Okay, first of all, Twilight sucks. Twilight sucks a lot. And I HATE the fucking Twatlighters!
Not to say that all Twilight fans are Twatlighters. Those that liked it before people began all this “OMG!TWILIGHT!” shit, are perfectly fine. You’re the original Twilight fans. You just have bad taste, is all. 'Cause Twilight is crap.
What are Twatlighters, you ask?
Well let me enlighten you.
Twatlighters: (tuh∙waht∙lie∙turrs) People (occasionally) who have a weird fan girl/boy affair with that piece of literary crap known as Twilight. Recognizable by the “Twilight” paraphernalia they shamelessly whore out, and their “I kissed a vampire, and I liked it” T-shirts. They whorishly proclaim to “<3 vampires!” and are noticeable by their soulless appearance. Have severe reactions to real literature and build “Twilight Book Clubs” in whatever poor community they chose to nest in.
So this was inspired by the fact that there is a Twatlighter breeding ground on my high school campus. May the vampire gods have mercy on us all. ;)
This is what I personally call them. It probably means something else on the 'net, but I like it too much.
Nevertheless, I hate it. It’s horrible. The books, the characters, and especially the author! OMG! Is it too much to ask that horrible books don’t become all famous! Seriously!? What the fuck is wrong with people!
The plot is like….Bleh! That’s all there is to say. It sucks. It’s like she’s randomly collecting plot ideas and smashing them all into one, trying to connect them.
The writing. It looks like she was writing a sentence and then re-writing it again to sound smart! It’s like what I used to do in 8th grade to make my essays longer!
This brings me to the second half of my Anti-Twatlighter bitch fit. (‘Cause lets face it. That’s what it is.)
The Reasons Why Twilight is Horrible Literature (if it can even be called that):
1. Bella: Whiny little bitch. That’s all there is to say. She falls in love with an abusive, old-fashioned, “wampire”. The guy is practically stalking her, and she falls in love with him. WTF!?
Btw: She has severe Daddy Issues.
2. Edward: Stupid “wampire”. Die! Die! Die!
Well that’s over. But yeah, he’s an incubus? This is a question as I stopped reading the series before I decided to commit suicide. But still, an incubus? This is why he got Bitcha pregnant? How the fuck does that work!? He’s a virgin! (Totally unbelievable by the way! 108 years old and a virgin? No way.) Incubi and Succubi are sexual creatures! It’s a mythological “fact”! Beside the Incubus thing is like a rip-off from Anita Blake (Belle Morte and Jean-Claude) and the Dresden Files (the White Court Vampires)! Totally unoriginal! And besides, it’s not even done right!
He’s also an abusive asshole with control issues.
Edward also reminds me of Richard from AB: VH, only I like Richard more, and that says something since I detest Richard! He’s also very Angel-like (Buffy: the Vampire Slayer). I mean, he is somewhat of a pedophile. She’s 18, and he’s what? Over a century old! Its very ewwww…..
Although, I’ll admit, it is somewhat hypocritical of me. But I have to add, to try to save my own ass, Bella was still a teenager!
He’s a pederast. Face it.
3. Originality: As I mentioned before, not very original. I mean the incubus thing is passable if she hadn’t done such a crappy job of adding it. Better people have done it. The premise is practically the same as “Vampire Kisses”! Which, btw, is a series I personally didn’t like, but it was pretty good.
The whole “abnormally beautiful vampires” has been done, too. What is up with that “shimmering like a million diamonds” shit!? If they’re the “perfect predators” wouldn’t sparkling in the sunlight kind of give them away? Very sloppy, didn’t connect any of the “wampires” traits to the main idea.
I can totally see Edward causing a major car pile-up because of his damn pedophilic sparkling.
4: Jacob: The only somewhat likable character goes bi-polar and his personality does like a complete 360.
He forces a kiss on Bella, in which she magically finds out she is love with him, too! OMFG! I mean she knew she was in love with that Jean-Claude-wannabe after REALLY talking to him for a handful of times, and she couldn’t tell a simple case of puppy love towards her best friend until he had to force a kiss on her?! What kind of cracked out logic is Meyer using?!
