQ and Esquire. And now the television has brainwashed me into watching "Glee".

Elle is now talking to her future love interest. Yes, I've seen the sequel, so I know what happens. Lol! And she hates brunettes? Emmett is trying to be a blonde, and now she helps this dorky guy get a date by pretending to have dated him. That's so nice of her. I can count the number of girls that I'd know who would do that on one hand, and still have fingers left over. Now she's making friends with the asshole's ex-girlfriend? Not sure anymore. I think they edited it too much. I don't remember anymore...

Oh! The Cabana boy is gay! I remember that part! Lol! Aww! Old people nervous about flirting! hahaha! Bend and snap! Slow-mo pencil dropping and a bad snap. Heh. She breaks his nose....

ROFL! The Cabana Boy's BF just stands up and calls him a bitch and walks out! Hahahaha! "You bitch!"

I'm having waaaaay too much fun watching this. LOL

I'm stopping the blog, seeing as I need to get ready, so Elle wins the court case with a weird fact about perms and the victim's daughter was the one that killed him.

Still don't know....:(

LAWL.

Ok, decided to finish it. She gets all sad because her law professor tried to feel her up. And Emmett's all like "Forget about him!" Then her other female professor gives her this dismissive comment about letting a pig ruin her life. So she cries and makes this face. Now the woman accused of murder (Brooke) is all like, "She did what?!" And Vivian is like "I made a huge mistake!"

Oh. Grand entrance. Brooke fires the other guy, and Elle shows up wearing pink and all glittery, and like, bitch you're getting in my way. Then people start showing up... And she starts questioning the witness...She starts repeating herself. LOL! The way she wins is so random. Hahahaha!

Elle got a confession, and every one's like "Oh My Gawd". She tells off the asshole and walks off into the light. Seriously? Who would turn her down? haha!

Graduation. Honors. She's Valedictorian. Done.

Whew, i need to shave...

I'm so Awesome I Leave you Starstruck! LOL!

Today was not a completely horrible day. First off, I was unable to go to my grandpa's house today, since it was cloudy and very windy. I just love days like this, since I live in California and we usually get sun like...always. I couldn't get out much since I'm like almost getting sick, so its a bad idea, especially when I need to pay more attention in school, so I don't fail horribly.

But then, around 12 o'clock, my ear phones broke.

Most are you are like...so what?

Well, earphones for me are like air. I need music always, or I die a little inside. Since I can't listen through just one ear (I'm spoiled like that) I needed new ear phones. Well anyways, if I don;t have earphones, I'm unhappy. And when I'm unhappy, I try my best to make everyone else unhappy, too! Aren't I so nice? :)

But today wasn't so bad. I went to get some new ones, which I found hiding behind some really expensive ones (I'm poor), and bought them. now it means no starbucks for friday, but that's okay with me. It may not be okay with other people. Read: Unhappy.

Ugh. Yesterday I got burned. And it hurt, alot! My (best)friend was doing my other best friend's hair for Jr. Ball (which is like Prom for us Juniors), and she was curling it. I was randomly stealing music from my hugness (the one doing the hair styling), and she had forgot to unplug the curling iron. She left it in front of me, and I was reaching for the mouse, and my forearm bumped it. It Hurt!

Well anyways, i was in pain for the next half hour, until my friend's sister in law came to fix my other friend's bangs (I have no idea what was wrong with them), and I asked her. She said, Oh! Toothpaste. She got some, put it on my burn, and thus, she became awesome. As I told her various times.

And I'm kinda annoyed at my friend's laughing, and not helping, but I love them, so....I won't kill them :) You know I love you, hugness! You too, cupcake! (I have no idea why I call them that....heh.)

Now I'm just worried that'll scar. Will it? It's all brown/purple/pink and it has a little blister-like thing in the middle. I think it peeled the skin. Does anyone know? 'Cause I have this thing about noticeable scars, they fascinate me and annoy me. Lol!

