The Awesome Times of Jaded!Stargazer! 'Cause all love me....

I will begin with this: YOU ALL SUCK!! I never post anymore, and when I do you don't comment! I feel offended!! Grrrrr....

Anyways, that's over.

There are various things new with me. First of all, I finally got mp3 files of Velvet Revolver's Contraband album! Yay! *Does little entertaining dance* I am currently listening to "Do It For The Kids" although my personal favorite is "Big Machine". I also have purchased various music files from iTunes, including Crookers, Electric Valentine, and Fake Blood. I've also bought that damnable french pop song "Je Veux Te Voir". Very dirty and annoyingly catchy. Ugh. I will randomly start singing my bastardized version of the lyrics sometimes. It sucks. =.=

I have lagged on my posts, which I'm sure you've all missed. If you didn't, don't tell me. Leave me with the fantasy. I have low-self esteem, and if you tell me, I'll start crying uncontrollably and rocking back and forth in the corner of my room. Which I'm pretty sure none of you want. At least I hope you guys don't want.

So far, Decathlon has been going great. We have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. It's actually better than school, so I'd rather be there than class. But alas, I have to go to class. It sucks that I have to go to school at all. But practice has been going good. Today, I passed a practice exam. Yay. I've also been mentally violated with higher level math. Shoot me. But the pizza that the coach bought us for lunch made it all okay. It was like a sign that everything was going to be okay...

I like pizza.

I also scored a 45 out of 50 on an art quiz. That was good...I guess. Meh. People did better than me, but then again I have to study more. Just goes to show, texting and studying isn't productive. So next time, I will put the booklet down and text. Not do both at once. LOL!

I've also been lagging it in math. I need to study more and do more homework. But it sucks having my Algebra sequel at 7:20 in the morning! Arrrrgggggg!! Shoot me!

OMG....Lovegame just came on my iPod. "I still want you disco stick!" "No! NO! PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME!!!" (Courtesy of Shane Dawson)

I also need to turn in more essays. Yayness. I like essays, though. I don't know why, though. Hmmmm...

OMG! New reasons to hate Twilight!!
1. Apparently, ever since Twilight, vampirism is the fad for '09! OMG ISN'T IT AWESOME!
.......first twatlighter to tell me this will get beat down. I'm not even fucking kidding.

2. Stephanie Meyer's purple prose and "creative license" offends me to the very core of my being.

3. I like vampires. Ergo, I should not like Twilight.

4. For some reasons, the little Twatlighters believe that the whole vampire/fantasy scene stuff started with Twilight. I don't know why, seeing as I can name alot of different vampire-related pop culture references that existed waaaayyyyyy before Twilight. Here I go:

• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Forever Knight
• Angel
• Vampire Diaries (the books, which I'm meaning to read. heh)
• Blood/Smoke series
• ANITA BLAKE!!
• Dracula (Meyer has not read this. It's required reading for anyone making money off a "vampire" novel, such as Twlight
• Carmilla (Victorian vampire short story, involving "lesbianism" according to wikipedia)
• The Hollows series
• The Dresden Files (These two kinda count, but not really.)
• Dark Shadows (Gothic Soap Opera from the seventies)
• The Vampire Chronicles (Anne Rice, you fucking Twatlighters!!)
• Once Bitten (Jim Carrey)
• Blade
• The Hunger (Movie from the early eighties which I've been meaning to watch)

There. There's more that I can't remember. On with the list...

5. Stephanie Meyer, was, for some unknown and stupid reason, compared to the likes of Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton and she says she's nothing like them, that she isn't a "vampire" author. Which she isn't of course, and while she at least recognizes that, she's retarded. YOU FUCKING BITCH!! IT'S A FUCKING HONOR TO BE COMPARED TO ANNE RICE!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE, YOU STUPID, STUPID, BITCH!! AND YOU FUCKING REFUSE IT!! YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN THEM, AND YES BITCH, PEOPLE CONSIDER YOU A "VAMPIRE" AUTHOR BECAUSE YOU WROTE THE EPIC FAIL OF THE CENTURY!!! WHICH UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, INCLUDED YOUR FUCKED UP IDEA OF "VAMPIRES"!!!!! YOU ARE STUPID AND I WON'T EVEN CALL YOU A WRITER!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE!!!!!

