And Where's MY Red Carpet? Fuck that, I Want a Black One. Now.

Okay, first a explanation of the Death thing for Rain, whom I promised it to.

A few weeks ago, I was playing the role of Death in a class production of Everyman. For those of you who don't know, Everyman is a morality play from the Middle Ages talking about how you only have your good deeds to get you into heaven, and everything else is crap. Anyways, I was Death. The reason for this, according to some of my people who cast me for this particular role, it's because I'm great at playing a conceited asshole.

My response: "Fuck you, bitch." Hair flip.

Okay, maybe not a hair flip, but that would've been cool, if I had hair, and been better at giving an indifferent attitude. LOL

Well, I told this to my decathlon team, that I was Death because I was a conceited asshole. This ended with me being Death(to some people). That no man dreadeth. For everyman I rest and no man spareth. LOL I have green/blue labels with "DEATH" all over my decathlon materials. Hahaha!

So yeah, long time, no blog. Sorry. I've been busy. I also have not been on Yahoo messenger for like...ever. Heh. I just rarely have time anymore, but I'm going to make an effort to blog more often.

So what's new with me?

Well I'll start this: I ran for "Most Unique" for the 2010 Class favorites...

Unfortunately, I did not win. Some other guy (whom I hear isn't even unique) one. I only lost by five votes, though, so it wasn't like I was out of the realm of possibility. So, in reality, I didn't win, Fuck it-Thug Life. LMAO! :P

I have also taken to wearing a roll of Scotch(TM) Book Tape around my wrist. I have no idea as to why, really. I just felt like it, so whatevers. Haha! My little sister has been fighting me on a daily basis for the right to wear the tape. IT'S MY TAPE!!!!

Decathlon practice has been going pretty good. I've been doing particularly good on history tests, and I believe my bastardized french had helped somewhat. In a team of 12 or so people, I am the only one who has taken french at all. I only took one year last year. Lol! But yeah, I have decided that i hate Dickens and math. Math hates me back, though. I need to pay better attention, though. Because I really want a spot, and if I don't get one I'll cry...or maybe not, but still! I'd be sad...

I've also decided that I'm going to try for a medal in essay, if it's even possible. Hopefully it will be. Because I. Will. Make. The. Team. No matter how hard I have to study. I have also tentatively decided what my topic for speech will be. Religion. Which I know will probably not go over well, but It's a topic I really feel, so meh.

My grades have been being tortured, though. I have an F in Algebra: The Sequel, and English Lit. I know, I need to raise them up to go to college. But I can't bring myself up to care about Algebra, since it's useless, but I need it for college...

I also have had less time to read or hang out with my friends. I also have backed up essays, which is why I must cut this post short. LOL

Lawl! Cupcakes and Hug Molestation! :P

P.S: Lawl. I am currently listening to a mix of No Doubt, Jeffree Star, and French pop. It's trippy. I have amassed the majority of the No Doubt albums, and have purchased JStar's. It's pretty good, for a random recommendation.

P.S 2: Have decided to continue post.

LOL

Yeah. I'm bored.

Currently I have collected approximately 1226 songs on my precious iPod. I love my iPod. I also added a whole bunch of music today courtesy of Amy, whose fucking awesome, even though she made me do Spanish homework. She's buying pizza next time, whether she knows it or not. ;P

My cousin, Smurf, has also given me music. Thanks to him I got the Crookers remix of "We Are All Prostitutes". Which is awesome, btw. I recommend it.

I also need to go buy a copy of "Party Monster/Disco Bloodbath" and a copy of "Circus of the Damned". I need them for my collection.

Also, my awesome cousin Sami has added various donations to my iPod library, so she will be rewarded with songs of cupcakes, sprinkles and weird sex.

Okay, really, gotta go!

Hug-Molestation! Don't pretend you don't like it! :P

"Give it to me, baby!"

Ahhhh! Morning.