That’s not all, either! In “Breaking Dawn” he becomes a pedophile by “imprinting” on the “miracle child” who ages at an advanced level, but yet is mentally like a toddler!! WTF?! Baby-rapist! Also, back to the originality thing, fast aged vampire baby? Three words for you….Connor from Angel! Worse, he does it right after she’s born! That’s like mega-pedophile.
5. Meyer: She’s smoking crack. I detest her.
She did absolutely no research on vampires before writing that pieces of literary crap. I mean, COME ON! It’s one thing to be original, and fictionalize what you write, but don’t just randomly make things up!
Her whole series was like a four-“book” wet dream!
And her interviews make her sound retarded. No offense to mentally retarded people, didn’t mean to associate her with you.
She hasn’t read “Dracula”. There’s a reason why I’m looking for a cheap copy of it. To own. Because I want to write vampire novels.
If you plan to write about vampires…you NEED to read “Dracula”. No “ands”, “ifs, or “buts”.
A very good post on Stephanie Meyer. Courtesy of Enjoy_Every_Sandwich:
http://frogbitesays.blogspot.com/2009/03/cracked-out-things-stephenie-meyer-has.html
6. OMG!TWILIGHT!SQUEEEEEE!
No. Just no.
This is a really personal reason, but I’m putting it in here anyways.
I tell someone that I like vampires, and what do they say?
“Have you read Twilight?”
No Comment. Because if I start now, I’ll never stop.
7. Anti-feminism
I maybe male, but I am a feminist. I grew up with very strong female personalities (my mother and her sisters) and I like that in a woman. That they’re independent, and smart. To me, having females all subservient takes out the fun of humans being divided into sexes. It’s also the reason I have so many “take-charge” female friends, and get along with them, immensely.
Twatlight literally set back feminism a few hundred years.
The morale of the stories (the one I got anyways): It’s okay if he loves you.
I mean, Edward puts Bella through so much shit, and she just stays there and takes it. Like a good girl. (I roll my eyes and say this sarcastically.)
He leaves her, which in the first place says “I don’t love you”, and then tries to kill himself to be with her. Or to get away from the pain he’s feeling. Either way he’s a coward.
He comes back, and breaks her car so that she can’t see her best friend. Breaks her car. If you find this romantic you must be on some serious medication.
He bribes his sister to keep an eye on her. That alone is just weird.
Bella lives to serve Edward. Or whatever other random man around. Maybe not just men, she’s just randomly submissive. It could be either.
But it still sucks.
There. All of my reasons for hating Twilight.
Anyone want to contradict me? Looking forward to it.
Lol!
Again, by this I don't mean to offend people, but its true. You don't like it? Well, tough.
Sorry. :)
BTW: This is just an Anti-Twatlight bitch-fit. I actually plan on writing an essay on why its so bad! I just don't have the time.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Let's get something straight....
I'm usually a nice person.
Usually. I have my bi-polar moments, and those times when I'll yell at you, just because I want to. But I don't mean it. I still love you. I may be a little conceited, and somewhat of a prima donna (other people's words, Lol!) but I will never abandon my people.
My friends mean a lot to me. A lot. When I was younger I had absolutely no friends. What little friends I had, I treated like crap. I eventually got out of that, and now I have a lot of them. They're my people, and I fucking love them. I see myself as a very sociable person when the mood strikes me. I like meeting new people, it's fun. :)
Saying that, I hate when others attack my friends for no reason.
Only I get to do that. ;)
I detest it. I won't stand for it. You don't verbally attack or slander my people, or those who won't stand up for themselves, in front of me. I won't stand for it. Too many years of being the victim in a lot of childhood cruelties, sometimes I would instigate them toward others, have made me protective. I don't like it, and I won't stand for it.
I also hate when people start talking shit for no random reason, or when "friends" stop talking to you for usually retarded reasons.
I make friends for life. I become your friend, and I will probably always be there, unless, of course, you do something extremely retarded.
I have had the "backstabb-y" kind of friends, and its not a pleasant feeling. You have to be careful of what you tell them, lest they turn around and gossip about everything you tell them. I used to be a loner, and I used to pretend I was okay with that. I wasn't; I just made myself believe I was.