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I'm done. Whew. That took alot. I got all worked up. LOL! Too bad Meyer will probably never read that. Haha!

Well, anymoo, There's been more. I'm planning to go to Powderpuff, which is this event where the girls play football and the boys cross-dress and cheer. It's fun. The seniors against the juniors, and we're gonna win. Haha! I need to go buy my ticket, and I also have a t-shirt with the "seniors" logo on it. It's purple. :D For some reason, I've developed a like for purple. Heh.

Well, boys and girls, I must leave. It's midnight and I have to go to my grandpa's tomorrow. LOL! So I'll leave on this note:

Violation. Hugs. Murder. Lawl.

Hahahaha! I want chocolate...

Comment me!!! Comment me!!!

This is probably going to be a short post.

I'm still sick, ugh. I hate being sick. Today my mom was supposed to pick me up early from school, but because of a scheduling mix-up, I ended up staying for the whole day + decathlon. It was all cool, though. I found out that there's like way less people in there now, so I might actually have a chance to compete! :D

I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow, so I have to leave a few hours before school ends. Too bad I just can't skip the whole damn day. LOL I hate Algebra 2....

I saw the funniest youtube video today. Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs. Edward Cullen. Guess who won? You've got three guesses and the first two don't count...



....yes! Of course it was Buffy! :D

The funny thing is that my painting (formerly drawing) teacher told us about the video, and I went on a anti-twilight rant! There was this girl sitting behind me, and can't remember what part of the conversation allowed me to say this, but I said,

"Buffy ( i laid a hand flat on the air near my ear) is here. Twilight (I laid my other hand on the air the same way, near my ankles) is here."

And she's like, "no! Not even!"

So I turned around really quickly and said "Yes it is! Don't even argue about it with me!" waved a finger while saying this and turned back around. LOL! That was so rude!! Then later, she was looking as me weird, and I just paid minimal attention and walked to my locker. Hahahaha!

Ugh. I have to go. I need more sleep. Lawl.

Uncomplete Dissection

Okay. Today I'm dealing with a very semi-important issue. Many of you have read my never-ending blogs about it, and my bitch-fits and damning. This is about Twilight.

I hate it. I detest it. Although it's not really for the reasons you all think. These reasons, while valid, just help my hate, not cause it.

Let me start with this:

I love fantasy. The myths, the stories, the fiction. With this, I also love fantasy, the supernatural. I love fiction. It's a very important part of my life. I cannot imagine my life without being able to read some of my favorite fantasy books out there. I just can't. If I couldn't, I would be missing a vital part of my life. I know this sounds a little weird to you guys, but think of how weird it is to me. :P

I was the little kid (age 10-11) who would wake up at 3:30 Am on a Saturday to watch early re-runs of Buffy: the Vampire Slayer. I was the little kid who was obsessed with Harry Potter and his adventures, in love with the world that Rowling provided for me. I was the little fifth grader who would stay up late past his bedtime (at least back then lol) to watch new/old episodes of Charmed.

I would safely say I was a hardcore fan of almost anything involving witches, vampires, werewolves, and magic.

Hell, I even like Angel.

I went through somewhat of a dry-spell during middle school, caring more about popularity and creating my own little "gangsta/rapper" world. Safe to say, it didn't pan out. However, while I was doing this, my imagination wouldn't leave me alone, attacking me with stories about witches, magic and the supernatural. I would make stories, but for whatever reason, could never write them down.

This continued up until a few years ago, around the end of my freshman year. My father died.

This caused me to take the fantasy-love up again. I began reading Buffy fanfiction, since they had stopped airing re-runs. I watched as many re-runs as I could of Charmed, reliving my old days. I started re-reading my old copies of the Harry Potter books (1-5), getting lost in that magical world again. I discovered manga. Bleach and Naruto more than anything. Hellsing.