LOL! Today is my labor day weekend. My holiday. It's fucking awesome. I'm going to visit my little sister (note: not really my sister, just call her that) and help her set up her iPod, and then we'll probably go to the fair.

Although the fair sucks from what I've heard.

I've decided that I'm going to start posting on a semi-daily basis, mainly so I can entertain Sarah with my posts of cupcakes, sprinkles and decathlon. And the occasional bitch-slap. Haha!

I am currently eating potato chips (crisps to you, sarah) for breakfast. This is incredibly bad for me, especially since I was on a "diet". After today, I'm back on the wagon, which not even the McDonald's brothers, themselves, could keep me out of. Yay for diet. I also need to start working out. I've been lagging it. LOL

The chips are good.

OMG...yesterday I got a virus! But on the quickness, I scanned, and I manually deleted the virus, then I scanned spyware and the re-booted my computer. I think it worked, because I have no spyware, no viruses, and no random little hacking shits. Hopefully it did, and I don't have to worry about shit like that anymore.

I need new music...something techno-ish....

Peace out! :P

The Awesome Times of Jaded!Stargazer! 'Cause all love me....

I will begin with this: YOU ALL SUCK!! I never post anymore, and when I do you don't comment! I feel offended!! Grrrrr....

Anyways, that's over.

There are various things new with me. First of all, I finally got mp3 files of Velvet Revolver's Contraband album! Yay! *Does little entertaining dance* I am currently listening to "Do It For The Kids" although my personal favorite is "Big Machine". I also have purchased various music files from iTunes, including Crookers, Electric Valentine, and Fake Blood. I've also bought that damnable french pop song "Je Veux Te Voir". Very dirty and annoyingly catchy. Ugh. I will randomly start singing my bastardized version of the lyrics sometimes. It sucks. =.=

I have lagged on my posts, which I'm sure you've all missed. If you didn't, don't tell me. Leave me with the fantasy. I have low-self esteem, and if you tell me, I'll start crying uncontrollably and rocking back and forth in the corner of my room. Which I'm pretty sure none of you want. At least I hope you guys don't want.

So far, Decathlon has been going great. We have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. It's actually better than school, so I'd rather be there than class. But alas, I have to go to class. It sucks that I have to go to school at all. But practice has been going good. Today, I passed a practice exam. Yay. I've also been mentally violated with higher level math. Shoot me. But the pizza that the coach bought us for lunch made it all okay. It was like a sign that everything was going to be okay...

I like pizza.

I also scored a 45 out of 50 on an art quiz. That was good...I guess. Meh. People did better than me, but then again I have to study more. Just goes to show, texting and studying isn't productive. So next time, I will put the booklet down and text. Not do both at once. LOL!

I've also been lagging it in math. I need to study more and do more homework. But it sucks having my Algebra sequel at 7:20 in the morning! Arrrrgggggg!! Shoot me!

OMG....Lovegame just came on my iPod. "I still want you disco stick!" "No! NO! PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME!!!" (Courtesy of Shane Dawson)

I also need to turn in more essays. Yayness. I like essays, though. I don't know why, though. Hmmmm...

OMG! New reasons to hate Twilight!!
1. Apparently, ever since Twilight, vampirism is the fad for '09! OMG ISN'T IT AWESOME!
.......first twatlighter to tell me this will get beat down. I'm not even fucking kidding.

2. Stephanie Meyer's purple prose and "creative license" offends me to the very core of my being.

3. I like vampires. Ergo, I should not like Twilight.

4. For some reasons, the little Twatlighters believe that the whole vampire/fantasy scene stuff started with Twilight. I don't know why, seeing as I can name alot of different vampire-related pop culture references that existed waaaayyyyyy before Twilight. Here I go:

• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Forever Knight
• Angel
• Vampire Diaries (the books, which I'm meaning to read. heh)
• Blood/Smoke series
• ANITA BLAKE!!
• Dracula (Meyer has not read this. It's required reading for anyone making money off a "vampire" novel, such as Twlight
• Carmilla (Victorian vampire short story, involving "lesbianism" according to wikipedia)
• The Hollows series
• The Dresden Files (These two kinda count, but not really.)
• Dark Shadows (Gothic Soap Opera from the seventies)
• The Vampire Chronicles (Anne Rice, you fucking Twatlighters!!)
• Once Bitten (Jim Carrey)
• Blade
• The Hunger (Movie from the early eighties which I've been meaning to watch)

There. There's more that I can't remember. On with the list...

