I am Alive... : )

Okay, please don't kill me?

*Sigh* If I am able to get that Mac for college, I will post regularly...LOL

This has to be short, I have to leave soon...

So how have you all been? LOL

Me? I've been great! I am about to start college soon, at my local CC, and I graduated! LOL! I did the whole thing, Prom, Grad Nite, Graduation...It was awesome!

I have family problems, of which I will talk about during a longer post- suffice, I don't talk to a huge branch of them any more. . .

Okay, I hafta go, comp issues! I'll post later, and if you have one, add me on FaceBook! LOL!

PS: I have missed you all! Seriously!

Okay, so you guys probably hate me...but I have tried to post, it's just incredibly hard when you do not have internet!

Right now I'm using a school computer, since I am there for practice. I need to review for my A.P English Literature test, and poetry is being a complete and utter bitch! It's so hard to get the themes, but I'm getting there. I have two days for review before the test, not to mention I have to also review for A.P English Language and Composition and A.P Microeconomics and A.P Macroeconomics! I didn't even take three of these classes!

Ah! Woe is me!

Not to mention, economics is fucking hard!

Supply and demand are getting complicated and I'm still trying to memorize GDP. The PPCs are getting more complicated, plus the tests tries to screw with your head by using different terms from the ones I have already learned! Why can't I be asked something about Scarcity?

*Sigh*

Silver lining, though! I'm graduating! :D

On June 22nd, i get to walk that stage and get my diploma and all that jazz! I also get to go to Grad Night, Prom, and Senior Breakfast (which was extremely expensive! 180 dollars!)

Today, I'm not going to intersession. I need to go to ELAC and a couple of peopl from my team are coming with. LOL! As soon as we decided, I knew I was not going to get anything done...but meh. I don't care. I like spending time with them! :D

Okay, I have to go! Au Revoir!

The Triumphant Return!!

What's this? Huh? What? The floor is cold!? Flying bacon!!! Ahhhhhhhh!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have once agian, posted.

Now! Before you all come at me with pitchforks and torches, remember, I was busy!

LOL! So, long time no blog.

As you know, I made the Academic Decathlon team at my school. Competition has come and gone, and we (unfortunately) did not make it to state. (tear) But, I did however, get a medal in Speech! Silver! My speech was on Pop Culture and how it's making us all stupid. Isn't it awesome? Haha! I also got 7 Conference awards, meaning I beat the majority of the competetors' in my region. I also got first place in my region for language and lit, beating the top school's Varsity people. But alas! i got no medal. I was close! 6th in County. Out of 210 people! :D

Graduation is coming up, and I scared shitless. So yay for grad. I'm having issues adapting, and I have decided I'm going to do community college and the transfer, 'cause I want to go to U.C Berkeley. It's gonna take work, but i can do it! (And if you believe I cannot, please keep your comments to yourself lest I start crying uncotrollably.)

I also plan to enter a speech contest soon. The topic: When do YOU become an adult!? ...

Hahahaha! I'm not kidding. I have to write about me becoming an adult. Me! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

But i get fifty dollars if I win! :D

Okay, people. Time has finished, and the library's gonna kick me out! Don't fret! i'll be back! promise!

I've missed all of you! Also, if you really want to, and haven't already, add me on Facebook. :D

OMG!OMG!

Quickness...am alive,writing this during practice...

Don't have internet, be back soon, miss all of you! Lawl!

And Where's MY Red Carpet? Fuck that, I Want a Black One. Now.

Okay, first a explanation of the Death thing for Rain, whom I promised it to.

A few weeks ago, I was playing the role of Death in a class production of Everyman. For those of you who don't know, Everyman is a morality play from the Middle Ages talking about how you only have your good deeds to get you into heaven, and everything else is crap. Anyways, I was Death. The reason for this, according to some of my people who cast me for this particular role, it's because I'm great at playing a conceited asshole.

My response: "Fuck you, bitch." Hair flip.

Okay, maybe not a hair flip, but that would've been cool, if I had hair, and been better at giving an indifferent attitude. LOL

Well, I told this to my decathlon team, that I was Death because I was a conceited asshole. This ended with me being Death(to some people). That no man dreadeth. For everyman I rest and no man spareth. LOL I have green/blue labels with "DEATH" all over my decathlon materials. Hahaha!

So yeah, long time, no blog. Sorry. I've been busy. I also have not been on Yahoo messenger for like...ever. Heh. I just rarely have time anymore, but I'm going to make an effort to blog more often.

