Violation. Murder. Hugs. Lawl.

Long time, no update. LOL

Yeah. I've been busy. Stuff happened, things moved and shit randomly blew up.

I am currently listening to The Strokes. Evening Sun, from their "First Impressions of Earth" album. Go listen to it, Chaos commands you. After, of course, you read his blog post.

But first I have this. Courtesy of my awesome cousin Sami and embellished by moi:

On Heroes: "Well, heroes are like superheroes. Superman, batman, The Flash, etc. Their awesome, as are most heroes. Hercules and such. But then there are Guitar Heroes, who don't help anyone in any sort of hero-like manner. Guitar heroes serve no purpose in the hero scale. Superman WILL CRUSH YOU."

On Twilight: It sucks. Stephanie Meyer cannot write. Deal with it.

On hair: "Ha. You have hip-hop hair." "Ahh! No I don't!"

On clothing: "I hate how my mother dressed me when I was a child." "Yeah, me too." "Ew. Nothing but Disney characters." "Hey! At least you got Disney. All I had was hand-made stuff and wanna-be Disney ghetto-crap."


Anymoo, I come bearing news.

First, I haven't read anything for my personal enjoyment in so long! T.T Depression is getting to me! All it's been is homework, school, decathlon, shower, sleep. Not necessarily in that order. I also have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. The coach buys bagels. :D

Second, I like cupcakes. And sprinkles. And listening to Jeffree Star is making me hungry, although I sincerely hope it is not in the way he/she intended.

Third, teacher-drama is fun!! :D Who knew the adults of my high school had so much shit in their lives! LOL! I'm all up on the chisme (Spanish for gossip) and I'm like: "Lawl." It so much fun. Apparently we have a psycho at our school, who might possibly do drugs. And it's a teacher!! LMAO!

Fourth, my iPod is raping me. I like it.

Fifth, My friend is leaving and going to continuation school. This makes me sad face. :(

Sixth, I have adopted my dearest friend as my little sister. Ergo, I reserve date-threatening and boyfriend-shovel-beating rights, unless she goes completely lesbian. In which I am then okay with. :D Hahahaha!

I'm stopping the numeration system. It's gotten annoying.

So yeah. So far, I'm playing the part of Death in a class production of Everyman, I am still trying out for academic decathlon, am still trying to work-out, am trying to raise up fails in places in which I don't want them, am looking for a cheap copy of Disco Bloodbath (Party Monster), trying to keep up my social life, and I'm doing all of this whilst being completely awesome.

Trust me, it's a hard job...But some one's gotta do it. And who's better qualified than me? :P

I also feel unloved, seeing as I haven't properly hig molested anyone in awhile. I also mis my hugness who hasn't called me in a good while. Wahhhh!! I miss her!! T.T

I'm also listening to The Cure.

I am currently trying to write a new story, starring my life, only told in a completely fucked up tone. Why? Because it's fun. It was inspired heavily by Grendel, large amounts of sugar consumption, and awesome techno purchased from iTunes. So it's bound to random and hilarious. Yay.

Ugh. Apparently I'm whitewashed. LOL. This means that I'm latino, but I act like I'm white, if my understanding of the term is correct. Which is totally true, seeing as I rarely speak Spanish, which is my native tongue, to the point when people are surprised of the fact that I can speak it. People have literally told me "I've never heard you speak Spanish before."

This is fun.

Am listening to Led Zeppelin. I've never really heard them before, and I like what I've heard so far. I also am checking out Smashing Pumpkins.

Tired of typing. Lawl. Me. Moo. Later.

Fake boobs jiggle funny. :P

"Je veux te voir dans un film pornographique." -Yelle (I "LOL" at you.)