Thursday, June 25, 2009

Call Me When You AREN"T Sober, cuz I'm Bored.

Well, I'm listening to Evanescence. "Call me when you're Sober." I'm taking nostalgic trips back to a year ago. Lol!

I'm listening to my iPod. Songs I haven't heard in a year or so (i probably stopped really listening to them after I couldn't put music in it anymore.) such as, Spiderwebs (No Doubt), El Impacto (Daddy Yankee [EWWW!]), Beautiful Liar (Beyonce and Shakira), Mambo Number 5 (Lou Bega), No One (Alicia Keys), For You (Stain'd), Scorched Earth Erotica (Cradle of Filth), Kylie Minogue(WTF?!), Superstar (ToyBox!), Fuck the Pain Away (Peaches), Lollipop (Pitbull and Lil Zane, once again- WTF?!), Black Horse and The Cherry Tree (KT Tunstall), Chinese Takeaway (The Addicts), Cartoon Heroes (Aqua), So Magical (ATC), Panic (No Doubt), Milkshakes (Lol! - Kelis :D), Tekken II (Sex Machineguns).


Damn you Kylie! Now I can't get your damned ass out of my fucking head! Lalala-lala-lala-la! Ugh!!

Lol! Damn right it's better than yours!! hahahaha!

So I'm gonna get paid today!! (Since technically it is already friday...) I'm so happy! I'm going to go on a Twenty-Dollar pending spree!! Whoo!

So yeah. Today, earlier, I had made the decision to become a YouTube whore, but for some reason I couldn't take the clips for a Video me and Tyrika (Lol- Inside joke) made in the library. It sux, so I've given up on my dream...:(

Fucking milkshakes....Hahahahahaha! What does that even mean? Is she talking about her breasts? Or the way she moves when she's fucking someone? WTF? Lol! "Warm it up!"

OMG!! "Cherry Lips" by Garbage! One of my FAV songs!!

WHOOOO!!!

"You're such a delicate boy, in a hysterical realm. Of an emotional landslide, and physical terms. With your Cherry Lips and golden curls, you could make grown men gasp, when you'd go walkin past! And in your hot pants and high heels, they could not believe that such a body was for real! It seemed like rainbows would appear...whenever you came near, the clouds would disappear, because you look just like a girl! Your baby-blues would flash, and suddenly a spell was cast! You hold a candle in your heart, you shine the light on hidden parts, you make the whole world wanna dance! You;ve bought yourself a second chance!! Go, baby, go, go! We're right behind you! Go baby, go, go! We're right behind you!"

Brownie points for whoever knows what the song is about! :D

Listening to "Face Down" by the red-jumpsuit apparatus. Ugh. Such a bitch to type out. They need to shorten their name.

Lol! I's gettin paid!! *Giggle-Giggle* *Bitch-slap!* "Give me my money, bitch!!!" *Bitch-Slap!*

Anyways....Lawl.

Tragedy...:(

So Michael Jackson died today.

I was at work. One of my bosses came in and said that he had passed away. It was complete pandemonium for awhile. Many people were fans, and I was like...woah.

I was never much of a MJ fan. I never believed the alleged molestation rumors, and I really like whatever small pieces of his music I heard. I DID make jokes, but mainly out of having nothing better to say, or no one to make fun of, than from an urge to be malicious.

He influenced many, his music was enjoyed by millions, and was a huge part of a huge generation. I confess that I was never much of a fan, because I never listened to his music, not really. But, hey, there's no time like the present. :)

I hope he rests in peace because he's in a better place now, and my heart goes out to his family, his children and his many, many fans. Hopefully his music will continue to influence the generations.

May he find peace and happiness in the new place he's in.

R.I.P Micheal Jackson.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Money-Money-Money! MONEY!!!

I'm gonna get paid. Bitch.

I'm so happy! I'm so deliriously happy! I can't wait 'til Friday!! Gonna go shopping on Saturday with my cougar-like-person...Lol! (inside joke)

Today was nothing interesting. No gossip, no annoyances, no nothing. Except for Shane Dawson, he's fucking hilarious. Go check him out on youtube! Lol!