I was picked on a lot. It wasn't fun. Some of it was playful teasing (from those I truly counted as somewhat decent people) and some of it wasn't. I won't go into detail, because I have no desire to relive those memories.
In a way, I believe it was karma, for the way I treated some of my real friends. I'm over it now. I have my people, who have my back, and no way in hell will I ever not have theirs.
Just had to let this out.
I also posted it on the little side thing of my blog. :)
Usually. I have my bi-polar moments, and those times when I'll yell at you, just because I want to. But I don't mean it. I still love you. I may be a little conceited, and somewhat of a prima donna (other people's words, Lol!) but I will never abandon my people.
My friends mean a lot to me. A lot. When I was younger I had absolutely no friends. What little friends I had, I treated like crap. I eventually got out of that, and now I have a lot of them. They're my people, and I fucking love them. I see myself as a very sociable person when the mood strikes me. I like meeting new people, it's fun. :)
Saying that, I hate when others attack my friends for no reason.
Only I get to do that. ;)
I detest it. I won't stand for it. You don't verbally attack or slander my people, or those who won't stand up for themselves, in front of me. I won't stand for it. Too many years of being the victim in a lot of childhood cruelties, sometimes I would instigate them toward others, have made me protective. I don't like it, and I won't stand for it.
I also hate when people start talking shit for no random reason, or when "friends" stop talking to you for usually retarded reasons.
I make friends for life. I become your friend, and I will probably always be there, unless, of course, you do something extremely retarded.
I have had the "backstabb-y" kind of friends, and its not a pleasant feeling. You have to be careful of what you tell them, lest they turn around and gossip about everything you tell them. I used to be a loner, and I used to pretend I was okay with that. I wasn't; I just made myself believe I was.
I was picked on a lot. It wasn't fun. Some of it was playful teasing (from those I truly counted as somewhat decent people) and some of it wasn't. I won't go into detail, because I have no desire to relive those memories.
In a way, I believe it was karma, for the way I treated some of my real friends. I'm over it now. I have my people, who have my back, and no way in hell will I ever not have theirs.
Just had to let this out.
I also posted it on the little side thing of my blog. :)
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Chocolate Cups of Morphine...
The weekend wasn't as horrible as it could have been.
Yesterday, I went to school, I was almost late, thanks to the lame-ass public transportation system (a.k.a the Bus). It was taking forever, and it didn't get there until 7:49, and I had to be at school by 7:50 , in order to not be late.
The people from kaplan finally came, it was alright. I was supposed to go to another classroom, apart from my friend, and I didn't want to, so I pretended to "not know I was supposed to go to another room!" Lol!
They didn't take roll, so I guess I'm safe? I don't know....
We also got these really expensive Kaplan SAT prep books, and we were like wtf? According to the vice-principal they're worth over 500 dollars, which seems kinda steep for me, since the test is less expensive. :)
It was a plastic wrapped package, it came with four practice tests, a lesson book, a handbook, and a packet of flash/note cards for us to write stuff on.
Ah! I finally began to open my window, which I previously kept closed because of the evil black spiders that want to eat me, and my room is fresh again! Lol!
I can breathe! LMAO!
Before it was all stuffy, kinda like a cave, only less darkness, and now the air lives!!! The air is passing through my room.... I'm happy.
I wanted to go to cincin's house, but she went somewhere and I was like like....T.T
But its ok. I talked to her, she was doing something...Lol!
Today I went to my grandpa's house, which was a mission in itself. My and my mom had to take two different buses, walk and finally - get there all tired.
I found my uncle watching Twilight (the movie) and I was like.....ugh. It could have been worse....He COULD have been reading the book. Lol!
My mom, my grandpa, and my uncle played cards, while I went to explore the swap meet, and found absolutely nothing. But then again I wasn't really looking.
Then I went back, my uncle cracked almost every single joint in my body, and off we went. Into the sunset. Or rise, since it was 1:40 in the afternoon.