I started reading Laurell K. Hamilton's work at the age of 14.

The really dark ones, too. I remember the first book I read was "Bloody Bones." The second was "The Lunatic Cafe" and I then skipped to "Danse Macabre" which led me to "Incubus Dreams." These books made my life for a good while. Reading about vampires and magic and such- it made me happy in a way I can't fully comprehend.

This made me look farther into history and mythology. Wikipedia and its macabre storage of ancient facts and beliefs became my normal haunting ground. Ancient gods and goddesses became my regular playmates. I became so immersed in other people's work, and into my own imagination.

And I loved every single second of it.

I could say this caused me to not develop adequate social skills, which is why I say I'm too immature. I say this when people ask me why I don't have a girlfriend. I would rather just have a lot a friends. It's how I am. If I truly wanted someone I would go find her. I would go get one. But i don't. I just...like being nice. Hanging out, chillin' with my friends. Lol.

Anyway, back to the main point.

We've established that i was hardcore into fantasy. I still am. More so than before. I would look up the vampire myths and supernatural and occult things. This eventually caused me to pursue writing as a career, because I wanted to put my stories into paper. Have other people read it, see those stories. The adventures. I was also a sticker for research. I would look things up, and if they were completely out of the realm of possibility, I would search for a way to make them fit. I would put my vampire characters as actually vampires. The cross thing, the garlic thing, the sunlight thing, the stake-through-the-heart thing. I loved doing that. :D

This is why Twilight offends me so much. The writing is bad, truthfully, and so is the plot, but mainly, it's the mythology.

Why the fuck would Mayer create these creatures and classify them as 'vampires'? They aren't. At all!! Who gave her the right to whore out the vampire fanatic culture, to whore out the supernatural like that? I loved the fact that it made me different, that inside, I wasn't like anyone else, no matter how much I denied it when I was younger. I was different.

Now I have all of these little "Twatlighters" whoring out what was once mine, mine and that of a few other people. You know, I can't say I like reading or watching about vampires without someone assuming I've read the Twilight series? It irks me to no end. I hate the fact that Stephanie Meyer whored out something so....me.....to a whole bunch of teenagers. What gave her that right? I was the little kid who would watch re-runs of Buffy at the break of dawn, who had his nose stuck in a Harry Potter novel or an Anita Blake novel, respectively.

I know many of you will be like...WTF? to this post, but i had to say exactly why I hate Twilight so much, behind the fact that Meyer cannot write. This Twilight thing, whenever someone assumes I like vampires because I read it, it hurts something inside me. That little boy who would bitch out anyone who would dare say anything about what he liked. I'm not him anymore. And this thing just angered something inside me. It just turned a whole generation of teens into little posers, who want to be like me, how I was. Trust me, I've heard people who profess to love vampires, and the only piece of vampire literature is Twilight.

I hate it.

Ugh. I just had to get this off my chest. Hope you guys won't get too freaked out. Lol! However, if you do, I understand. ^_^

Update and Twatlight review...

Today was a good day. Full of busy time to fill the void. Very little reminded me of Father's Day, really.

I spent some time at home after waking up, talking to Sarah. That lasted a few hours, while I ate breakfast, our bastardized version of french toast (there's no cinnamon on it :D) , and read a little. I proof-read my "Dragon Bite" story, adding some angst, more plot, less joke and more detail. That was fun.

I also proof-read and finished up (to the nearest chapter) of that story I was supposed to start writing for a month see how I did. I failed miserably, btw. But i have excuses!!

1. My computer was being violated.
2. My Internet sucked.
3. Word sucked for a while
4. Work.

So there! :P

Ok, those are somewhat lame excuses. But true, nonetheless! Grrrr...

I also wrote a rather nasty review for the summer reading program at the library, which I joined in hopes of winning various iTunes cards, which I want for music and movies. Lol!

I am copying the review down, so you can all tell me what you think, mkay?