I'm still debating the Doc Marten thing...

Last day tomorrow. I'm kinda sad, but now it's gonna be weird when I go. I'm hoping that I'll be able to get a job at the library sometime during school, if the Decathlon thing doesn't work out...

Ugh. Tired.

Do I talk about Twilight too much? Cuz IF I do, I will stop...I don't wanna be annoying....Grrr...

Lawl. Lawl. Moo. Lawl. Lawl.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Uncomplete Dissection

Okay. Today I'm dealing with a very semi-important issue. Many of you have read my never-ending blogs about it, and my bitch-fits and damning. This is about Twilight.

I hate it. I detest it. Although it's not really for the reasons you all think. These reasons, while valid, just help my hate, not cause it.

Let me start with this:

I love fantasy. The myths, the stories, the fiction. With this, I also love fantasy, the supernatural. I love fiction. It's a very important part of my life. I cannot imagine my life without being able to read some of my favorite fantasy books out there. I just can't. If I couldn't, I would be missing a vital part of my life. I know this sounds a little weird to you guys, but think of how weird it is to me. :P

I was the little kid (age 10-11) who would wake up at 3:30 Am on a Saturday to watch early re-runs of Buffy: the Vampire Slayer. I was the little kid who was obsessed with Harry Potter and his adventures, in love with the world that Rowling provided for me. I was the little fifth grader who would stay up late past his bedtime (at least back then lol) to watch new/old episodes of Charmed.

I would safely say I was a hardcore fan of almost anything involving witches, vampires, werewolves, and magic.

Hell, I even like Angel.

I went through somewhat of a dry-spell during middle school, caring more about popularity and creating my own little "gangsta/rapper" world. Safe to say, it didn't pan out. However, while I was doing this, my imagination wouldn't leave me alone, attacking me with stories about witches, magic and the supernatural. I would make stories, but for whatever reason, could never write them down.

This continued up until a few years ago, around the end of my freshman year. My father died.

This caused me to take the fantasy-love up again. I began reading Buffy fanfiction, since they had stopped airing re-runs. I watched as many re-runs as I could of Charmed, reliving my old days. I started re-reading my old copies of the Harry Potter books (1-5), getting lost in that magical world again. I discovered manga. Bleach and Naruto more than anything. Hellsing.

I started reading Laurell K. Hamilton's work at the age of 14.

The really dark ones, too. I remember the first book I read was "Bloody Bones." The second was "The Lunatic Cafe" and I then skipped to "Danse Macabre" which led me to "Incubus Dreams." These books made my life for a good while. Reading about vampires and magic and such- it made me happy in a way I can't fully comprehend.

This made me look farther into history and mythology. Wikipedia and its macabre storage of ancient facts and beliefs became my normal haunting ground. Ancient gods and goddesses became my regular playmates. I became so immersed in other people's work, and into my own imagination.

And I loved every single second of it.

I could say this caused me to not develop adequate social skills, which is why I say I'm too immature. I say this when people ask me why I don't have a girlfriend. I would rather just have a lot a friends. It's how I am. If I truly wanted someone I would go find her. I would go get one. But i don't. I just...like being nice. Hanging out, chillin' with my friends. Lol.

Anyway, back to the main point.

We've established that i was hardcore into fantasy. I still am. More so than before. I would look up the vampire myths and supernatural and occult things. This eventually caused me to pursue writing as a career, because I wanted to put my stories into paper. Have other people read it, see those stories. The adventures. I was also a sticker for research. I would look things up, and if they were completely out of the realm of possibility, I would search for a way to make them fit. I would put my vampire characters as actually vampires. The cross thing, the garlic thing, the sunlight thing, the stake-through-the-heart thing. I loved doing that. :D

This is why Twilight offends me so much. The writing is bad, truthfully, and so is the plot, but mainly, it's the mythology.

Why the fuck would Mayer create these creatures and classify them as 'vampires'? They aren't. At all!! Who gave her the right to whore out the vampire fanatic culture, to whore out the supernatural like that? I loved the fact that it made me different, that inside, I wasn't like anyone else, no matter how much I denied it when I was younger. I was different.