Today I spent exactly 109 minutes and 13 seconds talking to Ochoa, 'Cause I was bored. We had this weird conversation about shirtless people, hip-hop, Jeffree Star, random shirtless people, academic decathlon, sexy harems, her becoming the first latino-female president if she gets into Harvard, porn-watching (she does! Lol!), college, Silversun Pickups, and her future man-bitch, which she will keep in her basement. Ooh! And Shiny Nipples! LMFAO! (Inside Joke.)

Cougars! Lawl.

Right now, I'm summoning up the courage to begin my decathlon homework, which involves reading "The Tale of Two Cities". I really don't want to. Please don't make me.

I'm so annoyed at my school right now. I'm like pissed off, and am preparing my thoughts for tomorrow, in which I will tell them all off. They keep calling my house, telling me I have uncleared absences, which is complete bullshit. I have never been absent, except for field trips which are excused (btw), and I should know! I wake my ass up every. single. day. to walk/drive to that prison, for them to tell me I have uncleared absences. If anything they should congratulate me on my perfect attendance! 'Cause I should have it! Grrr...

They're making us go to this stupid-ass meeting with our parents or they send us to court. They're just pissed they aren't getting all the money they should be getting! Ugh! They want to charge us that fucking money! OMG! I'm going to go OFF on them tomorrow! Did you know that prisons have better food than us? They make us wear IDs hanging by our neck like we're prisoners! The school is surrounded by bars, and we have barred windows! All we need is uniforms and barbed wire and its a prison! They already want to give us uniform next year! If they do....I'm protesting. They can't do shit to me! They can't fucking touch me!

But yeah, that just fucking pisses me off!! GRRR! AND! They're making me miss decathlon. I have to go really quickly to turn the work, and tell the teacher! Fucking school..... they're all stupid! Its like they all share the same cracked out brain cell!

Anyways, I still need to do homework. I don't want to.

Today, I finished "Death Masks" by Jim Butcher. It's the fifth book in The Dresden Files, which I really like now. I need to read third, though. I really don't want to have to skip around, like I did with Anita Blake.

It was very good, although I would have liked to know more about Marcone and the shroud thing. Did it work, I wonder...

Right now I'm like FanBoy! about Anita Blake. I still can't wait for "Skin Trade"! OMG!

On friday I gave my English teacher (Happy Birthday, Miss!) one of my stories for her to criticize and red-mark to her hearts content. I hope it's good though. Because I want to become a writer, and the last thing I want to write is another "Tw[at]light". Because if I did, I would have to do the noble thing and end my own life.

Lol! jk. I wouldn't write another Twatlight!

There's this new song I really like. I found yesterday while freeloading songs. It's called "Starstruck" by Jeffree Star and Danger Radio. I really like it. For those that like techno-electronica (kinda) songs, check it out. I don't have a link, though.

Well that's it for today. I have to go do homework.....ugh. Shoot me now, please.

Techno and Lollipops! LMAO!

Random Quote of the Day: "How do you sound so neutral, utterly neutral, yet somehow you manage to say 'go to hell' with a smile and a neutral word." - Queen Andais (Merry Gentry)

Eh. Tired.

OMG.....so tired. I just want to go to sleep today and not wake up until Monday! Ugh.

School was like whatevers today, except that my best friend is mad at me because I couldn't go play packing mule for her yesterday. She wanted to go shopping for her dress for Jr. Ball, and I had Academic Decathlon. Then she tells me, go after. Meet me there!

....Heh. No. Too tired, and too much homework and shit to do. But I still love her. (I <3 you cupcake!) Lol!

I finished another story yesterday. A funny (at least IMHO) story, about hunting dragons and a were-lion. I also gave it to my teacher to criticize. Lol!

I'll blog again later. Lawl me, bitch! (Lol!)

I survived a mugging and I liked it! Lol!

So apparently, I'm mugging material.