Name of Book: Twilight
Name of Author: Stephanie Meyer
Give your personal opinion of why or why not you liked the book: No. Just.....No.
This "novel" is one of the worst I've EVER read. Calling Meyer's writing "purple prose" is an insult to the actual color. She portrays, nay, glamorizes, an abusive relationship with bland predictable characters. The main character, Bella, is an overwhelming "Mary Sue" with a few "Mary Sue" faults thrown in to make her seem real. As a long-time fan of vampires, this "novel" depresses me. As a potential novelist, Twilight just enforces my theory that publishers aren't even looking for talented writers anymore. Meyer's use of repetition is annoying and the plot is cliche and overused. Edward and Bella's "love"is shown as nothing more than infatuation and obsession, seeing as he's practically stalking her and watching her sleep. Meyer gives no reason as to why her vampires do anything, seeing as they're indestructible and for some unknown (i.e. asinine, idiotic) reason they sparkle. This should've never been published and Twilight makes it clear that Stephanie Meyer should take various writing courses, because she cannot write, best-seller or no best seller.
Would you recommend this book to your friend? Why or why not?: No, I would not recommend this to ANY of my friends. Someone has to care about their brain cells, seeing as Meyer does not.

Ok. There. Copied word-for-word. Lol!

Tell me what you think. Is it too mean? ...I don't want to get attacked by a whole bunch of eleven year old, rabid, Twatlighters. That would cause me to go crazy...Hahahaha!

Ok, that's it for today. Hands hurt from typing. Don't want carpel-tunnel. Lawl.

Don't Get It Twisted, Don't Get Clever, This is the Most Craziest Shit EVER!

I'm currently listening to "Love Song" by The Cure. It's really good, I liked since the first time I heard. I'm thinking that I'll probably look up their songs later. Haven't really head them. . .

"However far away, I will always love you."

I like that part. Lol! It makes me sound mushy.

Anyways, I did absolutely nothing today, which completely defeated my plan of going to see my grandpa and going to the gym. I was unable to go with my grandpa because he wasn't there. =.= I called twice and let it ring various times (almost up to two minutes) and he didn't answer. I found out later that he had gone to go buy those converter boxes for his TVs. I can't believe the government is making people buy them. Ugh. That would suck. Seeing that I have a plasma, it's all cool. Cheers to my mom, who bought it in the first place! Whoo!

The guys I was supposed to go with to the gym never got back to me, so I don't know what-the-fuck was supposed to happen. Ugh.

I'm now listening to "Golddigger" by Kanye West. I liked this song, one of the first few hip-hop/rap songs I ever heard. Lol! Now it's "Girl Fight" by Brooke Valentine. This is the song that inspired the girl's locker room fantasy I had in Middle School. Hahaha!

I can't believe I have all of these songs in my iPod. It's like so retro into a few years ago. back before I was into any of the music I'm into now. Lawl.

I keep being Twitter whore. It's all cool. I like it, although today I had the no-life problem and Twittered up the ass. I also tried Facebook, and that was a bust. Sarah knows, she was there. Lol! I dislike it. I need something new, maybe I'll make a new MySpace. But I don't wanna be MySpacer whore!! Lol! Like i was in my early teens...hahahahaha!

"My pretty woman, when you gonna give me some time Sharona?"

I haven't heard The Ramones in a good while....Lol!

OMG, I totally found this cover for my phone today, it's black!! I was like...I must have it! I would have straight up shop-lifted if it wasn't a 100% chance I would've gotten caught. Lol! But don't fret, gonna get it around the end of the month. I will buy it.

I saw some of the funniest videos today, ever. This channel on YouTube, ShaneDawsonTV. He's fucking hilarious. I haven't seen all of them, though. Here's his most current one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLU1NGPWxUw

Check it out. It's really funny and kinda sad at the end.

OMFG. Now I'm listening to Aqua. "Candyman" or "Lollipop" it's also known as. One-man rave!! ROFL!

