I would! I would.....whore myself out.
Ok, no I wouldn't. But the shameless way I'm molested in my high school's hallway should earn me a damn klondike bar! But where is it! Grrrr....
...Now I want a klondike bar.
My school's hallways are so crowded that you could get violated so badly and you wouldn't even know it. If you drop something in the middle of the crowd - kiss it goodbye. It's gone. Pulverized by people's tandem walking and heavy biker boots. Which I totally want a pair, BTW.
I broke my detachable angel wings. The fell in the hallway. So now I have to by a new pain on eBay to continue this charade of innocence. :) I'm so virginal....Heh.
Lol! That's a joke I tell my friend randomly, because she says I'm too innocent to listen to techno/sex/fuck songs. I say...Bullcrap!
Mecha Jesus! Lawl Me! .................Bitch.
I have to go read the about wrathful grapes (aka look it up on Spark!Notes), and sleep. A lot. I don't want to have to kill anyone tomorrow. Heh.
I wanna dye my hair a random bright color. Like a color that completely disregards my skin tone. Like Blood Red! Or Green! Or crimson! Or Blond......nah. Blue! Clear! Whoo!
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Soda-rush. Sugar!! Love you!
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Hahahaha. Where exactly do you go? SoCal or NorCal?
ReplyDeleteI'm an OC boy myself. :)
I've already had blood red hair. When I get out of school I want to dye it elecric blue. We're not allowed brightly coloured hair at school, not part of the uniform.
ReplyDeleteLol! Get violated is bad enough, but by guys in heavy biker boots? Hahahahaha I hope they use some for of lube or else it's going to hurt... a lot. ;-) My school isn't as bad as that, although we have all these little year 7's running around all the time. I'm not sure they even know what 'violate' means, so we're all pretty safe.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a 'klondike bar'? I've never heard of one of those before.
Me and my friend Emma have these pink angel wings. We bought them from the pound shop where we live. We buy a lot of crap from that shop.
Dye your hair PINK! ^__^ I think it would look pretty cool. I'm trying to imagine pink curly hair right now. :) What colour is your hair naturally?
ARGH KLONDIKE BARS AGAIN! :-O I'm going to Google it. ;-)
*moans* It's being all slow and won't load. :( Oooh vanilla icecream what?
Lol ily! ;-)
Mitch is a huge douchebag. He was kitchen manager when I was first there and he's the one who made me work alone two days in a row when there are two dishwashers supposed to be working. A year later I started working there again and then he came back but apparently two of the cooks threatened to quit unless he was nice and now he's semi-nice, which is weird.
ReplyDeleteI get 11.50 an hour. Min wage is something like 8.50. I was cooking at this other place and getting 10.50 and I was going to stay there during the school year but my old boss offered me a buck more to come work for her.