We went to the nutrologist, a really cool doctor/professor, in which we caught up with what had been going on recently. I told about my school work, that horrible SAT, my writing, and my traumatizing experience with the mugger. We learned some more about what's good for us, and watched this weird 80's video about AIDS, which was kinda funny, if you count their wacky clothes and weird words funny. Then we ate little, tiny oranges and randomly drank water, while I played with my food and made artistic orange sculptures. I made a crab and a butterfly. I would upload the pics, but I have no idea how...I'll figure it out later and post them. Heh.
After that, we went to Mickey D's, whoch I figure was pretty counter-productive since we had just come from the nutrologist, but we were hungry...so we went. I gorged myself on fries and barbecue sauce (don't judge me!!!) and drank soda. I love soda....
Anyways, we came back, my phone was dying, and I NEED my music! So I put it the song it was playing on repeat, and locked it. I think the song was Cupcakes taste like Violence.....maybe that's why I put that title. Lol!
We walked, I lent my mother six dollars for lottery scratcher addiction (they call me an enabler- I feel special ^_^), and we went to the bus stop. We were originally supposed to walk home, but the bus was coming, and my mom was all like...let's take it. I nodded along, lost in worlds of faeries and vampires, with werewolves randomly sprinkled it.
I got on the bus, and I felt imprisoned. The was little to no room, everyone was annoying me, and people looked at me when I complained. The bus was crawling by, so slow! I could have walked faster! Meanwhile, my phone was slowly dying.....
We got home, and my phone didn't die, but I did listen to the same song about twenty times. I let my phone charge, and read "Blood Rites", by Jim Butcher.
I really like it, btw. Although the White Court vampires sound alot like LKH's Belle Morte's bloodline (Beautiful Death), he spun it around really good. So good in fact, I couldn't even call out -shenanigans!- to the vampire thing. That is the good kind of plagiarism, boys and girls, the kind when it's so good, accusing them of it seems like a waste of time. But then again the plagiarism might be the other way around....not sure. Need to check dates.
So it charged, and off I went, to but my prepaid T-mobile card! And buy it I did. I came back, jamming to Starstruck (my new song), and went to go buy my bus pass, and found out it was going to be changed to TAP. Which I find completely idiotic because it affects me too much. Grrr.....
I got back, ate, read some more, took a shower, and now I'm here. :)
Tomorrow is my friend's birthday. Happy Birthday Mecha Jesus! If she's reading this it probably meant i finally forced her, under the LAWL penalty to look at my blog. Since it's her birthday, I'm buying her Starbucks! 'Cause I love her! LOL!
But if she skips out on me, I'll kill her. And I'll give away her starbucks, and never buy her any again!! Buahahahahaha! Lawl.
I just finished eating one of Mickey D's hot Apple Pies, which i loved, and I couldn't be happier. Nah, that's bullshit. I could be happier.
Apples and Skittles! Lol!
Random Quote of the Day: "Sprinkles everywhere; candy hearts and bruises! 31 flavors! Which one are you choosin?" -Jeffree Star(Cupcakes Taste Like Violence) Stupid song....Lol!
Yesterday, I went to school, I was almost late, thanks to the lame-ass public transportation system (a.k.a the Bus). It was taking forever, and it didn't get there until 7:49, and I had to be at school by 7:50 , in order to not be late.
The people from kaplan finally came, it was alright. I was supposed to go to another classroom, apart from my friend, and I didn't want to, so I pretended to "not know I was supposed to go to another room!" Lol!
They didn't take roll, so I guess I'm safe? I don't know....
We also got these really expensive Kaplan SAT prep books, and we were like wtf? According to the vice-principal they're worth over 500 dollars, which seems kinda steep for me, since the test is less expensive. :)
It was a plastic wrapped package, it came with four practice tests, a lesson book, a handbook, and a packet of flash/note cards for us to write stuff on.
Ah! I finally began to open my window, which I previously kept closed because of the evil black spiders that want to eat me, and my room is fresh again! Lol!
I can breathe! LMAO!
Before it was all stuffy, kinda like a cave, only less darkness, and now the air lives!!! The air is passing through my room.... I'm happy.
I wanted to go to cincin's house, but she went somewhere and I was like like....T.T
But its ok. I talked to her, she was doing something...Lol!
