First Day Blues and Legal Blondes....

OMG....I am not watching this....I AM NOT watching this...

Lol!

I have just, by chance, stumbled upon "Legally Blonde" and Reese Whitherspoon's beautifully shaped...um... anyways...

I haven't seen this movies in years, since before my dad passed away. When I was younger it was one of my favorite movies! That and the sequel. Mainly it was because of my apparent like for blondes (it's all different now, though, lol) and also it was a nice story. Tells those people in the back that there's always hope.

I'm at the part where she gets sent to the party with a costume, even though it wasn't a costume party. It's totally fun! :D LOL I really still can't believe that I'm watching this! Hahaha! It's been a really long time...to the point where I forgot that I even liked it!

Commercial....

Random Tidbit: Okay, Michael Jackson's children weren't his children...now no one knows who gets all of his money, seeing as the test-tube babies' real parents aren't known. So who gets the money? TMZ's right, it is like a soap opera, although it is sad...

Okay, back to the blonde. So its at the part where she walks into the party with that awesome pink bunny costume! Ooh! Lover boy just dissed her! And she realizes he's an asshole...And now she's wow-ing her teachers....And she keeps wow-ing. LOL

Now they're getting the beauty salon worker's beloved dog. they confuse what I believe to be Sasquatch into giving them the dog. Now she wins her "first" case in class, with a weird case about sperm and reckless abandonment. Heh. Scented and pink resumes...

It's Christmas.....

Fuck it. I don't have the patience to review the whole damned movie. She gets the intern ship that randomly pops out..but diminishes nothing...LOL!!

Ugh. First day blues tomorrow....Don't wanna go to school!! Grrrrr!! I haven't read any books for anyone or anything! I'm gonna cram some reading in for "A Tale of Two Cities" so I can say that I at least read something.

I'm still picking what the hell I'm gonna wear for tomorrow. I'm thinking the short that shows the damned chest hair, but i don't know...i wanna wear that to go out, or on Friday. Haha! I'm considering the short-sleeved hoodie, with my black green-striped socks, and black jeans. So I can match shoes with my t-shirt....but maybe the dark-green dark checkered? Ugh. Opinion, please?

My damned ATM card hasn't gotten here yet...I need my money!! I'm still waiting on the next check, took the timesheet today..LOL!

"Happy people just don't shoot their husbands!" LOL! Oh Elle, you and your cracked out logic! Hahaha! Oh! The bend and snap....that was fun. They randomly start break dancing, and this gay guy pops out of no where and talks about the bend and snap...heh.

Ok, liposuction and butt busters. Why does that sound like porn?

"A spa? Isn't that kind of like you mothership?"

Okay. I really need to shave. I don't want to show up with a long-stubble on the first day of school...especially senior year. People say I should be excited, but I'm not! I just feel old. I also bought a small bottle of Axe spray-deodorant. I like the smell, but the bottle says it'll make me smell like rare leathers....is that a good thing?

I finally decided. I'm going with GQ and Esquire. And now the television has brainwashed me into watching "Glee".

Elle is now talking to her future love interest. Yes, I've seen the sequel, so I know what happens. Lol! And she hates brunettes? Emmett is trying to be a blonde, and now she helps this dorky guy get a date by pretending to have dated him. That's so nice of her. I can count the number of girls that I'd know who would do that on one hand, and still have fingers left over. Now she's making friends with the asshole's ex-girlfriend? Not sure anymore. I think they edited it too much. I don't remember anymore...

Oh! The Cabana boy is gay! I remember that part! Lol! Aww! Old people nervous about flirting! hahaha! Bend and snap! Slow-mo pencil dropping and a bad snap. Heh. She breaks his nose....

ROFL! The Cabana Boy's BF just stands up and calls him a bitch and walks out! Hahahaha! "You bitch!"

I'm having waaaaay too much fun watching this. LOL

I'm stopping the blog, seeing as I need to get ready, so Elle wins the court case with a weird fact about perms and the victim's daughter was the one that killed him.

Still don't know....:(

LAWL.