5. Stephanie Meyer, was, for some unknown and stupid reason, compared to the likes of Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton and she says she's nothing like them, that she isn't a "vampire" author. Which she isn't of course, and while she at least recognizes that, she's retarded. YOU FUCKING BITCH!! IT'S A FUCKING HONOR TO BE COMPARED TO ANNE RICE!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE, YOU STUPID, STUPID, BITCH!! AND YOU FUCKING REFUSE IT!! YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN THEM, AND YES BITCH, PEOPLE CONSIDER YOU A "VAMPIRE" AUTHOR BECAUSE YOU WROTE THE EPIC FAIL OF THE CENTURY!!! WHICH UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, INCLUDED YOUR FUCKED UP IDEA OF "VAMPIRES"!!!!! YOU ARE STUPID AND I WON'T EVEN CALL YOU A WRITER!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE!!!!!

...

I'm done. Whew. That took alot. I got all worked up. LOL! Too bad Meyer will probably never read that. Haha!

Well, anymoo, There's been more. I'm planning to go to Powderpuff, which is this event where the girls play football and the boys cross-dress and cheer. It's fun. The seniors against the juniors, and we're gonna win. Haha! I need to go buy my ticket, and I also have a t-shirt with the "seniors" logo on it. It's purple. :D For some reason, I've developed a like for purple. Heh.

Well, boys and girls, I must leave. It's midnight and I have to go to my grandpa's tomorrow. LOL! So I'll leave on this note:

Violation. Hugs. Murder. Lawl.

Hahahaha! I want chocolate...

Violation. Murder. Hugs. Lawl.

Long time, no update. LOL

Yeah. I've been busy. Stuff happened, things moved and shit randomly blew up.

I am currently listening to The Strokes. Evening Sun, from their "First Impressions of Earth" album. Go listen to it, Chaos commands you. After, of course, you read his blog post.

But first I have this. Courtesy of my awesome cousin Sami and embellished by moi:

On Heroes: "Well, heroes are like superheroes. Superman, batman, The Flash, etc. Their awesome, as are most heroes. Hercules and such. But then there are Guitar Heroes, who don't help anyone in any sort of hero-like manner. Guitar heroes serve no purpose in the hero scale. Superman WILL CRUSH YOU."

On Twilight: It sucks. Stephanie Meyer cannot write. Deal with it.

On hair: "Ha. You have hip-hop hair." "Ahh! No I don't!"

On clothing: "I hate how my mother dressed me when I was a child." "Yeah, me too." "Ew. Nothing but Disney characters." "Hey! At least you got Disney. All I had was hand-made stuff and wanna-be Disney ghetto-crap."


Anymoo, I come bearing news.

First, I haven't read anything for my personal enjoyment in so long! T.T Depression is getting to me! All it's been is homework, school, decathlon, shower, sleep. Not necessarily in that order. I also have Saturday practice now, but it's all cool. The coach buys bagels. :D

Second, I like cupcakes. And sprinkles. And listening to Jeffree Star is making me hungry, although I sincerely hope it is not in the way he/she intended.

Third, teacher-drama is fun!! :D Who knew the adults of my high school had so much shit in their lives! LOL! I'm all up on the chisme (Spanish for gossip) and I'm like: "Lawl." It so much fun. Apparently we have a psycho at our school, who might possibly do drugs. And it's a teacher!! LMAO!

Fourth, my iPod is raping me. I like it.