Today I went to my grandpa's house, which was a mission in itself. My and my mom had to take two different buses, walk and finally - get there all tired.
I found my uncle watching Twilight (the movie) and I was like.....ugh. It could have been worse....He COULD have been reading the book. Lol!
My mom, my grandpa, and my uncle played cards, while I went to explore the swap meet, and found absolutely nothing. But then again I wasn't really looking.
Then I went back, my uncle cracked almost every single joint in my body, and off we went. Into the sunset. Or rise, since it was 1:40 in the afternoon.
We went to the nutrologist, a really cool doctor/professor, in which we caught up with what had been going on recently. I told about my school work, that horrible SAT, my writing, and my traumatizing experience with the mugger. We learned some more about what's good for us, and watched this weird 80's video about AIDS, which was kinda funny, if you count their wacky clothes and weird words funny. Then we ate little, tiny oranges and randomly drank water, while I played with my food and made artistic orange sculptures. I made a crab and a butterfly. I would upload the pics, but I have no idea how...I'll figure it out later and post them. Heh.
After that, we went to Mickey D's, whoch I figure was pretty counter-productive since we had just come from the nutrologist, but we were hungry...so we went. I gorged myself on fries and barbecue sauce (don't judge me!!!) and drank soda. I love soda....
Anyways, we came back, my phone was dying, and I NEED my music! So I put it the song it was playing on repeat, and locked it. I think the song was Cupcakes taste like Violence.....maybe that's why I put that title. Lol!
We walked, I lent my mother six dollars for lottery scratcher addiction (they call me an enabler- I feel special ^_^), and we went to the bus stop. We were originally supposed to walk home, but the bus was coming, and my mom was all like...let's take it. I nodded along, lost in worlds of faeries and vampires, with werewolves randomly sprinkled it.
I got on the bus, and I felt imprisoned. The was little to no room, everyone was annoying me, and people looked at me when I complained. The bus was crawling by, so slow! I could have walked faster! Meanwhile, my phone was slowly dying.....
We got home, and my phone didn't die, but I did listen to the same song about twenty times. I let my phone charge, and read "Blood Rites", by Jim Butcher.
I really like it, btw. Although the White Court vampires sound alot like LKH's Belle Morte's bloodline (Beautiful Death), he spun it around really good. So good in fact, I couldn't even call out -shenanigans!- to the vampire thing. That is the good kind of plagiarism, boys and girls, the kind when it's so good, accusing them of it seems like a waste of time. But then again the plagiarism might be the other way around....not sure. Need to check dates.
So it charged, and off I went, to but my prepaid T-mobile card! And buy it I did. I came back, jamming to Starstruck (my new song), and went to go buy my bus pass, and found out it was going to be changed to TAP. Which I find completely idiotic because it affects me too much. Grrr.....
I got back, ate, read some more, took a shower, and now I'm here. :)
Tomorrow is my friend's birthday. Happy Birthday Mecha Jesus! If she's reading this it probably meant i finally forced her, under the LAWL penalty to look at my blog. Since it's her birthday, I'm buying her Starbucks! 'Cause I love her! LOL!
But if she skips out on me, I'll kill her. And I'll give away her starbucks, and never buy her any again!! Buahahahahaha! Lawl.
I just finished eating one of Mickey D's hot Apple Pies, which i loved, and I couldn't be happier. Nah, that's bullshit. I could be happier.
Apples and Skittles! Lol!
Random Quote of the Day: "Sprinkles everywhere; candy hearts and bruises! 31 flavors! Which one are you choosin?" -Jeffree Star(Cupcakes Taste Like Violence) Stupid song....Lol!
Friday, March 27, 2009
Moo.
Eh. Today is such a tiresome day. I dislike it. I just want to be able to sleep for like....ever. Never wanna wake up.....til like next year.
I added a "On my Blog" link list. It will hold the Song Game like thing, which I will be adding more songs too, when I'm not collapsing of exhaustion. It will also hold any posts that I am particularly proud of, or any that I personally like, or show more about me.
Ugh. So tired.....
Saturday classes tomorrow....shoot me now.