Now I have all of these little "Twatlighters" whoring out what was once mine, mine and that of a few other people. You know, I can't say I like reading or watching about vampires without someone assuming I've read the Twilight series? It irks me to no end. I hate the fact that Stephanie Meyer whored out something so....me.....to a whole bunch of teenagers. What gave her that right? I was the little kid who would watch re-runs of Buffy at the break of dawn, who had his nose stuck in a Harry Potter novel or an Anita Blake novel, respectively.

I know many of you will be like...WTF? to this post, but i had to say exactly why I hate Twilight so much, behind the fact that Meyer cannot write. This Twilight thing, whenever someone assumes I like vampires because I read it, it hurts something inside me. That little boy who would bitch out anyone who would dare say anything about what he liked. I'm not him anymore. And this thing just angered something inside me. It just turned a whole generation of teens into little posers, who want to be like me, how I was. Trust me, I've heard people who profess to love vampires, and the only piece of vampire literature is Twilight.

I hate it.

Ugh. I just had to get this off my chest. Hope you guys won't get too freaked out. Lol! However, if you do, I understand. ^_^

Monday, June 22, 2009

See the Black Cloud Overhead? That Me!!

Yay!!!!

Today's just one of those days. I just came home without really being tired.

Bad news, though. My last day is this Thursday. :( I really liked working at the library....But alas, school must start again, and I must get paid, bitch! Lol! Getting paid on Thursday! Got my ID today!! I was so happy, even though I look semi-retarded on the picture. I can get my bank account and cash it!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!

Anyways, I'm thinking, that yes, I am going to go ahead and buy those Doc Martens I've been eyeing. With my second check. :D What do you guys think? Should I? They're like 95-ish dollars.....

Listening to "Prince Charming" by metallica. One of my favorite songs by them. Next being Slither. It just juices up my writing, of which I having major doubt of....:I

"There's a dirty needle in your child...Haha! Stick me!!"

Yeah, not much went on today, although I was thinking that if the writing thing didn;t pan out, I could also pursue work as an actor...maybe a sketch artist on youtube? Lol! That wouldn't help me none, though. So no. Unless I'm really, really bored. :D

That's today. My hands hurt, tired. Got the "Storm Front" graphic novel from the library today, so am looking forward to that. Didn't Tweet today, just don't feel like it.....Or at least I don't think I did....did I?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Update and Twatlight review...

Today was a good day. Full of busy time to fill the void. Very little reminded me of Father's Day, really.

I spent some time at home after waking up, talking to Sarah. That lasted a few hours, while I ate breakfast, our bastardized version of french toast (there's no cinnamon on it :D) , and read a little. I proof-read my "Dragon Bite" story, adding some angst, more plot, less joke and more detail. That was fun.

I also proof-read and finished up (to the nearest chapter) of that story I was supposed to start writing for a month see how I did. I failed miserably, btw. But i have excuses!!

1. My computer was being violated.
2. My Internet sucked.
3. Word sucked for a while
4. Work.

So there! :P

Ok, those are somewhat lame excuses. But true, nonetheless! Grrrr...

I also wrote a rather nasty review for the summer reading program at the library, which I joined in hopes of winning various iTunes cards, which I want for music and movies. Lol!

I am copying the review down, so you can all tell me what you think, mkay?

Name of Book: Twilight
Name of Author: Stephanie Meyer
Give your personal opinion of why or why not you liked the book: No. Just.....No.
This "novel" is one of the worst I've EVER read. Calling Meyer's writing "purple prose" is an insult to the actual color. She portrays, nay, glamorizes, an abusive relationship with bland predictable characters. The main character, Bella, is an overwhelming "Mary Sue" with a few "Mary Sue" faults thrown in to make her seem real. As a long-time fan of vampires, this "novel" depresses me. As a potential novelist, Twilight just enforces my theory that publishers aren't even looking for talented writers anymore. Meyer's use of repetition is annoying and the plot is cliche and overused. Edward and Bella's "love"is shown as nothing more than infatuation and obsession, seeing as he's practically stalking her and watching her sleep. Meyer gives no reason as to why her vampires do anything, seeing as they're indestructible and for some unknown (i.e. asinine, idiotic) reason they sparkle. This should've never been published and Twilight makes it clear that Stephanie Meyer should take various writing courses, because she cannot write, best-seller or no best seller.
Would you recommend this book to your friend? Why or why not?: No, I would not recommend this to ANY of my friends. Someone has to care about their brain cells, seeing as Meyer does not.