Thankfully, I have hot water today, so it's all cool. If I had to take another cold shower, which I do not like, I would've bitched so loud, people would've called the cops on my ass. In the none kinky way. Lol.

I still hate Stephanie Meyer, and she still can't write. She still probably has problems with abusive relationships, seeing as she likes them, and would trade her husband for a pedophiliac, sparkling vampire the first chance she got.

"Don't get it twisted, don't get clever. This is the most craziest shit ever."
- Brownie points to whom ever can guess this song. :D It's the first line.

Lol.

That's it today. I'm gonna try to comment on all of your blogs later on, mkay?

Lawl me. Bitch.

Songs:
"Love Song" - The Cure
"Golddigger" - Kanye West
"My Sharona" - The Ramones
"Candyman" - Aqua
Guess the last one!

BTW: Spent my day watching episodes of Drawn Together and Scrubs on my computer. It was fun. :D

Real Vampires Don't Sparkle....Bitch.

This is a really harsh post I wrote when I was angry. I just posted it today. Seriously, if you're easily offended by insults to "Twilight" and the woman who wrote it, don't read it! I would much rather you not comment than get pissed. I hate losing potential people. I'm stil posting it, because its how I feel, but please don't read if you're like a huge Twilight fan.







I don't understand Twilight. Really.

Why would Stephanie Meyer unleash such a horror on the world? I mean, it's horribly written, anti-feminist, and glamorizes an abusive relationship.

The abusive relationship thing. You know what really scares me about this? That the book was aimed toward girls ages 11-15. Yea, this anti-feminist piece of crap was aimed toward little girls. This book, whether intended or not, depicts an abusive relationship. I mean, Edward is watching Bella while she's sleeping, breaks her car so she can't see her best friend, had her kidnapped and baby-sat against her will. All under the guise of "Edward's just protective...".

I heard someone actually say this on Friday. It scares me. Do you really want little girls reading this? I'm just waiting for the fifth book in which Bella find a way to explain her bruises. "Edward's just protective..."

People compare this piece of shit to Harry Potter. What. The. Fuck?

Why?

I mean I was there when Harry Potter mania started. I was already a fan of the series, but still. Harry Potter was a good book. Not literary crap.

I just read this:

Each book in the series was inspired by and loosely based on a different literary classic: Twilight on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice; New Moon on Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet; Eclipse on Emily Brontë's Wuthering Heights; and Breaking Dawn on a second Shakespeare play, A Midsummer Night's Dream.

-"borrowed" from wikipedia

The bitch just insulted me! I sincerely feel insulted!

How dare they compare "New Moon" to "Romeo and Juliet"! It's bullshit! "A Midsummer Night's Dream", too! WTF?

....

Okay. I'm calm.

Her vampires are glittery crap. I mean, I wouldn't be so opposed to them IF she had done research. She did absolutely no research. I mean who does that?! She hasn't read Dracula, or anyone else's depictions of vampires! Even if she didn't want to read (it might hurt her head!) there's this new thing, they call it the Internet. You go to this site called "Google" you type what you need info on, and presto! You have it. USE IT!

I detest Twilight fans (to which I lovingly refer to as "Twatlighters"). They say they love vampires, but Twilight vampires aren't vampires! Vampires have to:

1. Not sparkle.
2. Have a natural aversion to crosses. It's a must.
3. Have fangs.
4. NOT SPARKLE!!!!
5. Weaknesses, since Steph's vamps could obviously take over the world.
6. ...did I mention CAN'T SPARKLE!!!!

They are "wampires". They're nothing, and a complete and utter brain-fart.

This is it. I'm done trashing Twilight for today. So, all of you "future Mrs. Cullens"....have fun with your abusive husband, mkay?

Thank You, Steph, for unleashing this horrible plague upon the world.

Twatlight: The Epic!

Okay, first of all, Twilight sucks. Twilight sucks a lot. And I HATE the fucking Twatlighters!

Not to say that all Twilight fans are Twatlighters. Those that liked it before people began all this “OMG!TWILIGHT!” shit, are perfectly fine. You’re the original Twilight fans. You just have bad taste, is all. 'Cause Twilight is crap.