Ok, decided to finish it. She gets all sad because her law professor tried to feel her up. And Emmett's all like "Forget about him!" Then her other female professor gives her this dismissive comment about letting a pig ruin her life. So she cries and makes this face. Now the woman accused of murder (Brooke) is all like, "She did what?!" And Vivian is like "I made a huge mistake!"

Oh. Grand entrance. Brooke fires the other guy, and Elle shows up wearing pink and all glittery, and like, bitch you're getting in my way. Then people start showing up... And she starts questioning the witness...She starts repeating herself. LOL! The way she wins is so random. Hahahaha!

Elle got a confession, and every one's like "Oh My Gawd". She tells off the asshole and walks off into the light. Seriously? Who would turn her down? haha!

Graduation. Honors. She's Valedictorian. Done.

Whew, i need to shave...

Update and Twatlight review...

Today was a good day. Full of busy time to fill the void. Very little reminded me of Father's Day, really.

I spent some time at home after waking up, talking to Sarah. That lasted a few hours, while I ate breakfast, our bastardized version of french toast (there's no cinnamon on it :D) , and read a little. I proof-read my "Dragon Bite" story, adding some angst, more plot, less joke and more detail. That was fun.

I also proof-read and finished up (to the nearest chapter) of that story I was supposed to start writing for a month see how I did. I failed miserably, btw. But i have excuses!!

1. My computer was being violated.
2. My Internet sucked.
3. Word sucked for a while
4. Work.

So there! :P

Ok, those are somewhat lame excuses. But true, nonetheless! Grrrr...

I also wrote a rather nasty review for the summer reading program at the library, which I joined in hopes of winning various iTunes cards, which I want for music and movies. Lol!

I am copying the review down, so you can all tell me what you think, mkay?

Name of Book: Twilight
Name of Author: Stephanie Meyer
Give your personal opinion of why or why not you liked the book: No. Just.....No.
This "novel" is one of the worst I've EVER read. Calling Meyer's writing "purple prose" is an insult to the actual color. She portrays, nay, glamorizes, an abusive relationship with bland predictable characters. The main character, Bella, is an overwhelming "Mary Sue" with a few "Mary Sue" faults thrown in to make her seem real. As a long-time fan of vampires, this "novel" depresses me. As a potential novelist, Twilight just enforces my theory that publishers aren't even looking for talented writers anymore. Meyer's use of repetition is annoying and the plot is cliche and overused. Edward and Bella's "love"is shown as nothing more than infatuation and obsession, seeing as he's practically stalking her and watching her sleep. Meyer gives no reason as to why her vampires do anything, seeing as they're indestructible and for some unknown (i.e. asinine, idiotic) reason they sparkle. This should've never been published and Twilight makes it clear that Stephanie Meyer should take various writing courses, because she cannot write, best-seller or no best seller.
Would you recommend this book to your friend? Why or why not?: No, I would not recommend this to ANY of my friends. Someone has to care about their brain cells, seeing as Meyer does not.

Ok. There. Copied word-for-word. Lol!

Tell me what you think. Is it too mean? ...I don't want to get attacked by a whole bunch of eleven year old, rabid, Twatlighters. That would cause me to go crazy...Hahahaha!

Ok, that's it for today. Hands hurt from typing. Don't want carpel-tunnel. Lawl.

Review: Blue Bloods

The book was like whatevers.

I mean, it was ok. It wasn't completely horrible, but it wasn't OMG! either.

De La Cruz obviously showed signs of having done research, so for that I'm eternally grateful. The book was very "teen". It was like "Gossip Girl" with vampires. And, while that's perfectly fine, she did tend to drone on about who was wearing what, and who did this, and who had the best party. Arond the end it seemed like if she got tired of writing, and was just skipping to different places trying to end it.

The good thing, though, was that I didn't really see the death of her grandmother coming. So it was somewhat suspenseful. I was surprised. The Vampires= Fallen Angels, well that was a little weird. But hey at least she gave reasons and signs of research. The Croatan thing was pretty ingenius. She tied it in, with little mistake. She also gave reasons for the whole sunlight thing, and gave a sense of arrogance as to why.

All in all, it was good. It's not my new obssesion, but you guys should read it.

I have decided to give the rest of the books a chance, because you never know if the first one was just a warm-up. The rest might be good.