The Awesome Times of Jaded!Stargazer! 'Cause all love me....

I will begin with this: YOU ALL SUCK!! I never post anymore, and when I do you don't comment! I feel offended!! Grrrrr....

Anyways, that's over.

There are various things new with me. First of all, I finally got mp3 files of Velvet Revolver's Contraband album! Yay! *Does little entertaining dance* I am currently listening to "Do It For The Kids" although my personal favorite is "Big Machine". I also have purchased various music files from iTunes, including Crookers, Electric Valentine, and Fake Blood. I've also bought that damnable french pop song "Je Veux Te Voir". Very dirty and annoyingly catchy. Ugh. I will randomly start singing my bastardized version of the lyrics sometimes. It sucks. =.=

I have lagged on my posts, which I'm sure you've all missed. If you didn't, don't tell me. Leave me with the fantasy. I have low-self esteem, and if you tell me, I'll start crying uncontrollably and rocking back and forth in the corner of my room. Which I'm pretty sure none of you want. At least I hope you guys don't want.

So far, Decathlon has been going great. We have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. It's actually better than school, so I'd rather be there than class. But alas, I have to go to class. It sucks that I have to go to school at all. But practice has been going good. Today, I passed a practice exam. Yay. I've also been mentally violated with higher level math. Shoot me. But the pizza that the coach bought us for lunch made it all okay. It was like a sign that everything was going to be okay...

I like pizza.

I also scored a 45 out of 50 on an art quiz. That was good...I guess. Meh. People did better than me, but then again I have to study more. Just goes to show, texting and studying isn't productive. So next time, I will put the booklet down and text. Not do both at once. LOL!

I've also been lagging it in math. I need to study more and do more homework. But it sucks having my Algebra sequel at 7:20 in the morning! Arrrrgggggg!! Shoot me!

OMG....Lovegame just came on my iPod. "I still want you disco stick!" "No! NO! PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME!!!" (Courtesy of Shane Dawson)

I also need to turn in more essays. Yayness. I like essays, though. I don't know why, though. Hmmmm...

OMG! New reasons to hate Twilight!!
1. Apparently, ever since Twilight, vampirism is the fad for '09! OMG ISN'T IT AWESOME!
.......first twatlighter to tell me this will get beat down. I'm not even fucking kidding.

2. Stephanie Meyer's purple prose and "creative license" offends me to the very core of my being.

3. I like vampires. Ergo, I should not like Twilight.

4. For some reasons, the little Twatlighters believe that the whole vampire/fantasy scene stuff started with Twilight. I don't know why, seeing as I can name alot of different vampire-related pop culture references that existed waaaayyyyyy before Twilight. Here I go:

• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Forever Knight
• Angel
• Vampire Diaries (the books, which I'm meaning to read. heh)
• Blood/Smoke series
• ANITA BLAKE!!
• Dracula (Meyer has not read this. It's required reading for anyone making money off a "vampire" novel, such as Twlight
• Carmilla (Victorian vampire short story, involving "lesbianism" according to wikipedia)
• The Hollows series
• The Dresden Files (These two kinda count, but not really.)
• Dark Shadows (Gothic Soap Opera from the seventies)
• The Vampire Chronicles (Anne Rice, you fucking Twatlighters!!)
• Once Bitten (Jim Carrey)
• Blade
• The Hunger (Movie from the early eighties which I've been meaning to watch)

There. There's more that I can't remember. On with the list...

5. Stephanie Meyer, was, for some unknown and stupid reason, compared to the likes of Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton and she says she's nothing like them, that she isn't a "vampire" author. Which she isn't of course, and while she at least recognizes that, she's retarded. YOU FUCKING BITCH!! IT'S A FUCKING HONOR TO BE COMPARED TO ANNE RICE!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE, YOU STUPID, STUPID, BITCH!! AND YOU FUCKING REFUSE IT!! YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN THEM, AND YES BITCH, PEOPLE CONSIDER YOU A "VAMPIRE" AUTHOR BECAUSE YOU WROTE THE EPIC FAIL OF THE CENTURY!!! WHICH UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, INCLUDED YOUR FUCKED UP IDEA OF "VAMPIRES"!!!!! YOU ARE STUPID AND I WON'T EVEN CALL YOU A WRITER!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE!!!!!