I started another story about this detective agency. Magickal Chaos, its called. I like it. :)
Faeries in the story, and maybe magical crack. :)
Me tired. Good night.
I added a "On my Blog" link list. It will hold the Song Game like thing, which I will be adding more songs too, when I'm not collapsing of exhaustion. It will also hold any posts that I am particularly proud of, or any that I personally like, or show more about me.
Ugh. So tired.....
Saturday classes tomorrow....shoot me now.
I started another story about this detective agency. Magickal Chaos, its called. I like it. :)
Faeries in the story, and maybe magical crack. :)
Me tired. Good night.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Random Music Guessing Game! LOL!
Ok, this is something I totally plagiarized from Jaboodi. Hope you don't mind.... :)
Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own!
P.S: I added more. :)
1. You are, my light in the dark
2. I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball!
3. The Queen of the beautifuls is back!
4. Hello little boys, little toys!
5. Do you ever question your life? Do you ever wonder why?
6. Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it,
7. Sit tight I'm gonna to need you to keep time...
8. I am watching the rise and fall of my salvation
9. I take it in stride, one day at a time.
10. I used to rule the world...
11. *Random Yodeling* You're gonna be a shining star, with fancy clothes, and fancy cars!
12. There is a house in New Orleans
13. It's been a while.
14. I wanna know, is there anyone on the floor, who can suck me like a whore!
15. I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
16. Change my pitch up, Smack my bitch up!
17. I don't think you're ready...I don't think you're ready for this!
18. Rhythm is a dancer, It's a soul's companion
19. It's been the longest winter without you!
20. You've been a juvenile, with a dolphin smile!
21. Every one living in ghost town, everyone buried in wasteland!
22. Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb!
23. Is it still me that makes you sweat?
24. Far away, this ship is taking me far away.
25. Vinyl black stilettos and fake eyelashes.
26. Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in the cabaret!
27. Just in case they're wondering.
28. Welcome back to, where I'm gonna have you!
29. You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down!
30. Fed up with your indigestion.
31. Welcome to the Jungle, we've got fun and games...!
32. Is it me? Be didn't we agree to love?
33. Break me down, you got a lovely face!
34. Yo, welcome to Uncle Luke's lollipop shop...
35. It's hard to remember how it felt before.
36. Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking!
37. Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got!
38. Guess who's back? Back again?
39. You can say I'm plain Jane, but its not the same...
40. Can you tell I'm faking it?
41. Run. Running all the time!
42. Dear, I fear we're facing a problem!
43. Don't cry to me! If you loved me...
44. I'm am the candyman, coming from bounty land!
45. Don't go looking for snakes, you might find them!
Can you guess.... :) Red are the songs who have been guessed correctly! Lol!
Bored now.
Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own!
P.S: I added more. :)
1. You are, my light in the dark
2. I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball!
3. The Queen of the beautifuls is back!
4. Hello little boys, little toys!
5. Do you ever question your life? Do you ever wonder why?
6. Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it,
7. Sit tight I'm gonna to need you to keep time...
8. I am watching the rise and fall of my salvation
9. I take it in stride, one day at a time.
10. I used to rule the world...
11. *Random Yodeling* You're gonna be a shining star, with fancy clothes, and fancy cars!
12. There is a house in New Orleans
13. It's been a while.
14. I wanna know, is there anyone on the floor, who can suck me like a whore!
15. I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
16. Change my pitch up, Smack my bitch up!
17. I don't think you're ready...I don't think you're ready for this!
18. Rhythm is a dancer, It's a soul's companion
19. It's been the longest winter without you!
20. You've been a juvenile, with a dolphin smile!
21. Every one living in ghost town, everyone buried in wasteland!
22. Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb!
23. Is it still me that makes you sweat?
24. Far away, this ship is taking me far away.
25. Vinyl black stilettos and fake eyelashes.
26. Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in the cabaret!
27. Just in case they're wondering.
28. Welcome back to, where I'm gonna have you!
29. You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down!
30. Fed up with your indigestion.
31. Welcome to the Jungle, we've got fun and games...!
32. Is it me? Be didn't we agree to love?
33. Break me down, you got a lovely face!
34. Yo, welcome to Uncle Luke's lollipop shop...
35. It's hard to remember how it felt before.
36. Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking!
37. Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got!
38. Guess who's back? Back again?
39. You can say I'm plain Jane, but its not the same...
40. Can you tell I'm faking it?
41. Run. Running all the time!
42. Dear, I fear we're facing a problem!
43. Don't cry to me! If you loved me...
44. I'm am the candyman, coming from bounty land!
45. Don't go looking for snakes, you might find them!
Can you guess.... :) Red are the songs who have been guessed correctly! Lol!
Bored now.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Dedicated to one of my most Cherished Friends, Cinthia....
"He's not my boyfriend, but I love his hugs, his smile, his advice, his kindness and the time we laugh together. I guess I fell in love with our friendship..."
Awww! Shucks! My best friend just sent me that!
OMG! I fucking love her seriously! She's one of the best people a person can ever meet! And I'm so lucky to have met her!
I fucking love you cincin!
You're so awesome! Thank you for everything you've ever done for me!
Hug! Hug! <3 Cincin(Hugness!)
I fucking love you! Hug! BFF...
Awww! Shucks! My best friend just sent me that!
OMG! I fucking love her seriously! She's one of the best people a person can ever meet! And I'm so lucky to have met her!
I fucking love you cincin!
You're so awesome! Thank you for everything you've ever done for me!
Hug! Hug! <3 Cincin(Hugness!)
I fucking love you! Hug! BFF...
Randomness....is my life. :)
Today was like....bleh.
I got up, got dressed, randomly moved my hair so it didn't look like bed-hair, or at least deliberate bed-hair and went to school.
We had testing, so there went another hour of NOT trying to shoot myself, and the schedule makes the day feel longer...
For fifth period I'm doing another comic. This one's based on a "new" version of Little Red Riding Hood (circa 1939). In which little red Hood is all like "Bitch, you ain't mah grandma!" And pulls out an automatic and shoots the wolf.
I'm mangling it. I made little red riding hood one of those little conceited pre-teen devil children. With their acrylic nails, and their cell phones. I was gonna add a pedophile older boyfriend, but i ended up trashing the idea. Too close to home, y'know?
I'm still studying "A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens. Ugh. No Comment.
And least it isn't as bad as "Tw[at]light".
I'm working on another story, a continuation of the one I wrote before, but I need to make some changes.
BTW: What's a good magical/gothic/vampirey/lycanthropey name for a detective agency? I promise I'll shamelessly steal your idea if its good! I might even give you credit if it's good! And IF I can sell it.... Lol! Aren't I so nice? ;)
I'm tired. No quote.
I had to buy syrup for this super-secret pot luck we're having for homeroom. Is one 24oz bottle of syrup enough for 20 people? I hope it is, cuz I'm poor. :)
I got up, got dressed, randomly moved my hair so it didn't look like bed-hair, or at least deliberate bed-hair and went to school.
We had testing, so there went another hour of NOT trying to shoot myself, and the schedule makes the day feel longer...
For fifth period I'm doing another comic. This one's based on a "new" version of Little Red Riding Hood (circa 1939). In which little red Hood is all like "Bitch, you ain't mah grandma!" And pulls out an automatic and shoots the wolf.
I'm mangling it. I made little red riding hood one of those little conceited pre-teen devil children. With their acrylic nails, and their cell phones. I was gonna add a pedophile older boyfriend, but i ended up trashing the idea. Too close to home, y'know?
I'm still studying "A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens. Ugh. No Comment.
And least it isn't as bad as "Tw[at]light".
I'm working on another story, a continuation of the one I wrote before, but I need to make some changes.
BTW: What's a good magical/gothic/vampirey/lycanthropey name for a detective agency? I promise I'll shamelessly steal your idea if its good! I might even give you credit if it's good! And IF I can sell it.... Lol! Aren't I so nice? ;)
I'm tired. No quote.
I had to buy syrup for this super-secret pot luck we're having for homeroom. Is one 24oz bottle of syrup enough for 20 people? I hope it is, cuz I'm poor. :)
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