What are Twatlighters, you ask?

Well let me enlighten you.

Twatlighters: (tuh∙waht∙lie∙turrs) People (occasionally) who have a weird fan girl/boy affair with that piece of literary crap known as Twilight. Recognizable by the “Twilight” paraphernalia they shamelessly whore out, and their “I kissed a vampire, and I liked it” T-shirts. They whorishly proclaim to “<3 vampires!” and are noticeable by their soulless appearance. Have severe reactions to real literature and build “Twilight Book Clubs” in whatever poor community they chose to nest in.

So this was inspired by the fact that there is a Twatlighter breeding ground on my high school campus. May the vampire gods have mercy on us all. ;)

This is what I personally call them. It probably means something else on the 'net, but I like it too much.

Nevertheless, I hate it. It’s horrible. The books, the characters, and especially the author! OMG! Is it too much to ask that horrible books don’t become all famous! Seriously!? What the fuck is wrong with people!

The plot is like….Bleh! That’s all there is to say. It sucks. It’s like she’s randomly collecting plot ideas and smashing them all into one, trying to connect them.

The writing. It looks like she was writing a sentence and then re-writing it again to sound smart! It’s like what I used to do in 8th grade to make my essays longer!

This brings me to the second half of my Anti-Twatlighter bitch fit. (‘Cause lets face it. That’s what it is.)

The Reasons Why Twilight is Horrible Literature (if it can even be called that):

1. Bella: Whiny little bitch. That’s all there is to say. She falls in love with an abusive, old-fashioned, “wampire”. The guy is practically stalking her, and she falls in love with him. WTF!?

Btw: She has severe Daddy Issues.

2. Edward: Stupid “wampire”. Die! Die! Die!

Well that’s over. But yeah, he’s an incubus? This is a question as I stopped reading the series before I decided to commit suicide. But still, an incubus? This is why he got Bitcha pregnant? How the fuck does that work!? He’s a virgin! (Totally unbelievable by the way! 108 years old and a virgin? No way.) Incubi and Succubi are sexual creatures! It’s a mythological “fact”! Beside the Incubus thing is like a rip-off from Anita Blake (Belle Morte and Jean-Claude) and the Dresden Files (the White Court Vampires)! Totally unoriginal! And besides, it’s not even done right!

He’s also an abusive asshole with control issues.

Edward also reminds me of Richard from AB: VH, only I like Richard more, and that says something since I detest Richard! He’s also very Angel-like (Buffy: the Vampire Slayer). I mean, he is somewhat of a pedophile. She’s 18, and he’s what? Over a century old! Its very ewwww…..

Although, I’ll admit, it is somewhat hypocritical of me. But I have to add, to try to save my own ass, Bella was still a teenager!

He’s a pederast. Face it.

3. Originality: As I mentioned before, not very original. I mean the incubus thing is passable if she hadn’t done such a crappy job of adding it. Better people have done it. The premise is practically the same as “Vampire Kisses”! Which, btw, is a series I personally didn’t like, but it was pretty good.

The whole “abnormally beautiful vampires” has been done, too. What is up with that “shimmering like a million diamonds” shit!? If they’re the “perfect predators” wouldn’t sparkling in the sunlight kind of give them away? Very sloppy, didn’t connect any of the “wampires” traits to the main idea.

I can totally see Edward causing a major car pile-up because of his damn pedophilic sparkling.

4: Jacob: The only somewhat likable character goes bi-polar and his personality does like a complete 360.

He forces a kiss on Bella, in which she magically finds out she is love with him, too! OMFG! I mean she knew she was in love with that Jean-Claude-wannabe after REALLY talking to him for a handful of times, and she couldn’t tell a simple case of puppy love towards her best friend until he had to force a kiss on her?! What kind of cracked out logic is Meyer using?!