So what's new with me?

Well I'll start this: I ran for "Most Unique" for the 2010 Class favorites...

Unfortunately, I did not win. Some other guy (whom I hear isn't even unique) one. I only lost by five votes, though, so it wasn't like I was out of the realm of possibility. So, in reality, I didn't win, Fuck it-Thug Life. LMAO! :P

I have also taken to wearing a roll of Scotch(TM) Book Tape around my wrist. I have no idea as to why, really. I just felt like it, so whatevers. Haha! My little sister has been fighting me on a daily basis for the right to wear the tape. IT'S MY TAPE!!!!

Decathlon practice has been going pretty good. I've been doing particularly good on history tests, and I believe my bastardized french had helped somewhat. In a team of 12 or so people, I am the only one who has taken french at all. I only took one year last year. Lol! But yeah, I have decided that i hate Dickens and math. Math hates me back, though. I need to pay better attention, though. Because I really want a spot, and if I don't get one I'll cry...or maybe not, but still! I'd be sad...

I've also decided that I'm going to try for a medal in essay, if it's even possible. Hopefully it will be. Because I. Will. Make. The. Team. No matter how hard I have to study. I have also tentatively decided what my topic for speech will be. Religion. Which I know will probably not go over well, but It's a topic I really feel, so meh.

My grades have been being tortured, though. I have an F in Algebra: The Sequel, and English Lit. I know, I need to raise them up to go to college. But I can't bring myself up to care about Algebra, since it's useless, but I need it for college...

I also have had less time to read or hang out with my friends. I also have backed up essays, which is why I must cut this post short. LOL

Lawl! Cupcakes and Hug Molestation! :P

P.S: Lawl. I am currently listening to a mix of No Doubt, Jeffree Star, and French pop. It's trippy. I have amassed the majority of the No Doubt albums, and have purchased JStar's. It's pretty good, for a random recommendation.

P.S 2: Have decided to continue post.

LOL

Yeah. I'm bored.

Currently I have collected approximately 1226 songs on my precious iPod. I love my iPod. I also added a whole bunch of music today courtesy of Amy, whose fucking awesome, even though she made me do Spanish homework. She's buying pizza next time, whether she knows it or not. ;P

My cousin, Smurf, has also given me music. Thanks to him I got the Crookers remix of "We Are All Prostitutes". Which is awesome, btw. I recommend it.

I also need to go buy a copy of "Party Monster/Disco Bloodbath" and a copy of "Circus of the Damned". I need them for my collection.

Also, my awesome cousin Sami has added various donations to my iPod library, so she will be rewarded with songs of cupcakes, sprinkles and weird sex.

Okay, really, gotta go!

Hug-Molestation! Don't pretend you don't like it! :P

"Give it to me, baby!"

Ahhhh! Morning.

LOL! Today is my labor day weekend. My holiday. It's fucking awesome. I'm going to visit my little sister (note: not really my sister, just call her that) and help her set up her iPod, and then we'll probably go to the fair.

Although the fair sucks from what I've heard.

I've decided that I'm going to start posting on a semi-daily basis, mainly so I can entertain Sarah with my posts of cupcakes, sprinkles and decathlon. And the occasional bitch-slap. Haha!

I am currently eating potato chips (crisps to you, sarah) for breakfast. This is incredibly bad for me, especially since I was on a "diet". After today, I'm back on the wagon, which not even the McDonald's brothers, themselves, could keep me out of. Yay for diet. I also need to start working out. I've been lagging it. LOL

The chips are good.

OMG...yesterday I got a virus! But on the quickness, I scanned, and I manually deleted the virus, then I scanned spyware and the re-booted my computer. I think it worked, because I have no spyware, no viruses, and no random little hacking shits. Hopefully it did, and I don't have to worry about shit like that anymore.

I need new music...something techno-ish....

Peace out! :P

The Awesome Times of Jaded!Stargazer! 'Cause all love me....

I will begin with this: YOU ALL SUCK!! I never post anymore, and when I do you don't comment! I feel offended!! Grrrrr....

Anyways, that's over.