Fifth, My friend is leaving and going to continuation school. This makes me sad face. :(

Sixth, I have adopted my dearest friend as my little sister. Ergo, I reserve date-threatening and boyfriend-shovel-beating rights, unless she goes completely lesbian. In which I am then okay with. :D Hahahaha!

I'm stopping the numeration system. It's gotten annoying.

So yeah. So far, I'm playing the part of Death in a class production of Everyman, I am still trying out for academic decathlon, am still trying to work-out, am trying to raise up fails in places in which I don't want them, am looking for a cheap copy of Disco Bloodbath (Party Monster), trying to keep up my social life, and I'm doing all of this whilst being completely awesome.

Trust me, it's a hard job...But some one's gotta do it. And who's better qualified than me? :P

I also feel unloved, seeing as I haven't properly hig molested anyone in awhile. I also mis my hugness who hasn't called me in a good while. Wahhhh!! I miss her!! T.T

I'm also listening to The Cure.

I am currently trying to write a new story, starring my life, only told in a completely fucked up tone. Why? Because it's fun. It was inspired heavily by Grendel, large amounts of sugar consumption, and awesome techno purchased from iTunes. So it's bound to random and hilarious. Yay.

Ugh. Apparently I'm whitewashed. LOL. This means that I'm latino, but I act like I'm white, if my understanding of the term is correct. Which is totally true, seeing as I rarely speak Spanish, which is my native tongue, to the point when people are surprised of the fact that I can speak it. People have literally told me "I've never heard you speak Spanish before."

This is fun.

Am listening to Led Zeppelin. I've never really heard them before, and I like what I've heard so far. I also am checking out Smashing Pumpkins.

Tired of typing. Lawl. Me. Moo. Later.

Fake boobs jiggle funny. :P

"Je veux te voir dans un film pornographique." -Yelle (I "LOL" at you.)

In My Head, It's Always in My Head....

You guys' know something I hate? Something that really, really annoys me?

It's when I ask someone why they like something, and the answer: "Because no one else likes it."

Answers like that make me want to smack them, hard. To the point where their faces swell up and get all red and then I can take a marker and write "Twat!" on their forehead.

I bring this up for two reasons:

1. I've decided to update the definition of "Twatlighter"

and

2. People have been giving me this answer for the past week or so.

Now quick question: If you only like something because other people don't like it, isn't it kind of like fucked up version of following the crowd? I mean, seriously, if I really like something, I'll continue liking it even people start whoring it out.

If the little Twatlighters begin liking Anita Blake because they suddenly think they're hardcore for reading Twilight, then I'll still like Anita Blake, regardless of the little friend-less, boyfriend-less twatlighters who suddenly profess to love AB:VH.

Shit like this just annoys me. I mean, I still liked Harry Potter even after everyone began whoring it out (I was like in 5th grade at the time, lol) and I continue to like it. Not as much as I used to, though.

Anyways, That's just my opinion.

So today was a good day.

I'm looking for a cheap version of the book "Disco Bloodbath", but seeing as they stopped publishing them under that name, I'll probably have to buy a new one for like ten dollars. My painting/drawing teacher told me about the book, a true story. It's about a group of Club Kids (The actual originators of the fad) in New York City. The leader of the group killed his drug dealer/boyfriend which broke one of the main rules of the group.

I've just heard it's really good, and now I really want to read it. But there's only one copy in the library system and 15 other people have requested it before me. Ugh.

Right now I'm listening to techno on my iPod. I < 3 my iPod. Hahahaha!

There's this 30 minute long song on it, that I freeloaded it from my bestie.

I also need to go buy an iTunes card seeing as there's a whole bunch of songs I want and since I'm legal now (take that anyway you want Sarah! ;D ) I need to go buy a 15 dollar card.

I'm also supposed to act the part of Death for a play we're doing for Drama. My teacher made two guys I know direct and produce it ( I secretly think it's a revenge plot for making her cry) so she has us doing Everyman which is a morality play from like the middle ages. It's really cool, actually. I've read it, and although the lines are in an old-timey English, it's fun. I'm supposed to be funny and serious. Playing Death. LOL

Decathlon has been going pretty good. I need to up my game, though. I really want a spot, and there's like four maybe five people competing for that particular slot. So I need to get my test scores better and up my studying skills. Wish me luck.