That’s not all, either! In “Breaking Dawn” he becomes a pedophile by “imprinting” on the “miracle child” who ages at an advanced level, but yet is mentally like a toddler!! WTF?! Baby-rapist! Also, back to the originality thing, fast aged vampire baby? Three words for you….Connor from Angel! Worse, he does it right after she’s born! That’s like mega-pedophile.

5. Meyer: She’s smoking crack. I detest her.

She did absolutely no research on vampires before writing that pieces of literary crap. I mean, COME ON! It’s one thing to be original, and fictionalize what you write, but don’t just randomly make things up!

Her whole series was like a four-“book” wet dream!

And her interviews make her sound retarded. No offense to mentally retarded people, didn’t mean to associate her with you.

She hasn’t read “Dracula”. There’s a reason why I’m looking for a cheap copy of it. To own. Because I want to write vampire novels.

If you plan to write about vampires…you NEED to read “Dracula”. No “ands”, “ifs, or “buts”.

A very good post on Stephanie Meyer. Courtesy of Enjoy_Every_Sandwich:
http://frogbitesays.blogspot.com/2009/03/cracked-out-things-stephenie-meyer-has.html

6. OMG!TWILIGHT!SQUEEEEEE!

No. Just no.

This is a really personal reason, but I’m putting it in here anyways.

I tell someone that I like vampires, and what do they say?

“Have you read Twilight?”

No Comment. Because if I start now, I’ll never stop.


7. Anti-feminism

I maybe male, but I am a feminist. I grew up with very strong female personalities (my mother and her sisters) and I like that in a woman. That they’re independent, and smart. To me, having females all subservient takes out the fun of humans being divided into sexes. It’s also the reason I have so many “take-charge” female friends, and get along with them, immensely.

Twatlight literally set back feminism a few hundred years.

The morale of the stories (the one I got anyways): It’s okay if he loves you.

I mean, Edward puts Bella through so much shit, and she just stays there and takes it. Like a good girl. (I roll my eyes and say this sarcastically.)

He leaves her, which in the first place says “I don’t love you”, and then tries to kill himself to be with her. Or to get away from the pain he’s feeling. Either way he’s a coward.

He comes back, and breaks her car so that she can’t see her best friend. Breaks her car. If you find this romantic you must be on some serious medication.

He bribes his sister to keep an eye on her. That alone is just weird.

Bella lives to serve Edward. Or whatever other random man around. Maybe not just men, she’s just randomly submissive. It could be either.

But it still sucks.


There. All of my reasons for hating Twilight.

Anyone want to contradict me? Looking forward to it.

Lol!

Again, by this I don't mean to offend people, but its true. You don't like it? Well, tough.

Sorry. :)

BTW: This is just an Anti-Twatlight bitch-fit. I actually plan on writing an essay on why its so bad! I just don't have the time.

Let Me Show How It Works...

Lol!

Today's been a regular day. I woke up late (The way it's meant to be!) and then turned on my computer and surfed the net a little.

Then I fixed "faerie" my story so far. It's pretty good, so far. I've been working alot on making my fey actually work. I don't want them to look like a pale imitation of other works. BTW: It went crazy. I had planned only like three or four pages, and I have 7. That's alot for someone like me. I never write that much. But I better get used to it, since I want this as a career. :P AND! I'm still not done.

I've also been doing research for my Anti-Twatlight essay/post-like thing. ^_^ But I've hit a rough patch. I tried to read part of "Twatlight", but I gave it up for "A Caress of Twilight" which is the second Merry Gentry novel.

Right now I'm raving(?) to "Heart Surgery isn't That Bad" by Jeffree Star. It's a very good sex-techno song. I mean I can't make any sense of the lyrics, but its good. LOL!

Quick question to anyone: Since I have no idea how the writing business is (I know, its sad) how do I get my short stories out there? Magazines? Huh?

Help!

Random Quote of the Day: "You like it fast, I like it hard!" -Jeffree Star (Heart Surgery isn't that Bad) This song is going to be in my head for the rest of the week! Argh!