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I'm done. Whew. That took alot. I got all worked up. LOL! Too bad Meyer will probably never read that. Haha!

Well, anymoo, There's been more. I'm planning to go to Powderpuff, which is this event where the girls play football and the boys cross-dress and cheer. It's fun. The seniors against the juniors, and we're gonna win. Haha! I need to go buy my ticket, and I also have a t-shirt with the "seniors" logo on it. It's purple. :D For some reason, I've developed a like for purple. Heh.

Well, boys and girls, I must leave. It's midnight and I have to go to my grandpa's tomorrow. LOL! So I'll leave on this note:

Violation. Hugs. Murder. Lawl.

Hahahaha! I want chocolate...

In My Head, It's Always in My Head....

You guys' know something I hate? Something that really, really annoys me?

It's when I ask someone why they like something, and the answer: "Because no one else likes it."

Answers like that make me want to smack them, hard. To the point where their faces swell up and get all red and then I can take a marker and write "Twat!" on their forehead.

I bring this up for two reasons:

1. I've decided to update the definition of "Twatlighter"

and

2. People have been giving me this answer for the past week or so.

Now quick question: If you only like something because other people don't like it, isn't it kind of like fucked up version of following the crowd? I mean, seriously, if I really like something, I'll continue liking it even people start whoring it out.

If the little Twatlighters begin liking Anita Blake because they suddenly think they're hardcore for reading Twilight, then I'll still like Anita Blake, regardless of the little friend-less, boyfriend-less twatlighters who suddenly profess to love AB:VH.

Shit like this just annoys me. I mean, I still liked Harry Potter even after everyone began whoring it out (I was like in 5th grade at the time, lol) and I continue to like it. Not as much as I used to, though.

Anyways, That's just my opinion.

So today was a good day.

I'm looking for a cheap version of the book "Disco Bloodbath", but seeing as they stopped publishing them under that name, I'll probably have to buy a new one for like ten dollars. My painting/drawing teacher told me about the book, a true story. It's about a group of Club Kids (The actual originators of the fad) in New York City. The leader of the group killed his drug dealer/boyfriend which broke one of the main rules of the group.

I've just heard it's really good, and now I really want to read it. But there's only one copy in the library system and 15 other people have requested it before me. Ugh.

Right now I'm listening to techno on my iPod. I < 3 my iPod. Hahahaha!

There's this 30 minute long song on it, that I freeloaded it from my bestie.

I also need to go buy an iTunes card seeing as there's a whole bunch of songs I want and since I'm legal now (take that anyway you want Sarah! ;D ) I need to go buy a 15 dollar card.

I'm also supposed to act the part of Death for a play we're doing for Drama. My teacher made two guys I know direct and produce it ( I secretly think it's a revenge plot for making her cry) so she has us doing Everyman which is a morality play from like the middle ages. It's really cool, actually. I've read it, and although the lines are in an old-timey English, it's fun. I'm supposed to be funny and serious. Playing Death. LOL

Decathlon has been going pretty good. I need to up my game, though. I really want a spot, and there's like four maybe five people competing for that particular slot. So I need to get my test scores better and up my studying skills. Wish me luck.

I also need to start working on the comic book that I'm editing, seeing as I've been lagging it. I'm also thinking about taking a few night school courses and intersession to make up classes I have D's in. I can't have D's for college applications. *Sigh*

I've also started working harder on my essays for English, seeing as I can now write more than five body paragraphs in an hour-long essay test.

Actually that's it for today.

Techno and Lollipops. :P

Quote of the Day: "I'm so fucking awesome I leave your ass Starstruck!" As said by me various times when bored. LOL