I also need to start working on the comic book that I'm editing, seeing as I've been lagging it. I'm also thinking about taking a few night school courses and intersession to make up classes I have D's in. I can't have D's for college applications. *Sigh*

I've also started working harder on my essays for English, seeing as I can now write more than five body paragraphs in an hour-long essay test.

Actually that's it for today.

Techno and Lollipops. :P

Quote of the Day: "I'm so fucking awesome I leave your ass Starstruck!" As said by me various times when bored. LOL

JKJKJK LOLOLOL (I need a life...)

Well....hello, everyone.

Yes, it has been forever since I've blogged anything of any sort, and haven't posted comments or anything. Sorry about that, really, I'm sorry.

But! I come baring excuses!! So "YAY" for excuses!

Okay, first of all, Decathlon. I'm at school until 7:00 or so, studying for my other classes and shit. Horrible, but I really want it. Second! School is evil. Really. I have two F's, one in English (I know! But that's because I owe like two essays) and one in Algebra 2:The Sequel (:P Stephen!)

To explain the Algebra thing, over here I guess it's divided into two sections? We go from Algebra 1, to Geometry, to Algebra 2, and if we get this far, Trigonometry, Math Analysis, Pre-Calc, and Calculus.

Ew. Calculus.

Anymoo, today I took an essay test for English class, on "Grendel" that, for those that have read Beowulf, is a satire of Grendel's character. It's so fun! But then Grendel has to die...I didn't want him to die! :(

But i think I did pretty well on the test. I did like 5 or so body paragraphs. And that's pretty damn good. Hahaha!

OMG! I learned how to use iTunes! I am so happy! You can get free music and shit! I can get alot of shit for free. I also bought The Sims DJ for my iPod Classic, which I bought a few weeks ago. I'm working on filling it up. LOL So far, I have 4 gigs filled. Still freeloading music from people and downloading from other people.

I've also began working out, so that's a good thing. I need to lose weight. I also need to read "A Tale of Two Cities." Hahaha!

Listening to No Doubt. "Tragic Kingdom" This song is about Disneyland. LOL

I'll try to blog more often, alright. But no promises. :P

"Lawl."

Hollywood!!

Well today was senior luau, which is an event made only for seniors (12th graders), and it was fun. Sort of. Kinda like a pool party.

Me and my two friends got there, and they ate, I just drank some horchata (a drink made from rice powder and cinnamon, yum) hardcore horchata right there! Hahaha!

We spent the rest of the time talking and taking pictures (alot of pictures) although I really, really wanted to dance. This is strange, because for one, I rarely dance. But i just got into a dancing mood, and both my friends were all like "Yeah, I'm down!"

But they kept coming up with stupid excuses not to dance. "I want her to go with me!" "I don't like that kind of music!" "OMG, lets wait for her!"

GRRRR!! It got to the fucking point where I started getting annoyed, and began speaking harshly. Then another excuse, when our other friend came over, my friend started talking about recent drama, which I was totally sucked into. Then we went over to the pool and put our feet in the water, which was alright.

But it really, really annoyed me.

Then my mom called me, saying she was picking me up in like twenty-twenty five minutes. This got me even more annoyed. I just separated from my friends and began texting. That's how pissed I was. But the my friend (who had come late!) was like, "come on! Let's dance!"

So we did, THEN the other two joined us, and it was fun.

Until I had to leave. :(

But it was alot of fun, drama or no drama.

How ever, there was this really funny part where this guy and this girl were dancing (meaning he was behind her and she was grinding and shaking her ass into his crotch) and he was all getting into it, and she was texting, looking bored.

It was just fucking hilarious! Hahahaha!

Ugh, well I'm gonna go knock out. C ya!! Lawl.