There are various things new with me. First of all, I finally got mp3 files of Velvet Revolver's Contraband album! Yay! *Does little entertaining dance* I am currently listening to "Do It For The Kids" although my personal favorite is "Big Machine". I also have purchased various music files from iTunes, including Crookers, Electric Valentine, and Fake Blood. I've also bought that damnable french pop song "Je Veux Te Voir". Very dirty and annoyingly catchy. Ugh. I will randomly start singing my bastardized version of the lyrics sometimes. It sucks. =.=

I have lagged on my posts, which I'm sure you've all missed. If you didn't, don't tell me. Leave me with the fantasy. I have low-self esteem, and if you tell me, I'll start crying uncontrollably and rocking back and forth in the corner of my room. Which I'm pretty sure none of you want. At least I hope you guys don't want.

So far, Decathlon has been going great. We have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. It's actually better than school, so I'd rather be there than class. But alas, I have to go to class. It sucks that I have to go to school at all. But practice has been going good. Today, I passed a practice exam. Yay. I've also been mentally violated with higher level math. Shoot me. But the pizza that the coach bought us for lunch made it all okay. It was like a sign that everything was going to be okay...

I like pizza.

I also scored a 45 out of 50 on an art quiz. That was good...I guess. Meh. People did better than me, but then again I have to study more. Just goes to show, texting and studying isn't productive. So next time, I will put the booklet down and text. Not do both at once. LOL!

I've also been lagging it in math. I need to study more and do more homework. But it sucks having my Algebra sequel at 7:20 in the morning! Arrrrgggggg!! Shoot me!

OMG....Lovegame just came on my iPod. "I still want you disco stick!" "No! NO! PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME!!!" (Courtesy of Shane Dawson)

I also need to turn in more essays. Yayness. I like essays, though. I don't know why, though. Hmmmm...

OMG! New reasons to hate Twilight!!
1. Apparently, ever since Twilight, vampirism is the fad for '09! OMG ISN'T IT AWESOME!
.......first twatlighter to tell me this will get beat down. I'm not even fucking kidding.

2. Stephanie Meyer's purple prose and "creative license" offends me to the very core of my being.

3. I like vampires. Ergo, I should not like Twilight.

4. For some reasons, the little Twatlighters believe that the whole vampire/fantasy scene stuff started with Twilight. I don't know why, seeing as I can name alot of different vampire-related pop culture references that existed waaaayyyyyy before Twilight. Here I go:

• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Forever Knight
• Angel
• Vampire Diaries (the books, which I'm meaning to read. heh)
• Blood/Smoke series
• ANITA BLAKE!!
• Dracula (Meyer has not read this. It's required reading for anyone making money off a "vampire" novel, such as Twlight
• Carmilla (Victorian vampire short story, involving "lesbianism" according to wikipedia)
• The Hollows series
• The Dresden Files (These two kinda count, but not really.)
• Dark Shadows (Gothic Soap Opera from the seventies)
• The Vampire Chronicles (Anne Rice, you fucking Twatlighters!!)
• Once Bitten (Jim Carrey)
• Blade
• The Hunger (Movie from the early eighties which I've been meaning to watch)

There. There's more that I can't remember. On with the list...

5. Stephanie Meyer, was, for some unknown and stupid reason, compared to the likes of Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton and she says she's nothing like them, that she isn't a "vampire" author. Which she isn't of course, and while she at least recognizes that, she's retarded. YOU FUCKING BITCH!! IT'S A FUCKING HONOR TO BE COMPARED TO ANNE RICE!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE, YOU STUPID, STUPID, BITCH!! AND YOU FUCKING REFUSE IT!! YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN THEM, AND YES BITCH, PEOPLE CONSIDER YOU A "VAMPIRE" AUTHOR BECAUSE YOU WROTE THE EPIC FAIL OF THE CENTURY!!! WHICH UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, INCLUDED YOUR FUCKED UP IDEA OF "VAMPIRES"!!!!! YOU ARE STUPID AND I WON'T EVEN CALL YOU A WRITER!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE!!!!!

...

I'm done. Whew. That took alot. I got all worked up. LOL! Too bad Meyer will probably never read that. Haha!

Well, anymoo, There's been more. I'm planning to go to Powderpuff, which is this event where the girls play football and the boys cross-dress and cheer. It's fun. The seniors against the juniors, and we're gonna win. Haha! I need to go buy my ticket, and I also have a t-shirt with the "seniors" logo on it. It's purple. :D For some reason, I've developed a like for purple. Heh.

Well, boys and girls, I must leave. It's midnight and I have to go to my grandpa's tomorrow. LOL! So I'll leave on this note:

Violation. Hugs. Murder. Lawl.

Hahahaha! I want chocolate...