Real Vampires Don't Sparkle....Bitch.

This is a really harsh post I wrote when I was angry. I just posted it today. Seriously, if you're easily offended by insults to "Twilight" and the woman who wrote it, don't read it! I would much rather you not comment than get pissed. I hate losing potential people. I'm stil posting it, because its how I feel, but please don't read if you're like a huge Twilight fan.







I don't understand Twilight. Really.

Why would Stephanie Meyer unleash such a horror on the world? I mean, it's horribly written, anti-feminist, and glamorizes an abusive relationship.

The abusive relationship thing. You know what really scares me about this? That the book was aimed toward girls ages 11-15. Yea, this anti-feminist piece of crap was aimed toward little girls. This book, whether intended or not, depicts an abusive relationship. I mean, Edward is watching Bella while she's sleeping, breaks her car so she can't see her best friend, had her kidnapped and baby-sat against her will. All under the guise of "Edward's just protective...".

I heard someone actually say this on Friday. It scares me. Do you really want little girls reading this? I'm just waiting for the fifth book in which Bella find a way to explain her bruises. "Edward's just protective..."

People compare this piece of shit to Harry Potter. What. The. Fuck?

Why?

I mean I was there when Harry Potter mania started. I was already a fan of the series, but still. Harry Potter was a good book. Not literary crap.

I just read this:

Each book in the series was inspired by and loosely based on a different literary classic: Twilight on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice; New Moon on Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet; Eclipse on Emily Brontë's Wuthering Heights; and Breaking Dawn on a second Shakespeare play, A Midsummer Night's Dream.

-"borrowed" from wikipedia

The bitch just insulted me! I sincerely feel insulted!

How dare they compare "New Moon" to "Romeo and Juliet"! It's bullshit! "A Midsummer Night's Dream", too! WTF?

....

Okay. I'm calm.

Her vampires are glittery crap. I mean, I wouldn't be so opposed to them IF she had done research. She did absolutely no research. I mean who does that?! She hasn't read Dracula, or anyone else's depictions of vampires! Even if she didn't want to read (it might hurt her head!) there's this new thing, they call it the Internet. You go to this site called "Google" you type what you need info on, and presto! You have it. USE IT!

I detest Twilight fans (to which I lovingly refer to as "Twatlighters"). They say they love vampires, but Twilight vampires aren't vampires! Vampires have to:

1. Not sparkle.
2. Have a natural aversion to crosses. It's a must.
3. Have fangs.
4. NOT SPARKLE!!!!
5. Weaknesses, since Steph's vamps could obviously take over the world.
6. ...did I mention CAN'T SPARKLE!!!!

They are "wampires". They're nothing, and a complete and utter brain-fart.

This is it. I'm done trashing Twilight for today. So, all of you "future Mrs. Cullens"....have fun with your abusive husband, mkay?

Thank You, Steph, for unleashing this horrible plague upon the world.

Vampires.........the real ones. P.S - college paperwork sucks.

OMG........

The people at my school are stupid. There is no other explanation. I mean I go on field trips that they let me go on, yet they mark me absent! I hate it! I keep getting calls about clearing my damn non-existent absences! Grrrrrr.........

I still haven't finished my drawings, but I need today because I have to scan them tomorrow. Ugh.

I've been filling out applications and piles of paperwork to be able to apply for the AP exam, not to mention the SAT. I sincerely feel like I'm going to die suffocated under paperwork! I also have to pay all of these fees......it's all just a pain in the ass. I fucking hate it!! I can only imagine how bad it's going to be next year when I'm applying for colleges!

I was registering for the SAT, today....I was so lost!! I felt retarded! I don't know shit about paperwork, and colleges, and financial aid! Arrggghhhh!! I was looking for my potential majors for the stupid application online and it took me forever to find them! I'm just lucky that I didn't have a test today in the class that I missed today....

On a separate note, I decided to save money to buy myself an iPod. One of those 120 gig ones, mainly because I have a whole bunch of video files on my computer that I don't want to lose. I just need to convert them, put them on my non-existent iPod, and there we go! Or I go. Eh.

I also decided to take a SAT prep class. This one is actually free for us underprivileged kids. Never thought that would actually help! Lol! I just need a 20-something dollar deposit! Yeah, not so free.

I finished "Fool Moon". I very proud to have been able to finish it. That book had been like my Everest! What without all of the non-existent free time I've had.......ugh. I can't wait for vacation! I need one, badly.

So yeah, "Fool Moon". It was pretty good. I liked it, but not as mush as the other. Maybe its because I wasn't really feeling it.....I wasn't able to read more than a few chapters at a time. I decided to completely bypass "Grave Peril" and went straight to "Summer Knight", in which professional wizard, Harry Dresden, faces various unruly Fey. Its very good, the I-can't-put-down kind of good. At least for now.

OMG! I can't wait until June! The 17th Anita Blake novel is set to come out! I'm like all giddy! At least kinda...I try, but not really feeling the giddiness. I also read the first chapter for "Dead and Gone" which is the 9th Sookie Stackhouse novel! I'm anticipating it with held breath. Lol!

So I heard that Stephen King has been attacking Stephanie Meyer's writing......well seeing as I hate Twilight......i would say Whoo! But then i feel sad.....I'm very bi-polar about this issue. I mean I detest Twilight, with what people burning it. I mean my cousin told me that this one girl told him that (and I quote) "You're not a real vampire fan if you haven't read Twilight..."

Yeah. Well girl, whoever you are, If you are reading this....

FUCK YOU! Seriously, shove your shit back up your ass, cuz i don't wanna hear it!

You are not a real vampire fan if you haven't read "Dracula"! Twilight vampires and real vampires!! They're "wampires"; they don't even deserve the "V"!! I mean, seriously? Eating people is like the whole premise of vampires! (except for Angel {B:tVS}, but I don't want to open that particular can of worms, or else I'll never stop ranting!) If the only vampire novel you've read is "Twilight", then you can't call yourself a vampire fan! Go read Anita Blake, Sookie Stackhouse, Hellsing, The Dresden Files, Vampire Knight! Go watch Buffy : the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Supernatural (although not really, same goes for The Dresden Files, heh)! But if you even dare call yourself a Vampire Fan, please don't let your only credit to that be "Twilight"!

There. Bite me. If you are a "Twilight" fan, well stop crying, or whatever shit you're doing now, and don't you dare reply! Go whore out your fucking logo!

Random Quote of the Day: "Real crying is like real sex. If you do it right, it isn't pretty." -Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter (Burnt Offerings- a real vampire novel)