Thursday, March 12, 2009

I survived a mugging and I liked it! Lol!

So apparently, I'm mugging material.

Here's the story. I was walking home, on a main street, just listening to music on my phone. You know, Supermassive Black Hole (Muse) and If you seek Amy(Britney), and out of the corner of my eye I see this guy talking at me. I'm like.....WTF?

I ask him, huh? He looks at me and says, "Where you from?"

I'm all like...joy! Annoyance by a "gangsta" at last!

I look at him like the imbecile he is, and say..."nowhere."

He says, "Give me your iPod, motha fucka!"

Now, my iPod and my Phone are like my children! My babies! I would rip them (there were two guys) apart before they put their filthy hands on them! My iPod is basically the only memory I have left of my dad....so not gonna happen! And I put money in MY phone! If they want one so badly, they can buy one! Shit....

So I look at him, like Are you fucking serious?

So I laughed put on my other earphone, and kept walking. It was funny! :)

He followed me, and I just kept walking. Heh.

BTW: I'm thinking of joining Academic Decathalon. . . . Hmmmmm. . . . .

No Doubt tickets and black roses! Lol!

Random Quote of the Day:
"Sibilant and at last,
The circus crawled away,
With another lover in its arms,
Dancing on her grave!" - Cradle of Filth (Born in a Burial Gown)

6 comments:

  1. Did somebody actually come up to you and say that? :-O I probably would've well freaked out. I'm not that good in high stress situations.

    What is the Decathlon? I've heard of this before and should know what it means, but I've forgotten. I keep thinking about the number 10 because of the 'dec' bit.

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  2. Omg i would feel sorry for the people that actually would try to take them from you XD lol

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  3. I could think of so many dirty implications for that last comment, but I must resist my urges. xD

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  4. Smurf here ok well i made my blog sorry it took so long >.>

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  5. Ha ha ha that sounds so badass! I've never had any encounters with scary people like that, except for this homeless guy who got fucking mad at me when I wouldn't give him money. Luckily my sister was with me and then this wigger came by and started screaming obscenities at the guy for no apparent reason.

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  6. omg you told me the story but is better when i read it made laugh.
    btw im on the phone with you.. ahahahah
    love you

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