LMAO!: Heather's Vlog

Well, I didn't post yeaterday, mainly because I was too busy. Today its only a short post, and a video. this video was shown to me by Smurf(!) and i was cracking up! Lmao!

I have to go do some last minute drawings for class, 'kay?

I'm in Los Angeles, Bitch! Lol! (Or am I....? Lol!)

Vampires.........the real ones. P.S - college paperwork sucks.

OMG........

The people at my school are stupid. There is no other explanation. I mean I go on field trips that they let me go on, yet they mark me absent! I hate it! I keep getting calls about clearing my damn non-existent absences! Grrrrrr.........

I still haven't finished my drawings, but I need today because I have to scan them tomorrow. Ugh.

I've been filling out applications and piles of paperwork to be able to apply for the AP exam, not to mention the SAT. I sincerely feel like I'm going to die suffocated under paperwork! I also have to pay all of these fees......it's all just a pain in the ass. I fucking hate it!! I can only imagine how bad it's going to be next year when I'm applying for colleges!

I was registering for the SAT, today....I was so lost!! I felt retarded! I don't know shit about paperwork, and colleges, and financial aid! Arrggghhhh!! I was looking for my potential majors for the stupid application online and it took me forever to find them! I'm just lucky that I didn't have a test today in the class that I missed today....

On a separate note, I decided to save money to buy myself an iPod. One of those 120 gig ones, mainly because I have a whole bunch of video files on my computer that I don't want to lose. I just need to convert them, put them on my non-existent iPod, and there we go! Or I go. Eh.

I also decided to take a SAT prep class. This one is actually free for us underprivileged kids. Never thought that would actually help! Lol! I just need a 20-something dollar deposit! Yeah, not so free.

I finished "Fool Moon". I very proud to have been able to finish it. That book had been like my Everest! What without all of the non-existent free time I've had.......ugh. I can't wait for vacation! I need one, badly.

So yeah, "Fool Moon". It was pretty good. I liked it, but not as mush as the other. Maybe its because I wasn't really feeling it.....I wasn't able to read more than a few chapters at a time. I decided to completely bypass "Grave Peril" and went straight to "Summer Knight", in which professional wizard, Harry Dresden, faces various unruly Fey. Its very good, the I-can't-put-down kind of good. At least for now.

OMG! I can't wait until June! The 17th Anita Blake novel is set to come out! I'm like all giddy! At least kinda...I try, but not really feeling the giddiness. I also read the first chapter for "Dead and Gone" which is the 9th Sookie Stackhouse novel! I'm anticipating it with held breath. Lol!

So I heard that Stephen King has been attacking Stephanie Meyer's writing......well seeing as I hate Twilight......i would say Whoo! But then i feel sad.....I'm very bi-polar about this issue. I mean I detest Twilight, with what people burning it. I mean my cousin told me that this one girl told him that (and I quote) "You're not a real vampire fan if you haven't read Twilight..."

Yeah. Well girl, whoever you are, If you are reading this....

FUCK YOU! Seriously, shove your shit back up your ass, cuz i don't wanna hear it!

You are not a real vampire fan if you haven't read "Dracula"! Twilight vampires and real vampires!! They're "wampires"; they don't even deserve the "V"!! I mean, seriously? Eating people is like the whole premise of vampires! (except for Angel {B:tVS}, but I don't want to open that particular can of worms, or else I'll never stop ranting!) If the only vampire novel you've read is "Twilight", then you can't call yourself a vampire fan! Go read Anita Blake, Sookie Stackhouse, Hellsing, The Dresden Files, Vampire Knight! Go watch Buffy : the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Supernatural (although not really, same goes for The Dresden Files, heh)! But if you even dare call yourself a Vampire Fan, please don't let your only credit to that be "Twilight"!

There. Bite me. If you are a "Twilight" fan, well stop crying, or whatever shit you're doing now, and don't you dare reply! Go whore out your fucking logo!

Random Quote of the Day: "Real crying is like real sex. If you do it right, it isn't pretty." -Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter (Burnt Offerings- a real vampire novel)