Ok. There. Copied word-for-word. Lol!

Tell me what you think. Is it too mean? ...I don't want to get attacked by a whole bunch of eleven year old, rabid, Twatlighters. That would cause me to go crazy...Hahahaha!

Ok, that's it for today. Hands hurt from typing. Don't want carpel-tunnel. Lawl.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Don't Get It Twisted, Don't Get Clever, This is the Most Craziest Shit EVER!

I'm currently listening to "Love Song" by The Cure. It's really good, I liked since the first time I heard. I'm thinking that I'll probably look up their songs later. Haven't really head them. . .

"However far away, I will always love you."

I like that part. Lol! It makes me sound mushy.

Anyways, I did absolutely nothing today, which completely defeated my plan of going to see my grandpa and going to the gym. I was unable to go with my grandpa because he wasn't there. =.= I called twice and let it ring various times (almost up to two minutes) and he didn't answer. I found out later that he had gone to go buy those converter boxes for his TVs. I can't believe the government is making people buy them. Ugh. That would suck. Seeing that I have a plasma, it's all cool. Cheers to my mom, who bought it in the first place! Whoo!

The guys I was supposed to go with to the gym never got back to me, so I don't know what-the-fuck was supposed to happen. Ugh.

I'm now listening to "Golddigger" by Kanye West. I liked this song, one of the first few hip-hop/rap songs I ever heard. Lol! Now it's "Girl Fight" by Brooke Valentine. This is the song that inspired the girl's locker room fantasy I had in Middle School. Hahaha!

I can't believe I have all of these songs in my iPod. It's like so retro into a few years ago. back before I was into any of the music I'm into now. Lawl.

I keep being Twitter whore. It's all cool. I like it, although today I had the no-life problem and Twittered up the ass. I also tried Facebook, and that was a bust. Sarah knows, she was there. Lol! I dislike it. I need something new, maybe I'll make a new MySpace. But I don't wanna be MySpacer whore!! Lol! Like i was in my early teens...hahahahaha!

"My pretty woman, when you gonna give me some time Sharona?"

I haven't heard The Ramones in a good while....Lol!

OMG, I totally found this cover for my phone today, it's black!! I was like...I must have it! I would have straight up shop-lifted if it wasn't a 100% chance I would've gotten caught. Lol! But don't fret, gonna get it around the end of the month. I will buy it.

I saw some of the funniest videos today, ever. This channel on YouTube, ShaneDawsonTV. He's fucking hilarious. I haven't seen all of them, though. Here's his most current one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLU1NGPWxUw

Check it out. It's really funny and kinda sad at the end.

OMFG. Now I'm listening to Aqua. "Candyman" or "Lollipop" it's also known as. One-man rave!! ROFL!

Thankfully, I have hot water today, so it's all cool. If I had to take another cold shower, which I do not like, I would've bitched so loud, people would've called the cops on my ass. In the none kinky way. Lol.

I still hate Stephanie Meyer, and she still can't write. She still probably has problems with abusive relationships, seeing as she likes them, and would trade her husband for a pedophiliac, sparkling vampire the first chance she got.

"Don't get it twisted, don't get clever. This is the most craziest shit ever."
- Brownie points to whom ever can guess this song. :D It's the first line.

Lol.

That's it today. I'm gonna try to comment on all of your blogs later on, mkay?

Lawl me. Bitch.

Songs:
"Love Song" - The Cure
"Golddigger" - Kanye West
"My Sharona" - The Ramones
"Candyman" - Aqua
Guess the last one!

BTW: Spent my day watching episodes of Drawn Together and Scrubs on my computer. It was fun. :D