Here's the story. I was walking home, on a main street, just listening to music on my phone. You know, Supermassive Black Hole (Muse) and If you seek Amy(Britney), and out of the corner of my eye I see this guy talking at me. I'm like.....WTF?

I ask him, huh? He looks at me and says, "Where you from?"

I'm all like...joy! Annoyance by a "gangsta" at last!

I look at him like the imbecile he is, and say..."nowhere."

He says, "Give me your iPod, motha fucka!"

Now, my iPod and my Phone are like my children! My babies! I would rip them (there were two guys) apart before they put their filthy hands on them! My iPod is basically the only memory I have left of my dad....so not gonna happen! And I put money in MY phone! If they want one so badly, they can buy one! Shit....

So I look at him, like Are you fucking serious?

So I laughed put on my other earphone, and kept walking. It was funny! :)

He followed me, and I just kept walking. Heh.

BTW: I'm thinking of joining Academic Decathalon. . . . Hmmmmm. . . . .

No Doubt tickets and black roses! Lol!

Random Quote of the Day:
"Sibilant and at last,
The circus crawled away,
With another lover in its arms,
Dancing on her grave!" - Cradle of Filth (Born in a Burial Gown)

Daily "BLAH!"

I have just realized that I have somewhat severe problems. Mental problems. Nothing like a disease or something, just that I got my thoughts completely messed up.

In the past month I have pretty much let my life go to shit. I have been neglecting school. So, before, I was doing pretty good. Not !OMG-Awesome! but not completely horrible, either. Now I find myself completely neglecting my french work and the class. I am not doing my Geometry assignments, and am just spacing out during U.S History. My computer class has also just turned into an hour I have to kill before going home.

The only classes I'm not doing horrible in are English and drawing. And even then, I'm on the edge.

Everyday when I wake up to go to school, I look at it like just 8 hours that pass by before "real life" continues. This is not a healthy attitude. I need to pick up my grades before the final report card (which is in April, btw) so I can get a good GPA. Right now I have a 2.4. I'm not even touching that with a ten-foot stick.

I sincerely need to focus, and stop looking at school as "non-time". I've found out that I have a D (a D!!) in Geometry, the class where I've been getting nothing but A's and B's on my weekly quizzes!

Well, just a quick post before homework. I have a lot to start and finish. Hopefully, now that i have no more huge projects, I'll be able to catch up on my grades.

But in the mean time... Any advice?

More On Me! (No! I'm not self-centered!!!)

I've been getting ideas today like crazy! I could hardly concentrate on school! LOL! If I ever do write a book, I'll know what its about. So that's good.

I was so annoyed today in the morning. You know those days where everything and everyone just annoys you? Yeah, it was one of those mornings for me. I needed Starbucks badly. Like very badly.

I'm still on "Fool Moon" by Jim Butcher, and its pretty good. I really like this series, its starting to become one of my favorites. I can't wait to finish it, so I can get started on the third one. I'm going to try to finish it today, actually.

I've realized that I hate people who annoy you with stupid (literally) comments in the morning. I absolutely detest people like that! This morning I got to practice on my "Glare of Death" (patent Pending) and at least I know it somewhat works at least on the underclassmen! Lol! Stupid questions and stupid insults abounded, and I was like 'WTF?' with the shit people came up with. My GLARE got alot of practice.

I got an A (an A!!!) on my Geometry quiz, which i am ever so proud of! I've been doing very good on that particular subject recently, and I am deliriously happy about it. Math has always been a sore spot with me. Seriously, I've failed almost every math class i've taken since like, 6th grade.

I'm too lazy and not worked up enough to rant abour anything....expect it randomly. It'll probably on stupid people and their stupid behavior, or Twilight. Maybe I'll go all out, and start critizing the school system. Lol! (^,.,^)

Bite Me. Not really, though, that tends to hurt.

Random Quote of the Day: "I laugh in the face of danger; and then I hide until it goes away." -Xander Harris (BtvS)